Don't get me wrong. I'm glad my kid is involved and is learning team work and being healthy and stuff. The competitions are just brutal.
I'm pretty sure Dante foretold this about 700 years ago.Let me tell you about a little thing called an All Star Cheerleading Competition.
- Terribly remixed music BLARING through the speaker for 150 seconds with 2 minute breaks in between.
- Ultra peppy and loud announcers, also former cheerleaders, who announce the group coming up next.
- Cheer moms that scream at the top of their lungs.
- Cheerleaders that scream and squeal at the top of their lungs.
- Crappy seating
- Goes on for hours
- Preteen children doing dances that people got arrested for 40 years or so ago.
- Award ceremonies that last ffffoooorrrrreeeevvvvvveeeeerrrrr. 1st Place in Level 1 All Star Mini Division is an actual thing. Now imagine all the variations. Level 2, level 3, All star, school, tiny, mini, junior, senior, cheer and dance. Literally everyone gets a trophy. Sometimes 3 or 4, because you can win your level, and grand champion, and get this, Ultra Grand Champion. And every award is announced whether there was more than one team in the division or not.
And you'd think, all these former cheerleaders that are now coaches and moms would be hot and well put together. You would be wrong for the most part. Predominately large chicks living their glory days vicariously through their daughters.
Try VRBO. Or send them with a tent and some sleeping bags.Get this shit: the aforementioned stepson has a track meet in Louisville this Sunday and registration is at 7:30 a.m. Mighty McCracken County High has enough money to build a huge f#cking school with all the amenities, but they can't spring for a f#cking bus to transport their athletes across the state -- which means the aforementioned stepson and his buddy (both 19) are gonna have to leave about 2:30 - 3:00 a.m. our time (i.e. God's time) to get there in time. So my idea was "hey, let's just pay for a hotel room and have them drive up Saturday afternoon." Sounds reasonable, right? Yeah well I just discovered that the minimum age for checking in to both Holiday Inn and Hampton Inn is 21. Twenty f#cking one! WTF?
Don't wanna sound like a crotchety old man, but 18 year olds can drive, vote, and hold a rifle while dying in the upcoming Ukrainian war, but they can't get a good night's sleep in a hotel by themselves? GTFO here with that bullshit.
I had my neighbors pool ruin my house and yard for 1.5 years… that count?Speaking of pools. Has any of us in this thread ever had a pool? I was wondering if there were any fun stories to tell about said pool and possibly its liner.
I'll hang up and listen.
Neighbor ladies have a pool. I ended up seeing things that I wish I had not seen.Speaking of pools. Has any of us in this thread ever had a pool? I was wondering if there were any fun stories to tell about said pool and possibly its liner.
I'll hang up and listen.
Need a fridge full of cartonsSpeaking of things unseen. I read over on the rafters that Cal has not seen Ty Ty, Toppin or Collins. Someone needs to put their faces on the side of a milk carton.
Speaking of pools. Has any of us in this thread ever had a pool? I was wondering if there were any fun stories to tell about said pool and possibly its liner.
I'll hang up and listen.
Mav...as per usual, you are going about things all wrong. For starters...always operate on the correct time...EST. ALWAYS.
Well, now that you mention it....Speaking of pools. Has any of us in this thread ever had a pool? I was wondering if there were any fun stories to tell about said pool and possibly its liner.
I'll hang up and listen.
The milk cartoon thing didn’t work?Guess we will only have like 6 players today so another Saturday afternoon road loss to a top 10 team continues. Great.
He never says what it really is. I understand the gamesmanship but it's frustrating.Now I’m reading that the missing players have been spotted at the shoot around. Who knows? Call’s program is such a damn mystery.
That's how I see it.Jayhawks by 6. We’ll be frustratingly within striking distance the whole time.
That was enjoyable.
Judging by this thicc-assed gymnasts I saw on the tube, maybe we gymnastic skooAre we still a football school? Asking for a friend.
I’m an occasional lurker and first-time poster on this thread…. Cool video, thanks for posting.I was 100% sure that you were going to fight for that pool in the divorce. Just so you could have the pleasure of destroying it.
Stories like this warm what's left of my bitter, blackened heart. I dream of a world without pools -- a better, simpler world. I so want this for my fellow man.My next door neighbors have one of those large in-ground pools, and one hot summer day I was taking a break from some yard work, when suddenly I heard a BOOM! Their pool split wide open from a mechanical fatigue failure; they weren’t even home when it happened. If only I had known it was about to fail I could have done what these people did in the video.
I hear ya, but a couple weeks later they had a new pool installed…..Stories like this warm what's left of my bitter, blackened heart. I dream of a world without pools -- a better, simpler world. I so want this for my fellow man.
Namaste, y'all
I hear ya, but a couple weeks later they had a new pool installed…..
Addiction is a cruel master. Hard for some folk to knock that monkey off their backs. Sad.I hear ya, but a couple weeks later they had a new pool installed…..