I have yet to see the video of 80s Tiffany and Debbie Gibson double-teaming me, but if I can find it, I’ll post it here first. The were very giving. Firm, but giving.
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C’mon Tommy Tweedledick! Get this shite over with. Just go ahead & throw an effin’ TD to Evans so I can go to bed already.
Hahaha. Right on cue. Tommy Tweddledick to Evans for the TD & the Meanest of Machines with win #10.
Thanks for the win, Mav...and to all a good night!
Thanks for the win, Mav...and to all a good night!
Huge win for the Drunks! Great job, Commish! Obviously, our little private meeting paid off for you as well.
Great come-from-behind W. Drunks held against a massive bovine onslaught.
As promised, Yungwhor Goo can be y'all's -- if anyone is needing a worthless kicker, that is.
Yeah yeah yeah, YOU WERE WHO WE THOUGHT YOU WERE AND I LET YOU OFF THE HOOK.
Wait...so mav is trading in a young ho for an older replacement???
That’s backwards, mav. Supposed to work the other way around.
That’s backwards, mav. Supposed to work the other way around.
Happy Feast For Invading A Foreign Land And Surviving A Harsh Winter And Then Suckering Indigenous Peoples Into Thinking We Won’t Eventually Viciously Subjugate Them Someday Day everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite FF commissioner.
On this joyous day, may your stomachs grow full and plates empty.
On this joyous day, may your stomachs grow full and plates empty.
And a Happy Just Waiting For My Cousin To Say Something Awful And Makes Us All Sit In Silence For About Five Minutes to you too.
Who loses harder throughout the history of Thanksgiving: the American Indian or the Detroit Lions?
Happy Thanksgiving yall!!! Yall took all the creative ways to say it.
Gotta go with the injuns. While the Lions are indeed perennial losers, at least they had Bad Ass Billy Sims for a while.
Don’t forget about the ever-elusive, fleet footed Barry Sanders. Loved watching him play. Never has a RB done so much behind such an awful OL. Some of the best (and longest) 2 yard runs in the history of the league.
Happy Thanksgiving, jackals.
He waited until after dinner (lunch) so we at least had the game to watch.
Just found out NewOrleans has a dude named Lil’Jordan Humphrey. If he murders someone like a rapper, he will do some of his best work on the football field, apparently.
Waiver wire gold.
Lil’Jordan.
Waiver wire gold.
Lil’Jordan.
Yeah this might explain my recent (and hopefully not currently on-going) FFL slide — oh and FU again Alvin Camaro you weak knee’d pussy — cause I DID forget about Barry Sanders.
BTW, I’m CLEARLY not a football expert, but what the hell are the Bills and Ain’ts doing playing on Thanksgiving? Isn’t the second game always the Cowboys and Redskins? Had I thought about New Orleans playing last night I would have checked Alvin’s status more closely.
The Cowboys DID play in the 2nd game (and pretty much always do...against rotating opponents). And the hapless Lions always play in the 1st game (against rotating opponents). In recent years they have added a 3rd night game to the NFL Turkey Day rotation on the NFL channel...which is what Alvin & the chipmunks played in last night against the Bills. I don’t think there is a constant team that plays in this game...pretty sure they rotate both teams in this time slot each year.
Despite your obvious lack of FF managerial skills and overall general lack of awareness...you are hereby awarded 10,000 bonus interwebz points for calling them by their God given name...the Redskins. Eff cancel culture. I grew up a Skins fan and they will always be the Redskins to me. I’m not much of a Synder fan...but I love his big eff you to the world in general by keeping them as The Washington Football Team...which is a really stupid name...but I admire the eff you attitude on general principle. That stupid name doesn’t bother me because I still (and always will) refer to them as the Redskins (or Skins).
Lil'Jordan can play for me any day. In fact, I'd like to see him come and play for the Cats tomorrow.
I'm flat out offended by the amount of people expressing concern about this game tomorrow. No, I haven't watched one half second of UL this year. No, I don't need to. Their coach is a lame nerd, and we beat them by one million points last year. Idgas. Cards should cut out quotes from all the hoopla this week about them giving us a game and frame those shits because that's all they'll have left come tomorrow night.
I mean, get real.
I'm flat out offended by the amount of people expressing concern about this game tomorrow. No, I haven't watched one half second of UL this year. No, I don't need to. Their coach is a lame nerd, and we beat them by one million points last year. Idgas. Cards should cut out quotes from all the hoopla this week about them giving us a game and frame those shits because that's all they'll have left come tomorrow night.
I mean, get real.
Mash...stop effing around with that other random nonsense and give us what we NEED...an update on the Buc-ee’s situation.
I'm effing around with that nonsense because I'm too ashamed to tell you.....I haven't even checked on Buc-ee's since the summer.
Maleeek and Vegas think otherwise.
Buccees hates you and are banning you from their premises.
Buccees hates you and are banning you from their premises.
Vegas is stupid. I’ll be by Buc-ee’s this weekend to find out when I can officially whip your ass on their fresh concrete. Then I’ll be banned. We’re not losing to the cards.
I’ll say this…Buc better not have any of that damn dippin dots crap in the freezers WITHOUT A PROPER AND WELL RESPECTED ICE CREAM LIKE BLUE BELL NEARBY or I’ll ban myself.
Yeah, mash...that’s very disappointing for someone posing as a champion of Buc-ee’s. Maybe this place is more fitting for you & your kind...
I think UK wins easily if Benny Snell has recovered from his knee injury — I’ve noticed he hasn’t been playing the past few weeks.
Rumor has it Buc-ee’s will not carry blue bell for fear of lawsuits because of sickness and death. Edys will be their choice. A respectable non lethal ice cream.
Edy’s? Hell, I’d rather have generic Turner’s than Death Knell, er I mean Blue Bell.
Cats by 4 tonight.
31-27
Also...Oscar & Wheeler are my two favorite Cats on the hardwood this season. The Cats play very sporadic right now...but the foundation is there & I foresee a deep run barring injuries to key players.
Early prediction: FF
31-27
Also...Oscar & Wheeler are my two favorite Cats on the hardwood this season. The Cats play very sporadic right now...but the foundation is there & I foresee a deep run barring injuries to key players.
Early prediction: FF
