Epic show down scheduled: Drunks vs Gulls this coming Sunday.
Be there.
Aloha.
Be there.
Aloha.
N.O.B.
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The good: Tony Pollard just rushed 58 yards for a TD.
The bad: He's sitting on my Drunk bench.
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The bad: He's sitting on my Drunk bench.
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The ugly: Zeke Elliott didn’t do jack shite and he is in my starting lineup.
A good tip for FF success is to not draft a Dallas Cowboy. TMFS.
Awww contrary, my man Chuck Shultz nabbed me 9 points at a position that usually nets me 2-3.
Advantage: Mav.
Well, I wish you and Chuck Schultz continued success.
Thanks brother, but now that I've actually got two RBs in the lineup I won't need any luck to get wins #9 and #10. From there I plan on blitzkrieging into the playoffs and imposing my will on all the naysayers.
#yearoftheulcer
Chuck Shultz should've been a kicker, for comedy's sake.
Here's another, Mash: Blue Bell Eggnog. Tastes very similar to eggnog. It's okay, but not great.
Dude, I had some of that 2 nights ago. On top of warm bourbon brownies. It complimented the brownies nicely, but I agree it’s probably just ok by itself.
40-0 CITRUS BOWL CHAMPS HERE WE COME!!!!
I wasn’t thrilled about Iowa because they’re not “cool”. If we beat them, I’m not sure many people will know we beat them, and if we lose, it will be like “you lost to who…Iowa?”. But they are the 15th team nation, and a formidable opponent filled with disciplined honkies. BUT HONKIES DONT WORK AGAINST THE SEC.
I wasn’t thrilled about Iowa because they’re not “cool”. If we beat them, I’m not sure many people will know we beat them, and if we lose, it will be like “you lost to who…Iowa?”. But they are the 15th team nation, and a formidable opponent filled with disciplined honkies. BUT HONKIES DONT WORK AGAINST THE SEC.
Drunk football had a prime opportunity to tie for lead in east, but instead promptly pooped the bed.
Congrats, Kooky!
Congrats, Kooky!
Counterpoint: They’re corn-fed. Can’t discount the effects of corn-feeding.
Looks more like Blue Bell Scrambled Eggs, IYAM.
Good point. Corn fed and milk drunk makes one tough white boy.
Blue Bell is basically milk, btw.
Blue Bell is basically milk, btw.
So it's ice milk and not ice cream? Doesn't surprise me.
Ok, Mav that’s enough. Is blue bell not available in your god forsaken time zone? Does Dippin’ Dots control the frozen treat game out there?
Paducah is the birthplace of Dippin' Dots, so yeah they're kinda like the Mafia around here.
Heck yeah, Patti got back to slingin' chops awhile back. Nice place. Floors are level now so little old ladies don't break hips there anymore.
Tell me you meant Strawberry Butter. This is NOB canon.
What are some other things from the Dleague/NOB canon over the years?
Strawberry butter
Late night grudge-trekking through the snow
The intro from Hot for Teacher
Mash's neighbor's and 5G poisoning.
Strawberry butter
Late night grudge-trekking through the snow
The intro from Hot for Teacher
Mash's neighbor's and 5G poisoning.
Forgive my aging, feeble memory. It does however work in spurts...as I would like to add to this trip down memory lane as I offer up...
Mav’s late night frozen pizza binges with provolone cheese added on top.
#Pre-Ketonean-Era
Mash driving a long way to meet some dude in a parking lot for the last gallon of Blue Bell before the listeria breakout was one of my all-time faves.
Skunks, possums, rabbits, raccoons, groundhogs -- if it was crawling in the backyard it was a dead sumbitch.
The 5-layer grilled Muenster cheese and fried bologna sandwich (cheese/bologna/cheese/bologna/cheese) on Texas toast with real butter was another pre-keto favorite.
Enough time has passed now. I used to teach the Blue Bell pusher's kids.
I’m playing Kain Tuck this week. WTF is up with his team logo? Does his FF team represent the Socialist Workers Party for the People? Since when did we allow Commies into the league?
Or is it merely a nod to the hammers from Pink Floyd’s The Wall? By the way, which one’s Pink???
Or is it merely a nod to the hammers from Pink Floyd’s The Wall? By the way, which one’s Pink???
Man, I started JalenHurts too… who apparently stubbed his labia on way to stadium.
We can add fleecing Fancy Lowe's out of a few hundred dollars with Kooky's special discount code to the canon.
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