In 3 weeks, I’m hopping off my diet and eating as much pizza as possible.
That is all.
That is all.
N.O.B.
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Don’t blow it on that clam pie crap you talk about. Walk into that Lil C’s, drop down a dub plus change, and walk out with 32 slices of pure sorrow.
That smile alone (no homo) will get the clocker/clock machinist/clockswain/clockgobbler to reduce it at least .122 , right?
There is none of that bullshit up here. None.
No Papa Johns. No Pizza Hut. There is Dominoes but only Indian people eat it.
I am still down 24 pounds. Plateaued. But I feel better.
No pasta, pizza, dairy. Bagels... salads. Black coffee. No bread.
If I loved it, I stopped eating it. I am drinking bourbon whic prolly is destroying my metabolism to burn calories.
I’m done eating like shit.
Any Dego/wop/Guinnea with a D average in high school worked a pizza parlor and open their own place instead of dropping $100k on a shitty liberal arts college degree.
These dudes make bank slinging delicious pies in EVERY town in NJ.... and there’s lots of them.
He will discover that Pennsylvania cream makes the best ice cream. Morgenstern’s.
Then onto gelato.... Grom.
Then onto gelato.... Grom.
You should have stopped at Pizza, Jersey boy.
We have the third highest number of players in the NFL combine. Unbelievable. Gonna miss those guys.
We have the third highest number of players in the NFL combine. Unbelievable. Gonna miss those guys.
Well, it's obvious that UK has pretty much transformed into a football school now. And if Cal doesn't win it all this season then the complete transition will mostly be in place by the end of the calendar year. All that will be left is some technical lawyer type stuff and a little paperwork for Mitchy to sign.
There's a Lil C's right across the George Washington Bridge. Hit it up.
Google says Lil C's is all over that wretched urban jungle. Kooky is fake fn news. Got me fired up.
And I looked at those pizzas - razza and porta...not that great. Crust looks weird. I would rank them 5.2 on looks, and the interior design of the places is flat out embarrassing. Would never step foot in those places. There must be 10 hole in the wall pie shops per block with big ol floppy slices better than those hipster places.
Cute pizza salad, brah. Paint your damn walls.
If I had to eat pizza in jersey, I would not eat it from a pizza cook who weighs 115 pounds.
And I looked at those pizzas - razza and porta...not that great. Crust looks weird. I would rank them 5.2 on looks, and the interior design of the places is flat out embarrassing. Would never step foot in those places. There must be 10 hole in the wall pie shops per block with big ol floppy slices better than those hipster places.
Cute pizza salad, brah. Paint your damn walls.
If I had to eat pizza in jersey, I would not eat it from a pizza cook who weighs 115 pounds.
Agreed. If the proprietor doesn't look like Danny Aiello from Do The Right Thing then I'm not buying. NYC Pizza should be ranked by gold chains or number of shirt buttons unbuttoned.Google says Lil C's is all over that wretched urban jungle. Kooky is fake fn news. Got me fired up.
And I looked at those pizzas - razza and porta...not that great. Crust looks weird. I would rank them 5.2 on looks, and the interior design of the places is flat out embarrassing. Would never step foot in those places. There must be 10 hole in the wall pie shops per block with big ol floppy slices better than those hipster places.
Cute pizza salad, brah. Paint your damn walls.
If I had to eat pizza in jersey, I would not eat it from a pizza cook who weighs 115 pounds.
Stick to ice cream and blue girly drinks, respectively. I got pizza game on lockdown.
Hey, bub. We have a BROOKLYN Pizza and three GOODFELLAS pizzerias here in Fayette County. I think we know a little bit about NY pizza.
Been here Kook?
PIZZA TOWN USA
Look at the beautiful building. Pizza is not that hard. Been doing it for America since 1958 and will be doing long after a lot of these coal oven jagoffs get evicted from their little sewer wall shanties bc they can't sell enough 18.50 salad pizzas to vegan soccer moms.
PIZZA TOWN USA
Look at the beautiful building. Pizza is not that hard. Been doing it for America since 1958 and will be doing long after a lot of these coal oven jagoffs get evicted from their little sewer wall shanties bc they can't sell enough 18.50 salad pizzas to vegan soccer moms.
2 strikes against Portnoy.
1) he’s Jewish, not Italian
2) he’s from Boston, not New York
Those who are like me, understand the correct prism through which you should evaluate pizza.
False. There are Pizza Huts & PJ's (not as good as Gatlinburg though) all over NYC and NJ.
#Kooky=FakeNews
No. Haven’t been.Been here Kook?
PIZZA TOWN USA
Look at the beautiful building. Pizza is not that hard. Been doing it for America since 1958 and will be doing long after a lot of these coal oven jagoffs get evicted from their little sewer wall shanties bc they can't sell enough 18.50 salad pizzas to vegan soccer moms.
Tell that to the school bus full of kids from Breathitt County that probably just pulled up to Fayette Mall.
Take it from the NOB FFL champ, y’all doubted my football evaluations post-anti-honkey draft...
Painfully soon thereafter, you realized you were dreadfully wrong.
I know pizza.
Step away from the mic.
Painfully soon thereafter, you realized you were dreadfully wrong.
I know pizza.
Step away from the mic.
That's not what you said. You said, "there is none of that bullshit up here. None."
I can have the court reporter read it back to you if you would like.
You didn't specify food court, free standing or anything. You said NONE.
There's a Pizza Hut in Times freaking Square...
#Kooky=FakeNews
Now...having said that and after clearly winning that particular phase of the argument...I concur with kooky on the basic premise of his original point on this matter: With all of the great Pizza joints in NYC & NJ why would anyone want to eat at Pizza Hut or PJ's???
But...they could if they really wanted to...because...well, because they are both an option in that vicinity...despite kooky's fake news propaganda.
But...they could if they really wanted to...because...well, because they are both an option in that vicinity...despite kooky's fake news propaganda.
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I would question just how much pizza kooky has actually eaten in his lifetime. Dude is a chef who cooks up all sorts of stuff I can’t even pronounce. I have generally eaten pizza like my life depended on it, because it has.
Yep. Same here, mash. Pizza is basically the main reason I am alive today.
Back in my single days...first few years outta college...if you were at my apartment at any given hour on any given day...there was an 89.7% chance that there was leftover pizza in the fridge.
Back in my single days...first few years outta college...if you were at my apartment at any given hour on any given day...there was an 89.7% chance that there was leftover pizza in the fridge.
CFA minis at the buzzer this morning FTW. Cruised thru at 10:28 in th a.m. just before the mini-lockdown.
#blessed
#blessed
NYC just recently got a CFA, iirc. That's crazy. They're decades behind central KY in the chicken game, for sure.
I cannot order Papa Johns or Pizza Hut to my house. They don’t exist to me, as they are not an option. Only foreigners eat that shit, anyway.That's not what you said. You said, "there is none of that bullshit up here. None."
I can have the court reporter read it back to you if you would like.
You didn't specify food court, free standing or anything. You said NONE.
There's a Pizza Hut in Times freaking Square...
#Kooky=FakeNews
They only exist for idiots.
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