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Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
[The Lonely Island]
My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin
And I'm sipping light beer, and my crew right here
Chain razor thin light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again
[Hook]
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck (check) with another on deck
In case I spill something on it (Like some light beer?), yeah!
We be bragging about who's chain be the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimmin' in a Guiness (Now bear witness)
But they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolves when it rains
Got more chains than the snow patrol
Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole
[Hook]
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Chain so light when a breeze roll by, I made it flow (I made it flow)
And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
And I also wear turtlenecks
Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sipping light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
[Snoop Dogg]
The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f*** it
Get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain, light beer in my glass
Mackin at the bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do
Oh you like my style, say you like my crew
Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess your dress, no stress, staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook, so my look, I'm a game go getta
The fatter, the puffier, the fluffier, the bigger the turtleneck
The more gangster it is
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
[The Lonely Island]
My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin
And I'm sipping light beer, and my crew right here
Chain razor thin light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again
[Hook]
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck (check) with another on deck
In case I spill something on it (Like some light beer?), yeah!
We be bragging about who's chain be the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimmin' in a Guiness (Now bear witness)
But they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolves when it rains
Got more chains than the snow patrol
Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole
[Hook]
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
Turtle neck n' chain
(Sipping on a light beer)
Chain so light when a breeze roll by, I made it flow (I made it flow)
And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
And I also wear turtlenecks
Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sipping light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
Turtleneck, light beer and a thin ass chain, and that's it
[Snoop Dogg]
The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f*** it
Get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain, light beer in my glass
Mackin at the bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do
Oh you like my style, say you like my crew
Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess your dress, no stress, staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook, so my look, I'm a game go getta
The fatter, the puffier, the fluffier, the bigger the turtleneck
The more gangster it is
That's 3 straight against ranked teams. But today's game is a whole different story with Azibuke playing so that lessens the enthusiasm a bit.
But the point remains...barring injury, we should be right in the thick of things come March.
But the point remains...barring injury, we should be right in the thick of things come March.
The Federer thread reminded me to tell you all that Andy Murray is retiring. I’ll be accepting applications for new Brits to root for this summer.
being part Irish I feel like it's my duty to go across the pond and beat drums in the faces of some smug brits in protest on behalf of my potato eating ancestors. that's how that works, right?
I said duty
I said duty
Good win yesterday.
I like my team ......never heard that before.
Monday will be here soon....
I like my team ......never heard that before.
Monday will be here soon....
Just went through TSA security check with members of David Lipscomb U men's basketball team. They were all smiles. After destroying Stetson University yesterday, reason is obvious.
Oh, and primarily TALL honkys, they.
Oh, and primarily TALL honkys, they.
Lipscom has always had a good basketball program. Even 100 years ago when I played (when they were still NAIA). They've also always been primarily tall honkys.
What a coincidence -- I had the same weather hereThis weekend’s forecast: Sex, lots and lots of sex.
Lots.
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Tuesday
Partly Cloudy and Windy
-3°
-28°
Wednesday
Dangerously Cold
-17°
-30°
At least it will be sunny.
Partly Cloudy and Windy
-3°
-28°
Wednesday
Dangerously Cold
-17°
-30°
At least it will be sunny.
What do they do about school when it's -30°? We'll be down to -3° this week and a delay or cancellation wouldn't surprise me.Tuesday
Partly Cloudy and Windy
-3°
-28°
Wednesday
Dangerously Cold
-17°
-30°
At least it will be sunny.
It gets cancelled when the wind chills get down into the -10°/-15° range. Too dangerous for the kids that walk.
Last week school was cancelled twice due to timing of snow storms that hit and once due to cold. Plus they were out for MLK.
3" snow last night = 2 hr delay today.
They close schools in KY when somebody’s got a White Castle farts. 
Those really don't facilitate an ideal learning environment, tbh.They close schools in KY when somebody’s got a White Castle farts.
Wasnt aware that you had moved to Siberia. You have given me no choice but to assume that you are a field agent for Komrade Trump posting in the NOB to sway our vote in 2020.Tuesday
Partly Cloudy and Windy
-3°
-28°
Wednesday
Dangerously Cold
-17°
-30°
At least it will be sunny.
Effing traitor.
It was much funnier the second time.
Dang, looking like 40-0 is back on the table.
Not buying it. You photoshoped the location and changed it from Siberia to Iowa. Nice try, komrade.
I checked this morning around 4 AM when I got up to piss. Feels like -50°.
Lots of sunshine today though.
Lots of sunshine today though.
Haha, don't lick the yellow ice sickles.
I still think the heat index should offset the wind chill such that the only relevant measurement is the actual air temperature however incessantly jabbering about them to falsely accentuate the effects of weather gives the Jim Cantores of the world a job and simultaneously furthers the globalists's anthropogenic climate change agenda which itself in turn attempts to downgrade the United State's status as the world's sole superpower by creating non-market based disincentives for energy thus suppressing our national economy by inflating the costs of petroleum-based products while simultaneously but artificially emphasizing the demand for alternative energy sources which of course only serve to enrich the coffers of the world's plutocrat climate-prophet cabal e.g. Al Gore, George Soros, et al yet could never meet the requirements of our national power grid to sustain a vibrant growing economy yet the mainstream media perpetually attempts to distract our collective attention with never-ending yet unsubstantiated stories of polar vortices, ever-intensifying hurricanes, and the like so that hopefully we'll voluntarily give up our guns despite hordes of invaders continually arriving in waves of caravans across our southern border so I'm not giving up my guns and more importantly my bullets cause you never know you know when you're gonna need to bug-out except none of the survival experts ever tell you where to bug-out to and if everybody bugs out to the woods then pretty soon the woods are gonna get crowded and we'll all end up back at the same starting point and it'll just be pure Darwinism/survival of the fittest I mean how about those Cats curb-stomping the smart kids last night on their effed-up home court Barry Goheen and Will Perdue ain't walking through that door.
Agree, Mav. Been saying that same exact thing for ages.
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