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EmPHAsis aside, I knew I was right! Take that, wifey.

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Keep this on the down low...but I believe I have discovered a glitch in the Matrix. Some kind of loop hole in the time/space continuum of car pool where if I go a certain route at a very specific time I can circumvent all of the BS waiting in line and stop & go traffic...yet still not be late picking up my kids. I’m talking Nobel Prize worthy discovery here. However, I’m afraid that publishing the data will expose the loop hole. Risk analysis: keep info classified.

Sorry, but that’s all the details I can give out at this time. In fact, I’ve probably said too much already.
 
Keep this on the down low...but I believe I have discovered a glitch in the Matrix. Some kind of loop hole in the time/space continuum of car pool where if I go a certain route at a very specific time I can circumvent all of the BS waiting in line and stop & go traffic...yet still not be late picking up my kids. I’m talking Nobel Prize worthy discovery here. However, I’m afraid that publishing the data will expose the loop hole. Risk analysis: keep info classified.

Sorry, but that’s all the details I can give out at this time. In fact, I’ve probably said too much already.
Does the glitch have any effect on slow left-lane drivers?
 
This reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago...

"It’s time for a change. Sometimes the herd needs to be thinned. It’s science. You know what I’m talking about, and even if the idea is initially abhorrent, deep down you know you agree. It’s time for a real-life Purge, interstate-style. Yes. We. Can.

We all (the intelligent and courteous among us anyway) know the problem...it’s a cliche at this point...say it with me as I type...Slow left-lane drivers (SLLDs) clogging our nation’s highways make EVERYONE’S driving experience needlessly suffer.

The solution: Allowing intelligent, normal, read: GOOD, drivers to legally — fatally — shoot SLLDs on sight, without fear of criminal or civil prosecution. I know this may sound harsh, but it has to be done. We as a society cannot allow this affront to basic human decency to continue any longer.

Multiple tags could be purchased (similar to deer or alligator tags, for instance), at say $200 apiece. Video proof in the form of dash cam footage would be required, of course. This footage could be uploaded to a central agency which, after checking that the “hunter” had a valid current tag, would then issue an immediate “approval” signal to the hunter that he was a “GO” for termination. BOOM! one less GDMFCS STUPID SOB mucking along at 70.5 mph in the GDMF fast lane.

It wouldn’t take long for people to get the message. Either they’d wise up and GTFO (over, not out), or they’d be too stupid to see their fellow idiots getting purged, in which case they’d soon be gone too.

Let’s get this done."


I still think this is a great idea.
 
This reminds me of an idea I had a couple years ago...

"It’s time for a change. Sometimes the herd needs to be thinned. It’s science. You know what I’m talking about, and even if the idea is initially abhorrent, deep down you know you agree. It’s time for a real-life Purge, interstate-style. Yes. We. Can.

We all (the intelligent and courteous among us anyway) know the problem...it’s a cliche at this point...say it with me as I type...Slow left-lane drivers (SLLDs) clogging our nation’s highways make EVERYONE’S driving experience needlessly suffer.

The solution: Allowing intelligent, normal, read: GOOD, drivers to legally — fatally — shoot SLLDs on sight, without fear of criminal or civil prosecution. I know this may sound harsh, but it has to be done. We as a society cannot allow this affront to basic human decency to continue any longer.

Multiple tags could be purchased (similar to deer or alligator tags, for instance), at say $200 apiece. Video proof in the form of dash cam footage would be required, of course. This footage could be uploaded to a central agency which, after checking that the “hunter” had a valid current tag, would then issue an immediate “approval” signal to the hunter that he was a “GO” for termination. BOOM! one less GDMFCS STUPID SOB mucking along at 70.5 mph in the GDMF fast lane.

It wouldn’t take long for people to get the message. Either they’d wise up and GTFO (over, not out), or they’d be too stupid to see their fellow idiots getting purged, in which case they’d soon be gone too.

Let’s get this done."


I still think this is a great idea.

No different than hunting deer. It has to be done.
 
I saw a blue bell truck driving through my small town. I am now concerned that impending doom will be released on my small town.
 
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Hey guys, I just wanted to apologize for the recent run of gramaticle errors in some of my posts. It started with "Oh Holy Night" (instead of O Holy Night) a few days ago, and most recently included "manager" (instead of manger). I guess the pressure of striving for 10 wins in FFL is taking its toll on my concentration.

I feel much shame.
 
TBH, I can understand putting mustard on Blue Bell to improve the taste, but it's overkill -- the Listeria is deadly enough by itself.
 
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It's actually an mRNA-based, DNA-altering drug that neither protects the user from getting presbyopia, nor prevents them from infecting others with presbyopia. Oh sure, you just need one drop now, but what they don't tell you is you'll need multiple booster drops in the future. Hard pass.
 
It's actually an mRNA-based, DNA-altering drug that neither protects the user from getting presbyopia, nor prevents them from infecting others with presbyopia. Oh sure, you just need one drop now, but what they don't tell you is you'll need multiple booster drops in the future. Hard pass.
Just the kind of rhetoric I'd expect from someone who sold out to BIG EYE.
 
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