N.O.B.

[gobigbluebell]

Full spread leftover lunch.

Hunk of cake, pile of cookies, fudge…TOPPED WITH NATURAL VANILLA BEAN BLUE BELL.

Im built for this shit. Who Dey!

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

(Just realized no blue bell was consumed despite having 3 of them in the freezer)

Damn slacker

 

[_Mav_]

2pm - caramel corn, cheddar corn…cookies
3pm - caramel corn, cheddar corn…cookies

Like lil Jesus intended.

Ain't no way that 8 lb/6 oz baby Jesus approved of caramel corn on Christmas day. Krampus maybe, but definitely not Jesus.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Ain't no way that 8 lb/6 oz baby Jesus approved of caramel corn on Christmas day. Krampus maybe, but definitely not Jesus.

That’s debatable. But one thing is for certain...they obviously BOTH recognize that the act of Mash eating all of that stuff was done on EST...just as God intended.

 

[_Mav_]

Bottom line -- Mash committed culinary adultery by picking candy corn over Blue Bell.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Actually, it was caramel corn mixed with cheddar corn, which is downright sinful. I ate so much. And as I was eating all my stuff, I kept thinking there’s no way Mav has eaten this much wonderful stuff because he’s 1hr behind me. He will never catch up.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Bottom line -- Mash committed culinary adultery by picking candy corn over Blue Bell.

Fact. I ate so much I completely forgot about the blue bell. We actually had 4 of em for a total of 2 gallons of holiday appropriate frozen dairy goodness - Natural Vanilla Bean, Christmas Cookie, Egg Nog, and Butter Pecan. I gotta donate this to the food pantry or something.

 

[_Mav_]

We actually had 4 of em for a total of 2 gallons of holiday appropriate frozen dairy goodness - Natural Vanilla Bean, Christmas Cookie, Egg Nog, and Butter Pecan. I gotta donate this to the food pantry or something.

No need to give it away, brother. I'm pretty sure ice cream will keep for a while in the freezer.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Also...no need to add “listeria” to the growing number of health problems to the gen pop in mash’s toxic waste riddled community.

 

[funKYcat75]

Also...no need to add “listeria” to the growing number of health problems to the gen pop in mash’s toxic waste riddled community.

I drove past Buc-ee’s (pronounced boo-SAY) this morning and it looks almost like an actual building with a city block’s worth of gas pumps.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I drove past Buc-ee’s (pronounced boo-SAY) this morning and it looks almost like an actual building with a city block’s worth of gas pumps.

When I read this I immediately thought of the Black Joe Lewis song “Bobby Booshay” (not to be confused with Bobby Boucher of Waterboy fame).

 

[gobigbluebell]

I drove past Buc-ee’s (pronounced boo-SAY) this morning and it looks almost like an actual building with a city block’s worth of gas pumps.

It's fn insane huh. The large majority of Madison Co could not run/jog the length of those gas pumps.

 

[_Mav_]

What’s their snack status though? Plenty of Slim Jims and Big Cup Reese’s I trust.

 

[funKYcat75]

I am one exit away from Buc-ee’s in Warner Robbins, Georgia. Gonna hit it up tomorrow morning.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I am one exit away from Buc-ee’s in Warner Robbins, Georgia. Gonna hit it up tomorrow morning.

Spending the entire day there I assume. We expect a full rundown.

 

[Kooky Kats]

what is in Warner Robins besides death and a jerky bar?

Warner Robins Police investigating after man shot in back

Officers were called to the hospital after a man showed up with a gunshot wound.

www.13wmaz.com

 

[funKYcat75]

what is in Warner Robins besides death and a jerky bar?

Warner Robins Police investigating after man shot in back

Officers were called to the hospital after a man showed up with a gunshot wound.

www.13wmaz.com

High quality little league baseball, IIRC.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Good old Drunk football. Never disappoints. Congrats, @jedwar

 

[_Mav_]

I am one exit away from Buc-ee’s in Warner Robbins, Georgia. Gonna hit it up tomorrow morning.

Spending the entire day there I assume. We expect a full rundown.

 

[jedwar]

Good old Drunk football. Never disappoints. Congrats, @jedwar

IDK who I'm even trotting out there. COVID and injuries.

