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N.O.B.

Drop in the bucket, as I’m a fatass.

No pizza, pasta, bagels is killing me. Conversely, they were killing me.
 
Damn... Kaizer, you’re right demo delayed...

My little man will be quite disappointed.
 
Bagels I could do without.

Ain't no way I'm dropping pasta or pizza though. Not happening. Pasta is actually a good thing to eat the night before a big workout the next day. And pizza...well, it's pizza. It's a key component to the very essence of the kaizer's diet. Take pizza away and things start coming apart...crumbling even...and then before you know it...the entire food pyramid is in shambles.
 
Damn... Kaizer, you’re right demo delayed...

My little man will be quite disappointed.

It's funny/strange/awesome/predictable the way the mind works. I scanned a bunch of news articles this morning as per usual and the Tappan Zee Bridge demo delay was one of those articles. I couldn't tell you much about that article except that they are delaying the demo on Saturday because of high winds today that might damage the demo preps already in place. The only other thing I remember about that particular article is that as soon as I saw the word "Tappan" I immediately thought of "tappin' dat azz". And then your post appears out of thin air with that same word.
 
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Congrats Kooky on not eating or whatever you did to lose 25 lb. Big FU to the Diabeetus.
Mash - keep on with the Blue Bell. Make sweet love with Lysteria.
Kaiser - keep eating pizza and crust. Carb loading is good for all those 5k's.

I just hope with the two recent Chik-Fil-A and iPod debacles that our resident skunk hunter doesn't lose control and go on a bumpstock rampage in the Puducahville-metro.

As for me, work is going on overload. F'ing projects and new assignments out the ying yang. Got a big raise (almost $100/mo before taxes). My consulting gig has put me in an interesting position. Helping to design a product to eventually bring to market in the cancer treatment game. My likes to post ratio is now close to even.
 
Cats stink. We should keep firing threes to open up pace and court spacing. Cal won’t do that, however. Boredom and second tier OADs ensue.

Football school, Beyoncés.

The Patriots are so annoying. I wish knee injuries on that honk brigade.
 
Guinness record for biggest collection of hard hat wearers?!?

Great. I’m going to win the record for the most blinks while shitting my pants.
 
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Had BB party cups for the first time yesterday at a birthday party. WOW. What a great thing. Lil tiny things you could fit in your pocket, and if they melt it's no big deal becuase they become an even more delicious drinkable frosty/milkshake thing. High quality packaging , too - sturdy cups, nice plastic tops. Just high quality cream all around.

The eye opening thing was these things are 1 serving of blue bell. 170 calories, 35% sat fat, etc etc etc...It's like 5 bites. I don't think I've ever eaten less than 5 servings of blue bell at a time...

...till I had these little party cups. I had 2 servings, took one more for the road. The road cup became a frosty shake.
 
Horny for blue bell is all it is. No big deal. It's natural.
So you have an "American Pie" type obsession with Blue Bell? Wasn't aware it was on that level. That changes things.

@funKYcat75 your photoshop wizardry skillz are needed for the pic on the right. Replace the pie with a tub of Blue Bell. Or should I say Blue Belle?


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I love the Chiefs, Rams, and Saints. Fun as hell to watch. Mahomes, Gurley, and Kamara are some of the most exciting young football talent I've seen.

Pats just have a buncha stinkin' honkies. But as our FFL showed us, honkies make it happen.
 
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