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I found a book for Mash.
 
@Kaizer Sosay where’s my like?

Don’t make me go all crownmefunky.

Hahahaha.

I would give that gif 10,000,0000,000 likes if this board allowed such a thing. How's that for an endorsement?

Not good enough, you say??? Well then here is the highest honor one can hope to achieve upon a meaningless message board and I hereby bestow it upon thee...

My name is kaizer sosay...and I approve of the above gif.
 
Your Brooklyn Nets are up 61-35 over the Pistons at the half.

All I’m telling you fools, as I did a year ago- when Cal retires Kenny Atkinson is my choice as next UK coach.

Just sayin. again.

They ain't my Brooklyn Nets, brother. And beating the Pistons in today's NBA is the equivalent of UK beating North Dakota on a Wednesday night back in November.

And when Cal retires...B-Rad is my choice as next UK coach. Because he has put in the work and he has earned that right.

Just sayin.
 
My kindergartner doesn’t shut the fuch up. Constant noise, tunes and sound effects with vibrato. Holy shit.

It sounds like I’m living with The Singing Bush from Three Amigos.

Sounds like my new neighbor kid. He likes to bang on my windows real loud at night, throw stuff in my yard, seduce my dog, etc. He’s enemy #1 and ruining my life right now. I’m gonna allegedly pay one of the Mexican kids to kick his ass.
 
They ain't my Brooklyn Nets, brother. And beating the Pistons in today's NBA is the equivalent of UK beating North Dakota on a Wednesday night back in November.

And when Cal retires...B-Rad is my choice as next UK coach. Because he has put in the work and he has earned that right.

Just sayin.
Pistons won 8 straight and this game was for playoff seeding, so yeah - spot on KS.
 
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Pistons won 8 straight and this game was for playoff seeding, so yeah - spot on KS.

I don't keep up much with the NBA before the playoffs start. But let me guess...despite winning those 8 straight the Pistons are probably still below .500 and...along with your Nets...are battling for the 6 or 7 or 8 spot in the weak azz Eastern Conference playoffs where they will wind up getting swept in the 1st round by a decent team like the Bucks or the Raptors.

That about sum it up, komrade? Congrats on that huge win, Crooklyn!!! Should just change their mascot to the Red Mobsters or Inglorious Commie Basterds. Amirite?


















I actually like the Nets HC also but don't tell kooky I admitted that.
 
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Sounds like my new neighbor kid. He likes to bang on my windows real loud at night, throw stuff in my yard, seduce my dog, etc. He’s enemy #1 and ruining my life right now. I’m gonna allegedly pay one of the Mexican kids to kick his ass.

Hahahaha..."allegedly".

Be careful, mash. If that Mexican kid is MS-13 then "kick his ass" is code for "chop his head off". You better clarify and confirm the specifics of the situation before you allegedly set that deal up. Would hate to see you do 20 to life on a conspiracy to murder rap just because of a jargon snafu.
 
Also...it's gonna be tough for Rodrigo to even get close to Jaxson.

For starters...you gotta get past Super-helicopter Mom. Next you gotta plan for the fact that every aspect of Jaxson's life comes equipped with not one but two built in safe spaces...primary for basic situations and auxiliary for "code red" incidents. Also, Jaxson's real dad is a high powered lawyer in NYC. He doesn't have anything to do with Jaxson other than sending the occasional check. But when he hears about this fight...you and your mutt will be destitute & homeless...barely even surviving by drinking puddle water and eating discarded chicken nuggets dug out of fast food dumpsters...you know...the ones that didn't even pass the "10 for $1" test.

Good luck, brother!
 
Sounds like my new neighbor kid. He likes to bang on my windows real loud at night, throw stuff in my yard, seduce my dog, etc. He’s enemy #1 and ruining my life right now. I’m gonna allegedly pay one of the Mexican kids to kick his ass.
Since you own the rights to bluebell, maybe you give him a very small peace offering to stfu. Of course it has to be a flavor you aren’t a favorite of, which I know is hard to find
 
After reading what KS wrote, there is no way that Mash live in a neighborhood with a honky kid named Jaxon. Nope. Jaxon lives in the suburbs.

Maybe it is Jackson, but he's no honk. Jackson is a dude that can throw down with Rodrigo and climb in bed with Rodrigo's mom.
 
Since you own the rights to bluebell, maybe you give him a very small peace offering to stfu. Of course it has to be a flavor you aren’t a favorite of, which I know is hard to find

You’re right I do own Blue Bell, and I also know lysteria can **allegedly** be deadly to weak humans like children and old women.
 
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A buddy (Chicken Little/Boy Crying Wolf type) had texted me during the storm that a tornado touched down in Paducah, and I told the people I was with that I guaranteed there’s wasn’t a tornado, prolly not even the proverbial/ubiquitous FUNNEL CAKE, er cloud, that people always blow everything out of proportion, yada yada.

Oops.
 
If I had a better command of Corel PaintShop, I would alter Chapman's tweet to say, "Happy Pill Day" followed by a series of cutesy Oxycontin, Lortab, Vicodin, etc... pills -- cause, you know, King Rex is a recovering pill-head. Alas though, the learning curve is steep.
 
If I had a better command of Corel PaintShop, I would alter Chapman's tweet to say, "Happy Pill Day" followed by a series of cutesy Oxycontin, Lortab, Vicodin, etc... pills -- cause, you know, King Rex is a recovering pill-head. Alas though, the learning curve is steep.
An excellent gift to get Rex next yr would be an advent calendar of pain killers.
 
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