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“I want $40,000,000.00!”
“How about $0?”
“Fine, but I win!”
LAW!
“How about $0?”
“Fine, but I win!”
LAW!
* So, we're competing with Alabama and Georgia for a dude named "Vito Tisdale?" Yes, please.
* Headline from The Onion....
Ben Roethlisberger Assures Women of Pittsburgh He's Not Done Yet
* I get it. I like Conway Twitty ironically, too. But Luke Bryan is a rebel outlaw redneck country backwoods badass compared to that guy.
Don't f'ing blame me for spittin' the truth. FYI: here he is in a pink leisure suit and white patent leather shoes singing a cheesy romantic song in a cheap Reno casino lounge. What an animal.
* Good night for legacy MLBers last night. Mike Yastrzremski hits a homer in his Fenway debut, and Cavan Biggio goes 4-fer-5 in hitting for the cycle for the Blue Jays.
* My confidence will increase each passing hour until Saturday's game. Just have a really good feeling about this team this year. Hope they prove me right.
Let's just break out the bottle Hoss, and let me tell you about a drifting cowboy man.
Hank SR.
Geroge Jones
Waylon Jennings
All wore leisure suits. And they are as GD country as you get.
In his warped and ego-driven mind, I'm not sure that forcing UofL to officially designate his departure as a "resignation" instead of a "termination" isn't worth $40 million to Rick Pitino.
Got my Weller FP this morning. 60 bottles at small store, I was #58 in line at 6 AM. 
Some sketchy entrepreneur paid about 10 homeless people to sit there overnight. He even did the damn deal in front of us, paying them off and taking off with all the bottles. Couldn’t have paid me enough to do cash deals with those sketchy touchers. Couple of them for sure tweaking on meth/oxy, damn high as hell. Oh well, got my bottle.
Some sketchy entrepreneur paid about 10 homeless people to sit there overnight. He even did the damn deal in front of us, paying them off and taking off with all the bottles. Couldn’t have paid me enough to do cash deals with those sketchy touchers. Couple of them for sure tweaking on meth/oxy, damn high as hell. Oh well, got my bottle.
Feel free to actually listen to Waylon Jennings. Then listen to Conway Twitty.
Waylon can wear whatever TF he wants.
Waylon can wear whatever TF he wants.
Downside of fancy bourbon- I was at a tailgate on Saturday drinking cheap bourbon, crushed ice and coke and it was damn tasty. Damn. Tasty.
^ I'm down with that. I'm straight/rocks 97% of the time, but had a few plain old OldFo & Diets in the game Saturday, just as delicious as I remembered.
I mean I’m as #smug as anyone here but sometimes you gotta revisit the classics.
I do...different styles and both are excellent.
Feel free to listen to The Beatles. Then listen to Zeppelin.
Fancy BourbonThat little place in Nashville sounds like a BIG store to me. Looking at distribution in TN soon, but that state is all about owning you.
My buddy here lost his job, but got a full case of Weller FP and made $2600 off it in a matter of hours.
Can’t wait for ND/UGA and A&M/Auburn
This heat messed up my live edge bar on the deck. The damn clear coat dried to fast causing bubbles which caused white spots.
Louisville is Michael Corleone and Pitino is Senator Geary.
My offer is this: Nothing.
Pitino wake up with a dead hooker? We may never know.
My offer is this: Nothing.
Pitino wake up with a dead hooker? We may never know.
I’m down with anyone doing what makes them happy, but waiting in line at 6am for some bourbon is something for which I have zero desire. I don’t think I’d wait in line for anything at 6am.
Walk in the store during open hours, find a decent bottle. #Profit
Last time I waited in line for something was probably waiting to get in the Erupption Zone when I was 19 or so and I doubt that was 6am.
Happy you got your bottle though CB.
Walk in the store during open hours, find a decent bottle. #Profit
Last time I waited in line for something was probably waiting to get in the Erupption Zone when I was 19 or so and I doubt that was 6am.
Happy you got your bottle though CB.
Believe it was clearly stated that you dont need to wait for anything at 6am if you utilize the homeless
"A Full Day of Straight Whiskey" is the name of my upcoming country music album. Featuring all of your (soon to be) favorites that take you back to the days when country was BY GOD COUNTRY -
- My Wife Done Left Me and My Dog Did Too
- Need to Get Drunk Some More (The "Paint Thinner" Song)
- She Left Me for Her Brother (And I'm Left with My Pecker in My Hand)
- Waitin' in the High School Parkin' Lot (The "She's Almost 18" Song)
- Where's My Gun?
- Drunker'n Hell
- Donuts in Your Daddy's Yard - F*** His Azaleas
- Drunk and Disrobedly
- Well Shit
- Hole in Backyard
- My Wife Done Left Me and My Dog Did Too
- Need to Get Drunk Some More (The "Paint Thinner" Song)
- She Left Me for Her Brother (And I'm Left with My Pecker in My Hand)
- Waitin' in the High School Parkin' Lot (The "She's Almost 18" Song)
- Where's My Gun?
- Drunker'n Hell
- Donuts in Your Daddy's Yard - F*** His Azaleas
- Drunk and Disrobedly
- Well Shit
- Hole in Backyard
I can't sleep in anymore,off work this week, and dogs had me up at 5:30 anyway. Rolled over to the store at 6, put my name on the list, sipped my coffee, popped my tailgate and listened to a couple podcasts and read through emails, catspaws, etc. Out of there by 8:15, not the worst morning in the world.
Plus I'm used to dealing with the dredges of society at work anyway; felt like a pretty normal Wednesday.
Plus I'm used to dealing with the dredges of society at work anyway; felt like a pretty normal Wednesday.
You just gonna plagiarize Wheeler Walker’s entire collection??
Jesus H, I thought BretB died.
One of life's simple pleasures.
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I have Line-X, gotta watch or that ish will tear you up.*in a non sexual way, just to be clear.
B-sides include:
-Hose-water in my Tervis
-Fender Bender Wedding
-Shunned at my Tailgate
What about bbdk's favorite country song........" Just chillin in my above ground pool"
My first thought when I saw what pitino settled on, was great job chase.
My first thought when I saw what pitino settled on, was great job chase.
These are some hilarious jokes/posts. Keep'em coming!
If I don't have an ice water on my nightstand it means I'm dead, in jail, or passed out somewhere I'm not supposed to be.
Didn't realize that was a unique thing.
Didn't realize that was a unique thing.
All I know is that hotel ice container middle of the night ice water is a top 5 ice water.
Pardon my bedtime ice water ignorance....generally a cup of decaf or a quick 1 oz pour in the recliner before lights out.
Yeah, i needed a little extry time Sunday. Was probably Top 5 of the home-tailgate era, but I still knew to make my water. 
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