 

[_Mav_]

ATTENTION, JEDWAR SIGHTING

 

[funKYcat75]

Full run down coming later. Gotta drive for now. It was one of the greatest times of my life.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Survive. Advance.

 

[_Mav_]

Full run down coming later. Gotta drive for now. It was one of the greatest times of my life.

Was it simultaneously one of the worst times too? If so, we might be looking at a sequel.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Buccees snackdown

 

[funKYcat75]

First of all, EVERY gas pump was full. Just an unreal amount of cars for 10 am in a non descript little town in South Georgia.

First thing we see for sale are giant bags of cooler ice for $.99. Helluva deal for frozen water.

We get inside and it is packed with people. Like Christmas Eve at Walmart kind of packed. If I ever get COVID, it’ll be from there. The place needs a people watching spot because there were all types. My favorite was the woman coming TO Buc-ee’s IN a Buc-ee’s tshirt. Wife called her a Superfan. Half of Madison County will see be outfitted in said gear before too long.

first, the negative. The Icee machines were all out of order. Probably 20 flavors deep, but none of them working. -10 points for that. There were also all these little signs saying that certain items were not available. So much for B’s (it’s too hard to type the name on a phone) being pandemic/recession/apocalypse proof.

B’s smells absolutely wonderful. Various and sundry meat smells wafting through the air. Jerky bar did not disappoint. Every snack you could ever imagine. Also every fountain drink, along with the almighty nugget ice.

We were a bit rushed because the kids were not as impressed as the wife and I were. I did make it out of there with a B’s metal tumbler, about $25 worth of snacks, some Jerky, and a deep intense burning desire to return.

 

[_Mav_]

First of all, EVERY gas pump was full. Just an unreal amount of cars for 10 am in a non descript little town in South Georgia.

First thing we see for sale are giant bags of cooler ice for $.99. Helluva deal for frozen water.

We get inside and it is packed with people. Like Christmas Eve at Walmart kind of packed. If I ever get COVID, it’ll be from there. The place needs a people watching spot because there were all types. My favorite was the woman coming TO Buc-ee’s IN a Buc-ee’s tshirt. Wife called her a Superfan. Half of Madison County will see be outfitted in said gear before too long.

first, the negative. The Icee machines were all out of order. Probably 20 flavors deep, but none of them working. -10 points for that. There were also all these little signs saying that certain items were not available. So much for B’s (it’s too hard to type the name on a phone) being pandemic/recession/apocalypse proof.

B’s smells absolutely wonderful. Various and sundry meat smells wafting through the air. Jerky bar did not disappoint. Every snack you could ever imagine. Also every fountain drink, along with the almighty nugget ice.

We were a bit rushed because the kids were not as impressed as the wife and I were. I did make it out of there with a B’s metal tumbler, about $25 worth of snacks, some Jerky, and a deep intense burning desire to return.

100% lock that Mash gets a chubby after reading this...I know mine moved when I read bags of ice were 99 cents.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

IDK who I'm even trotting out there. COVID and injuries.

The ones without masks

 

[funKYcat75]

Gas pump to prove I was there.
Skeleton in sone dude’s car, probably so he could use the HOV lane in Atlanta.
A not-so-great shot hoping to show the scale of this building.

 

[UKGrad93]

😄Skeleton (or as my daughter used to call them, bone guy) in the front seat of the Mazda.

 

[_Mav_]

I thought the HOV line was for "High-Octane Vehicles" -- which is why I always use ethanol-free gas.

 

[jedwar]

Gas pump to prove I was there.
Skeleton in sone dude’s car, probably so he could use the HOV lane in Atlanta.
A not-so-great shot hoping to show the scale of this building.

Mav how was the food at that place? They are building one at Smiths Grove about 40 mins from me. I’ve heard they are overall just insane in size and all that. They bought 23 acres I think to build it on.

 

[AustinTXCat]

First of all, EVERY gas pump was full. Just an unreal amount of cars for 10 am in a non descript little town in South Georgia.

First thing we see for sale are giant bags of cooler ice for $.99. Helluva deal for frozen water.

We get inside and it is packed with people. Like Christmas Eve at Walmart kind of packed. If I ever get COVID, it’ll be from there. The place needs a people watching spot because there were all types. My favorite was the woman coming TO Buc-ee’s IN a Buc-ee’s tshirt. Wife called her a Superfan. Half of Madison County will see be outfitted in said gear before too long.

first, the negative. The Icee machines were all out of order. Probably 20 flavors deep, but none of them working. -10 points for that. There were also all these little signs saying that certain items were not available. So much for B’s (it’s too hard to type the name on a phone) being pandemic/recession/apocalypse proof.

