N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
- Start date
^ go to geezer thread with that crap (or trains). Mav is finally back with regular posts, so this clan has a chance to be interesting again.
Don’t ruin the comeback. You’re better than this.
😃🦺
Don’t ruin the comeback. You’re better than this.
😃🦺
I just pulled my bird from a 48 hour brine, injected with Tony Cachiere Cajun butter, and rubbed and is now comfortably smoking on the Egg in a bath of blue hickory smoke at 300°.
Found this ‘cooking’ vid amongst other turkey recipes on You Tube. Check the comments.
Found this ‘cooking’ vid amongst other turkey recipes on You Tube. Check the comments.
UL’s helmet logo looks like the Heat Miser.
Told y’all that spread was a damn joke. These programs are not in the same weight class.
So satisfying. Hang 50 of these classless nerds.
Vegas got kicked square in the nuts on this one.
What in the world could Mitch be saying to HOFCMS right there…f off, nerd. Trying to score 60 right now.
I’m only watching at this point to see the Mark and Scott handshake.
Mfing maskless Andy. What a clown.
If you haven’t heard, Coach O has been effing everything since the natty… including my turkey. Geaux Turkeys.
To hell with Melvin Kalamari — can I trade for either Rodriguez or Levis? What a beatdown. I picked a helluva game to start watching football.
Speaking of butter, one thing I really love about keto is I can eat butter by the stick — just like it’s a yellow popsicle.
edit: damn, I’m getting as bad as glin
edit: damn, I’m getting as bad as glin
Last edited:
Homer Simpson would agree. I think he even garnishes his stick of butter with a pancak.
Been in the Smokey's since Wednesday. Fled home to avoid the family / in-laws drama this year. Wife's idea. Gotta say, it turned out really well. Made our own turkeyday dinner at the villa and spent the rest of the time doing a show (pirates), shopping, and some sight seeing. Place was effing packed. Can't believe all these idiots couldn't think of anything better to do. 
Speaking of Levis, your’s truly is down to a 32” waist. That’s something I haven’t seen since prolly 8th grade.
Exactly. Spoken like a true lipidologist. What the biochemistry rubes like to refer to as “good” and “bad” cholesterol are actually LIPOPROTEINS — which are simply molecular balls of proteins and lipids that ferry cholesterol around the bloodstream. The point being, it’s the same exact cholesterol molecule regardless of whether it’s riding in an LDL boat or an HDL boat or a VLDL boat or an IDL boat.
Speaking of LDL/HDL, here’s another oft-overlooked factoid — those numbers are basically percentages. This means they tell nothing about the number of actual particles of each lipoprotein that a person has, and it’s the particle number that correlates with cardiovascular risk.
Checked on Buc-ee’s. “That’s not a gas station, it’s a gd airport”. Madison Co has an airport, that is close by, and it ain’t got shit on Buc-ee’s. People are gonna be landing aircraft at Buc-ee’s.
I’m just tryin to learn y’all sumthin so youz don’t go havin no myocardial infarctions and stuff.
Yesterday I did my best 21st Viking impersonation…
- Deadlifted and overhead pressed in bare feet and boxer briefs at 5:00 am in the garage
- Killed a bushy tailed tree rat (aka squirrel) with a pellet gun just for the hell of it to show his buddies who runs this bitch (aka neighborhood)
- Feasted on a turkey leg with my bare hands and guzzled a stein of mead
- Secksed with the missus to her — and more importantly, my — satisfaction
- Field stripped my kerosene heater and put in a new wick to prep in case of another ice storm
Nice try. But that “report” seems half-assed & forced (because we basically ridiculed you into going)...with a small dose of over-the-top-ness by including that lame airport analogy which was an obvious but failed attempt at quick redemption.
You want redemption? You gotta earn it. We better be getting consistent, enthusiastic weekly updates laced with vivid imagery right up until opening day. And you best be amongst the very first mother effin’ fools to step foot in that mofo when they cut that ribbon. Then...and ONLY then...shall you receive said redemption.
Make Buc-ee proud.
Quick FFL update: The Ulcers are currently projected to get a much-needed 10-point win, which would preserve the hope of a quite remarkable 10-win season…in spite of my managerial skills.
Last edited:
F you Kaiz, you won’t step foot in my Buc-ee’s.
You also won’t beat me in FF today. Watson has spoken. Winner of 10 straight, undisputed #1 team…whipped by the lowly Bells. Sad!
You also won’t beat me in FF today. Watson has spoken. Winner of 10 straight, undisputed #1 team…whipped by the lowly Bells. Sad!
Is “Buc-ee” actually the beaver’s name, or just a descriptive pun about his teeth?
