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She Felicity, she Felicity to me, I say Felicity.Technically, she's an American acting as a Russian who is pretending to be an American. But ima allow it.
This is possibly the greatest pic in the history of ever...
Vintage footage of lil 4 yo Mav...
A few years later that chick was my 7th grade English teacher...and YES, I tapped that ass as smoothly as I worked that bolt ![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
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Mav shall live by guns and sex alone.
. Mav shall live by guns and sex alone.
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Do yourself a favor and throw that junk in a fire.
The wife mentioned organizing today. This won't end well.
Hey guys, serious question, what time is the tip-off in Gainesville? TIA.
You can't lead a donkey to water and make him a horse.
Eff the flu. Slept all damn day. Woke up in time to see the cats prevail.
I know we still have to play Auburn, but our 1-seed aspirations are directly tied to the Tennessee games. So I watched them intently v aTm yesterday and here my scouting report:
They’re really good.
They play as a TEAM in a Non-Honky-Virginia way.
They all can shoot and pass.
They can score and create in and out.
However...
What’s this mean?
I think that they ARE they best team in the country, but WE may be they’re worst matchup nightmare. If Nick Richards can get his gnarly Afro out of his ass and play like a man for 15 minutes, we can pose them some tough matchups.
Oh, keldon must play like he isn’t retarded. Herro hit some shots and whatnot. Just sayin the potential (real potential) is there for us to steal their 1-seed.
They’re really good.
They play as a TEAM in a Non-Honky-Virginia way.
They all can shoot and pass.
They can score and create in and out.
However...
- I don’t think they play well uptempo. aTm’s guard penetrated them easily when Vols weren’t established on D.
- They aren’t burners, super athletic or play above the rim.
- Although they are all great, Williams is the show.
- They also don’t block shots.
What’s this mean?
I think that they ARE they best team in the country, but WE may be they’re worst matchup nightmare. If Nick Richards can get his gnarly Afro out of his ass and play like a man for 15 minutes, we can pose them some tough matchups.
Oh, keldon must play like he isn’t retarded. Herro hit some shots and whatnot. Just sayin the potential (real potential) is there for us to steal their 1-seed.
“Now show me them titties, lady”
Got new neighbors...unfortunately.
This one arrived by night in a big ass econovan thing. There must’ve been 12 kids in that thing. I saw em all pile out one night when I was walking my dog. One group got out and ran inside. Noticed they left the door open on the van, then another litter climbed out. Imagine having so many kids your daily driver is also a bread delivery truck.
I got the windows open enjoying the fresh air, eating my honey bunches of oats, and I hear some commotion. Go to the window and hear my new neighbor dude yelling “WELL IM NOT AFRAID OF SOME IDIOT CHILDREN!!!!”.
Lord bless their hearts, and help me live peacefully next to this new family with a zoo full of children.
This one arrived by night in a big ass econovan thing. There must’ve been 12 kids in that thing. I saw em all pile out one night when I was walking my dog. One group got out and ran inside. Noticed they left the door open on the van, then another litter climbed out. Imagine having so many kids your daily driver is also a bread delivery truck.
I got the windows open enjoying the fresh air, eating my honey bunches of oats, and I hear some commotion. Go to the window and hear my new neighbor dude yelling “WELL IM NOT AFRAID OF SOME IDIOT CHILDREN!!!!”.
Lord bless their hearts, and help me live peacefully next to this new family with a zoo full of children.
Oh lord, now they’ve discovered their back yard. Soon they’ll meet my sweet doggy, and I’ll eventually have to speak to these people.
Finally! Blue Bell Mardi Gras King Cake. Surprisingly good. Light cinnamon. Festive. Explosive.
Grab some more, Mash, and take your mind off the horde next door.
Grab some more, Mash, and take your mind off the horde next door.
With Almonds? HBOO used to be by cereal jam.
Call the Virginia governor for a hook-up.
By design. They mommas would’ve been like “I KNOW YOU AINT KNEELED WHEN SISTER GLADYS WAS SANGIN!!”
Roger Goodell in a turtleneck & chain w/backwards Kangol. shoooo #wokeNFL
Best commercial thus far was the last one we just watched for 100 years of the NFL.
That's sad.
That's sad.
Don’t forget this one!!!!
This entire super bowl production is pretty lame so far. No scoring. All the commercials are about robots. Maroon 5??. No titties.
This entire super bowl production is pretty lame so far. No scoring. All the commercials are about robots. Maroon 5??. No titties.
Kinda sick of Kash. I’d rather see Huncho screamin hardcore jibberish
Tell them horrible crimes took place in their house and it was horrible. Tell them the house is haunted or under constant surveillance by the FBI. Then hopefully they leave.