B’s smells absolutely wonderful. Various and sundry meat smells wafting through the air. Jerky bar did not disappoint. Every snack you could ever imagine. Also every fountain drink, along with the almighty nugget ice.

We were a bit rushed because the kids were not as impressed as the wife and I were. I did make it out of there with a B’s metal tumbler, about $25 worth of snacks, some Jerky, and a deep intense burning desire to return.

100% lock that Mash gets a chubby after reading this...I know mine moved when I read bags of ice were 99 cents.

Buc-ee's ice bags usually come in two sizes: 10 lb for 79 cents and 20 lb for 99 cents. Crazy good pricing.

Gas pumps usually jammed if visiting during peak hours, 8 am - 8 pm. Not so bad early morning or late night.

Coffee bar rocks. Brisket station rocks.

 

[gobigbluebell]

First of all, EVERY gas pump was full. Just an unreal amount of cars for 10 am in a non descript little town in South Georgia.

First thing we see for sale are giant bags of cooler ice for $.99. Helluva deal for frozen water.

We get inside and it is packed with people. Like Christmas Eve at Walmart kind of packed. If I ever get COVID, it’ll be from there. The place needs a people watching spot because there were all types. My favorite was the woman coming TO Buc-ee’s IN a Buc-ee’s tshirt. Wife called her a Superfan. Half of Madison County will see be outfitted in said gear before too long.

first, the negative. The Icee machines were all out of order. Probably 20 flavors deep, but none of them working. -10 points for that. There were also all these little signs saying that certain items were not available. So much for B’s (it’s too hard to type the name on a phone) being pandemic/recession/apocalypse proof.

B’s smells absolutely wonderful. Various and sundry meat smells wafting through the air. Jerky bar did not disappoint. Every snack you could ever imagine. Also every fountain drink, along with the almighty nugget ice.

We were a bit rushed because the kids were not as impressed as the wife and I were. I did make it out of there with a B’s metal tumbler, about $25 worth of snacks, some Jerky, and a deep intense burning desire to return.

Man, that sounds like heaven.

 

[jedwar]

First of all, EVERY gas pump was full. Just an unreal amount of cars for 10 am in a non descript little town in South Georgia.

First thing we see for sale are giant bags of cooler ice for $.99. Helluva deal for frozen water.

We get inside and it is packed with people. Like Christmas Eve at Walmart kind of packed. If I ever get COVID, it’ll be from there. The place needs a people watching spot because there were all types. My favorite was the woman coming TO Buc-ee’s IN a Buc-ee’s tshirt. Wife called her a Superfan. Half of Madison County will see be outfitted in said gear before too long.

first, the negative. The Icee machines were all out of order. Probably 20 flavors deep, but none of them working. -10 points for that. There were also all these little signs saying that certain items were not available. So much for B’s (it’s too hard to type the name on a phone) being pandemic/recession/apocalypse proof.

B’s smells absolutely wonderful. Various and sundry meat smells wafting through the air. Jerky bar did not disappoint. Every snack you could ever imagine. Also every fountain drink, along with the almighty nugget ice.

We were a bit rushed because the kids were not as impressed as the wife and I were. I did make it out of there with a B’s metal tumbler, about $25 worth of snacks, some Jerky, and a deep intense burning desire to return.

I’m gonna check it out if they finally build it.

 

[_Mav_]

Man, that sounds like heaven.

Funk's vacationing in West Virginia?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

We got an unexpected, very thorough Buc-ee’s update from funky on the South Georgia location including multiple pics. We even got an unsolicited update from our long lost uncle on the progress of a Buc-ee’s in Smiths Grove that we didn’t even know existed. If only we had someone as reliable as funky & Jed who lived in the Richmond area who could deliver us updates on that particular Buc-ee’s as promised.

It’s pretty simple. Do your job, mash. That’s all we’re asking of you. Nothing more. Nothing less. Do. Your. Job.

 

[gobigbluebell]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Just floating in to say Jed is awesome. Glad there’s a Buc-ees to serve your needs. You deserve it.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Any back sleepers with upper side pain?