N.O.B.

[_Mav_]

Rhamondre rushed for 69 yards tonight. Hell yea, Rhamondre.

Big deal. My kicker, Suk Hug Dong, checked in with NEGATIVE ONE total points. HTF can a kicker get negative points? Did he grab a baby out of the stands and drop kick him/her/we/she/it/they/ellamentoepee? I mean (-)1 is FJB-level incompetence 🤬.

 

[_Mav_]

HO HO HOLD THE F#CK UP (notice the Santa/Christmas foreshadowing there? See kids, it’s that kind of attention to detail that separates a merely good poster from a great one. But I digress.).

I get it now — all that “administrative” bullshit was a back room rule change to make kickers get negative points for missing a FG, right? RIGHT?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Rhamondre stole that point

 

[gobigbluebell]

Young Hoe Koo is such an appropriate name for kicker, especially one who scores -1 points.

 

[_Mav_]

I’m really sorry, ATC, I don’t know what came over me. Sure, my doc doubled my test cyp dose a couple weeks ago, but that doesn’t fully account for this burning &/or seething white-hot — yet completely rational — rage I’m feeling towards Suk.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Big deal. My kicker, Suk Hug Dong, checked in with NEGATIVE ONE total points. HTF can a kicker get negative points? Did he grab a baby out of the stands and drop kick him/her/we/she/it/they/ellamentoepee? I mean (-)1 is FJB-level incompetence 🤬.

lol i award you 1 point for this post.

 

[_Mav_]

Young Hoe Koo is such an appropriate name for kicker, especially one who scores -1 points.

Oh so that’s his name? Well I’m guessing young Young Whore is prolly one of those cis-gender queer trans K-pop tentacle-sex loving hentai freaks who’d rather jerk off to anime porn or pull a bukkake train than practice his motherf#cking field goals.

 

[_Mav_]

Wait. Is “cis” bad? I can’t remember.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I feel like Suk Wang is being released this week, and I also feel like Mr. Wang will be filing a wrongful termination suit.

Ulcers clearly trending down, and Blue Bell is rising to the top baby!

 

[funKYcat75]

Those K-Pop gals though. 😳

Edit: pic so I don't get banned.

 

[_Mav_]

Those chicks can Sho-hay my Otani any time.

 

[_Mav_]

I feel like Suk Wang is being released this week.

I'd do it right now if I could.

 

[_Mav_]

Blue Bell is rising to the top baby!

It's from the fermenting listeria.

 

[_Mav_]

Speaking of pop, I gotta give the nod to the oft-overlooked Babys in the late 70s/early 80s power-pop genre. Those limeys rocked.

 

[_Mav_]

Now if you're talking "regular" late 70s/early 80s pop, I gotta go with Hall &/or Oates, of course. Combining blonde haired/blue eyed soul with a heavily mustachioed prancing midget was a stroke of marketing genius.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I glanced up at the TV and saw this scroll across….

“Antonio Brown got fake vaccine card”

 

[funKYcat75]

I glanced up at the TV and saw this scroll across….

“Antonio Brown got fake vaccine card”

As many substances that he's put in his body, he can't take a vaccine?

 

[_Mav_]

As many substances that he's put in his body, he can't take a vaccine?

C'mon bruh -- weed, pills, and booze are one thing, but gettin' jabbed with DNA-splicin' RFID nano-particles so Bill Gates can track you from orbit and restrict your red meat consumption is a whole other ball game.

 

[gobigbluebell]

As many substances that he's put in his body, he can't take a vaccine?

DONT START THIS FUNKY

I’m just wondering I’d he’ll be punished or something.

 

[_Mav_]

I, for one, fully support Mr. Brown's decision to fight the power and stick it to the Man.

 

[_Mav_]

Y'all realize Kamalala is gonna be temp Prez for awhile today while FJB gets his rectum probed, right?

 

[funKYcat75]

Y'all realize Kamalala is gonna be temp Prez for awhile today while FJB gets his rectum probed, right?

FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!111!!!! EAT IT, HILARY.

 

[UKGrad93]

Why can’t we have a good looking lady president? Nancy, Kamala the Hun, Hills, Geraldine…. It’s like they all fell outta the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

I realize it’s a double standard for guys, but whatever.

 

[UKGrad93]

Also, there should be a law that hotels in KY have to carry the SEC network on their TVs. I’m in KY and can’t watch the Cayuts.

 

[AustinTXCat]

DONT START THIS FUNKY

I’m just wondering I’d he’ll be punished or something.

Check it out. If all goes according to plan tomorrow, I should hit up Buc-ee's in Temple and Royse City, TX during my semi-annual pilgrimage back to Bluegrass. Definitely grabbing a few coffees and burritos in your honor.

 

[UKGrad93]

Check it out. If all goes according to plan tomorrow, I should hit up Buc-ee's in Temple and Royse City, TX during my semi-annual pilgrimage back to Bluegrass. Definitely grabbing a few coffees and burritos in your honor.

When are you coming to KY? I’m here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

 

[AustinTXCat]

When are you coming to KY? I’m here until Tuesday or Wednesday.

Driving out in the morning. Should arrive in Bowling Green area around 4 pm.

 

[UKGrad93]

Driving out in the morning. Should arrive in Bowling Green area around 4 pm.

I’m on the other end of the state. My mil died this week.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I’m on the other end of the state. My mil died this week.

I offer my sincere condolences. Very sorry.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I’m on the other end of the state. My mil died this week.

Sorry to hear that, 93.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Top 10 all-time post consideration right here:

Combining blonde haired/blue eyed soul with a heavily mustachioed prancing midget was a stroke of marketing genius.

 

[_Mav_]

I’m on the other end of the state. My mil died this week.

Really sorry to hear that, ‘93.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Sorry.

 

[AustinTXCat]

@gobigbluebell : Cows killing me, man.

My only hope is a kicker and stud running back.

Stay tuned.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Dak Prescott is a loser!

 

[_Mav_]

Speaking of losers, how sweet is it gonna be when the league-leading, one-loss Not-So-Mean Machine loses to a scrappy Ulcers squad that got negative five points COMBINED from their (soon-to-be-released) kicker, defense, and leading rusher?*




*ooey gooey sickeningly syrupy sweet, THAT’S how sweet

 

[_Mav_]

Alvin Kamaro the biggest pussy in the NFL or no? I mean DAMN, I’m bone-on-bone in my left knee and I STILL go out for every inning of every game of every big-time senior slowly pitched softball tournament while this jackass sits out for THREE F#CKING WEEKS with a knee SPRAIN?

Dammit Alvin, get your worthless chipmunk ass to CVS and rub some f#cking Salonpas on it and go to WORK. Hisamitsu.*


*say “Hisamitsu” in a high female Japanese voice and it’s a lot funnier

 

[_Mav_]

Any y'all into the late-80s singer Tiffany? Enjoy...

 

[funKYcat75]

That’s the saddest thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve read every thread on the main page of the Paddock today.

 

[funKYcat75]

Palate cleanser.