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N.O.B.

In honor of this week's conference finals, here's one from the archives...

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You all suppose that holier-than-thou Mitch will eventually replace Nick Mingione with anyone by the name of Luke?

This way his 4 major hires would be:

Matthew Mitchell
Mark Stoops
Luke Baseballdude
John Calipari
 
Mitch: "Alright fellas, after sifting through resumes for the new bass fishing coach, who has emerged as your top pick?

Flip Speedman (an assistant of some sort): "Well Mitch, we have a great candidate. Hails from Arkansas, so you know he knows fish and rural life. Grew up on a lake. 5 time bass fishing champion himself. Coached the Central Arkansas team to three straight titles. Definitely an up and comer."

Mitch: "Boy, he sounds swell. What's his name?"

Flip Speedman: "Judas Smith."

Mitch: :mad:
 
We are all Chiefs* today.



*No, I'm not advocating that we all go get a drum and beat that drum 2cm from a HS kids face. I am merely suggesting that we will all be rooting for the Chiefs to beat the Pats.

Not today Kaizer Chiefs.



The Pats are so good CBS Boston has them going to 'their 5th Super Bowl in the last 4 seasons'

Truly unprecedented.

Edit: Dammit. I knew they were going to erase that mistake tweet quickly. Next up the Kaizer Rams.
 
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So, not one frikken like for the requested ‘shop on BlueBell truck replete with Poison Symbol, Harry taking a huge dump as corporate logo and piloted said truck with the wisp of the reaper!!!

Go eff yourselves, NOB!

Happy Birthday, Dr.King.
 
Nope. He and his good-paying-job-having, hot-fiancée-banging, no-kids-having, Vegas-wedding-planning ass can stay out if you axe me.

Just kidding. Come back home, and sorry you didn’t win the local election that I wrote you in for.
 
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