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Love the bag o bees gifs. Brings back many memories. Didn't we name a fantastical football division "bag o bees in a sack"?
Great work @funKYcat75
Great work @funKYcat75
not real sure where you get that. but it's fine. been around Indy, Cincy, Lville, Columbus, Chattanooga, Knoxville just to name a the cities around our region and Lexington by far is the one I would want to live in if given a choice between all these. Lexington is pretty nice all things considered.
Lexington has like 3 applebees, Rich Rd, Nich Rd, and Hamburg. Pretty much got the city covered. What more could you want? Great place to get a good meal and settle disputes like a man.
Awesome for you if that's the case. Lex is my hometown--and fam is here. Hell..my alma mater is here. I just hear accounts from diff ppl who moved here saying it seemed harder making friends here than other places they lived. Hell I had no clue what they were talking about until I lived other places and came back.
Some ppl say it's hard to make friends unless you're from here, join a church, love UK sports or whatever. I guess it can be like that anywhere...but this is the feedback I hear.
That's why I made the "insularity" comment and Funky broke a Welcome to the Bluegrass sign off in my ass.
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Shit, I love Lex. But I ain't moving back. I know you don't agree, but i love Florida. Love it. Could die here and prolly will. Sooner than later. Hahaha
Going to Epcot with ol girl. Staying in a hotel at Disney. Looking forward to that shit
Lmao
You read Mayor Gay AF letter to California? It's embarrassing, and smug as hell.
I know what you mean tho. That fake southern charm crap.People will lay it on thick and be extra nice just so they can tell people how nice they were to you and pat themselves on the back. Then just wait for you to not be extra nice so they can get super offended.
Yeah man, Epcot rocks. Getting in for free because girl I'm seeing has a cousin who works there. I'm sneaking in a joint. I love smoking weed in Epcot.
Well there's a lot of parts of Florida that early inviting. But down there you've got a different set of issues. I lived in Hillsboro County for several years. And if you like Shandy houses drags perverts bombs and weirdos walking up and down the Avenue all day, well that's life
But I also realized even on the most recent trip to Florida in a place where I've never been before but there are some really cool places there as well so I can't lambaste the whole state.
It's kind a like something my grandfather used to tell me:
I lived off effing Busch Blvd. ghettodom. USF football players raping the three headed chicks strolling up Nebraska. Rt 60 from Brsndon into Tampa suck gigantic phag balls
I think it's probably a universal truth that when you move to a place that you aren't from, it's hard to make friends.
A lot of people around where I live either grew up here or went to college here. People that grew up here spend a lot of their time with family. They consider being 30 mi away from mom & pop to be too far. The ones that went to college here usually have a few old college buddies left. It's hard to break into that inner circle.
The third factor is we've met a lot of couples where one of the two is a complete dud.
Leaves me more time for my cat paw friends.
Funkycat i
The irony in those two statements is that the Catpaw is inundated with duds.
The irony in those two statements is that the Catpaw is inundated with duds.
Yep. 93 is cool. I could hang out with 93 more often
pretty much right on. me and the wife could be as non sociable as possible anymore. but having a kid has forced us to mingle. birthday parties forcing us to meet new people, other parents wanting us to come over for cookouts while the kids play. it's exhausting. i don't like most ppl. and i'm lazy at being sociable. damn kids.
Try the "hey I'm new here, anybody wanna snort fine china off my super hot wife's butt?" approach.
Cocaine and anal bleaching.
No kidding. You can have the finest drugs in 2017, but if you're butthole ain't bleached, you won't have any friends. Write that down, kids.
Your third factor is the universal truth for why so much divorce. Just a WAG
Funky comes along to refute what you said in 3...2....1..
![[cheers]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/5628.gif "Cheers [cheers]")
You're a hell of a cook, Kooky, I'm sure you can find something palatable about them.
You're a hell of a cook, Kooky, I'm sure you can find something palatable about them.
Man...yesterday, I caught a late bus home that was clean and quiet...
3/4 full.
I had MY seat. 2nd to last row, non-driver side -window - with empty seat next to me.
We take off, then immediately stop to pick up a running family of Indian (Delhi not Comanche)folks... good God, here we go. So they rush in and all plunk around the vacant seats around me.
The effin smell was a combo of Tumeric, ass and more ass.
The cacophony & accent was that of the Dell technical dept. 1.25 hours of Hell to cap off my day of hell.
I went home with that smell on my hands, clothes...
I ain't eatin those folks.
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I don't expect you to eat those people. Get you a nice plump candy fed juvenile and smoke him real slow. Maybe sous vide.
Tell me this: This thing I see about...uhh....whatsitcalled when dudes on public transpo are supposed to cross their legs like a chick in the name of personal space equality or some crap? Is that real?
Have a "family member" - not by blood thank god - who is a reformed southerner living in NYC and mfer had the nerve to sit on my mama's plush ass southern couch big enough for 4 cows with his legs crossed all skinny talking about "it's rude to sit all sprawled out in NYC and such and such" while he looking like a prison bitch afraid to let his nuts breathe.
Some day men are gonna have to take back the streets. It starts with eating weak children and letting our nuts breathe on public transportation.
I heard jersey is real insular. I went to their Topix page.
Look at Mash throwin' out some serious vocab
![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
Take it back, you Willys dirty butthole eatin sumbitch--along with Funky's "like" you rode in on.
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