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N.O.B.

Shitty, Willy. Fn awful. Finished off the Blue Bell. Not getting anymore for a while, it’s interferes with my spring bod training.

We’ll be lucky to return fn Quade, Wenyen, and Sasha. We might not ever win another meaningful March game ever again.

(In reality, it was a pretty good day. Mowed my first yard of the season and I’m porching it right now. Bout to walk the doggy)

But me e-life sucks right now. We gotta fire Mitch or something.



If you can’t smoke 24/7 when you’re 80 yo then FTBGE man it ain’t worth living on it, yaknow?
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I'll gladly eat 3.5 - 4.5. I'll eat others just outside that range, but won't be as happy about it.

So PJ Washington had a broken finger and we let him shoot 50 FT's (missing every damn one....approximately) in the most important game of the year! And our star 6'9 positionless forward just kind of pranced around the perimeter. GET YOUR ASS IN THE PAINT AND GET FOULED YOU PANSY!

Knox shot TWO ft's all game. A game where we were in the double bonus for approximately 39 out of 40 total minutes (approximately...). Get real. Shai had 12 and PJ had 20 fta. Nick fn Richards managed to shoot 2 fts in 8 minutes. Kevin?????!!! WTF.

And who was "guarding" Xavier Sneed??? Kevin, better not have been you. Doesn't appear anybody guarded him. I guess Hami did, but Hami was out with fouls a lot. Kevin??? You long 6'9 positionless freak of nature, you wanna be like Giannis Anttataapenko???, see that 6'5 guy lighting us up??? DONT LET HIM SHOOT ANYMORE!!

:football::football::football::football: SZN :boxing:
 
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PJ has had his fingers tapped up the entire season. Since January he was averaging 63%, in March he had improved to 67%. I'm not buying the broken finger excuse. It was between his ears.
 
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I just hate Kevin Knox, man. (I want him to come back desperately, but man he's soft.)
Iverson was once asked what player he most admired and he said Latrell Sprewell...because he was so hard (no homo). That's the kind of player I want. Hard, pipe-hittin', blow-torch carryin' mofos that'll strangle a coach if he's actin' like an idiot bitch. I want the kind that'll give a punk a blood transfusion to keep them alive so they can murder them longer. Screw the team GPA, we've got enough Johnny Davey boys to offset a few mean-ass illiterates.
 
Iverson was once asked what player he most admired and he said Latrell Sprewell...because he was so hard (no homo). That's the kind of player I want. Hard, pipe-hittin', blow-torch carryin' mofos that'll strangle a coach if he's actin' like an idiot bitch. I want the kind that'll give a punk a blood transfusion to keep them alive so they can murder them longer. Screw the team GPA, we've got enough Johnny Davey boys to offset a few mean-ass illiterates.
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Bonus points for the subtle, yet profoundly effective, Pulp Fiction reference.
 
Iverson was once asked what player he most admired and he said Latrell Sprewell...because he was so hard (no homo). That's the kind of player I want. Hard, pipe-hittin', blow-torch carryin' mofos that'll strangle a coach if he's actin' like an idiot bitch. I want the kind that'll give a punk a blood transfusion to keep them alive so they can murder them longer. Screw the team GPA, we've got enough Johnny Davey boys to offset a few mean-ass illiterates.

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Holy Big-8-era Nebraska Cornhuskers, Batman! You gonna git somebody kilt.
 
Iverson was once asked what player he most admired and he said Latrell Sprewell...because he was so hard (no homo). That's the kind of player I want. Hard, pipe-hittin', blow-torch carryin' mofos that'll strangle a coach if he's actin' like an idiot bitch. I want the kind that'll give a punk a blood transfusion to keep them alive so they can murder them longer. Screw the team GPA, we've got enough Johnny Davey boys to offset a few mean-ass illiterates.
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The great writer H. L. Mencken once said, paraphrasing, “Every UK fan must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

It’s time for Cal to bring in some throat-slitters and get shit right.

Hahahahahaha
 
Holy cow. Just made it home. Helluva show. Completely underestimated cooper. I've been to dozens and dozens of concerts and this one might've been the best. Also really cool that this is one thing my son and I enjoy doing together. He's never really been into sports but loves the hard rock.
 
Cool that the Cap'n and his son can enjoy a rock show together.

But wouldn't it be funny...I know this isn't the case but just stay with me on this one...but wouldn't it be down right hilarious...

...if it were revealed that Jr is still in diapers and the "father/son rock show quality time together" was nothing more than the Cap'n dragging the little tike kicking and screaming against his will to the Alice Cooper concert because the wife has to work or something. Hahahaha
 


Opening Day is always a good day. Especially when the Cats disappoint, ready to move on and follow something else.

Carlos Martinez with his second straight opening day start, he has come a long way since the organization had to sit him down years ago and say “look, Carlos you are a major leaguer now, you can’t be tweeting out nothing but porn.”
 


Opening Day is always a good day. Especially when the Cats disappoint, ready to move on and follow something else.

Carlos Martinez with his second straight opening day start, he has come a long way since the organization had to sit him down years ago and say “look, Carlos you are a major leaguer now, you can’t be tweeting out nothing but porn.”
Cool. Hope they lose every game.
 
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