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Me and three good buddies I slave with had had enough around 3:30 today and walked over to an agreeable outdoor watering hole a couple doors down. Drank ice cold draft beers in the sunshine and 70’s, made crude comments about all the young hussy tits that were out and about, watched the Redlegs finish the stupid Cubs. It was magical and a really great couple hours.

A couple hours later, we’re walking down the block to our office so that we can collect our things and go home, and we encounter a group of four young hussies walking the opposite direction. Their tits and asses were locked and loaded and you could just tell they were looking for a wild time.

With a decent buzz, as we’re turning off the sidewalk to walk into the front of our office, I dropped an impromptu, “hey babes, we have key cards to this place, and there’s a shit ton of booze in our roof top bar” (which sadly is true). Their response was, you’re shitting us, you’re just some middle aged dudes. And I was like, no, watch, and I opened the door, and then they looked at each other like, what the hell, and they walked in, to my surprise. So we took them to our bar.

We mixed up some cocktails for them, and we drank nice bourbon. They were all a few years out of school and working their way up the ladder. In other words, hungry for money, and powerful cock.

They asked us if we wanted to play flip cup, and I said sure, we have a board room right here. Let’s do it. So we set it up and we played a few rounds. Boys versus girls, was fun. The ringleader then decided to take it up a notch - she said “boobs for dicks.” I said, what? Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.

And then my good buddy grabs me by the shoulder, makes eye contact, and gives me the nod.

He was right, of course, and unfortunately.

I’ve been to that rooftop bar area - it is indeed choice. 🙌🏼
 
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Me and three good buddies I slave with had had enough around 3:30 today and walked over to an agreeable outdoor watering hole a couple doors down. Drank ice cold draft beers in the sunshine and 70’s, made crude comments about all the young hussy tits that were out and about, watched the Redlegs finish the stupid Cubs. It was magical and a really great couple hours.

A couple hours later, we’re walking down the block to our office so that we can collect our things and go home, and we encounter a group of four young hussies walking the opposite direction. Their tits and asses were locked and loaded and you could just tell they were looking for a wild time.

With a decent buzz, as we’re turning off the sidewalk to walk into the front of our office, I dropped an impromptu, “hey babes, we have key cards to this place, and there’s a shit ton of booze in our roof top bar” (which sadly is true). Their response was, you’re shitting us, you’re just some middle aged dudes. And I was like, no, watch, and I opened the door, and then they looked at each other like, what the hell, and they walked in, to my surprise. So we took them to our bar.

We mixed up some cocktails for them, and we drank nice bourbon. They were all a few years out of school and working their way up the ladder. In other words, hungry for money, and powerful cock.

They asked us if we wanted to play flip cup, and I said sure, we have a board room right here. Let’s do it. So we set it up and we played a few rounds. Boys versus girls, was fun. The ringleader then decided to take it up a notch - she said “boobs for dicks.” I said, what? Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.

And then my good buddy grabs me by the shoulder, makes eye contact, and gives me the nod.

He was right, of course, and unfortunately.

If I had a dollar....
 
MIssed several days on here (family medical stuff I had to attend to)

Does anyone else think that Robinson has a little bit of Paul Pierce to his game? He's not the rebounder Pierce was, but to me, they look similar.
 
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Watched the 98 title game this morning and I feel like it’s the most forgotten title game in our history.

The emergence of Moo in the comeback, and Majerus mistake of never resting Doleac to the point he couldn’t make layups or FTs down the stretch, but other than that there was no Herculean effort type game therefore is just there as apart of our history.

That said I can’t remember a more senior laden team since then. Nazr, Padgett, Shep, Mills, and Turner is just a helluva group.
 
Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.


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Took the family skating today. What a damn throwback and we all had a blast.

The little guys used the mobile rails as it was their first time and the only 2 times a fell was helping them along at a slow pace trying to boost their confidence.

By the end I found my old jam skating groove(with the trash rental skates) and the oldest two were all over the place having a blast.
 
Man, I'd love to go skating again. That was my go to Friday or Saturday night activity back in the day.

(Got kicked out of Champs twice, for bringing my Hobie skateboard in.)

(also for bringing in squirt guns, and another for throwing a dixie cup full of wheel ball bearings on the floor, that was complete mayhem)
 
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-Mitch is a great AD. One of the most respected in the country. Extremely loyal to his people and has obviously taken most of the sports to new heights, basketball being the one that is questionable. Cleaning chairs during a rainout, not just fake PR stuff, that's who he really is. Just a great person and leader for his people. That said, he's a PR nightmare. He's so bad at that stuff it kills his support with BBN. Just look up the road, Jurich was a f*cking scam artist crook. Like, seriously, how did he not end up in jail for fleecing that place... and 95% of the fans would crawl through fire and broken glass to have him back tomorrow. Just because he was a master with propaganda and getting his message to L1C4.

-ISU head coach said something during the in game interview to the effect, "their pitcher doesn't have his best stuff tonight, we're just expanding the strike zone for him." Take that first shutout in 138 games back to the gray depression of central Indiana, bitch.

-KPP was rocking all weekend.

-Champs, 5th-8th grade. Silk shirts, neon band-aids, girls with pacifiers, overalls, jam skating to 2 Legit to Quit.

-Welcome back, Wynn.

-Consuming all the Jaxson breakdown videos. Love it.
 
Coach Pope:

"...Our goals and the expectations are clear. The expectations are different than anywhere else. It's number nine. Assignment number nine, that's what we talk about every single day," Pope said. "Our job is to come here and hang the ninth banner at the University of Kentucky. Nothing short of that is gonna be acceptable."

^Nothing new, except he just said it again. Gives me chills. THAT is what basketball at the University of Kentucky is all about - not a freaking Make-A-Wish Foundation or G-League farm team. This makes me very happy 😀
 
In my one year living in MA (2020), we lived next door to a prominent surgeon in the state of MA. Had a discussion with him in the fall of 2020 about some of the Covid “guidances” Fauci and the government were putting out and enforcing.

This Dr had known Fauci going back a couple decades and agreed that the “guidances” didn’t make sense but said, “Fauci is as high of ethical Dr there is… I trust him… no way would he steer anyone wrong here…. If he says it, take it to the bank”.

I counterpointed some inconsistencies in the “guidances” and was politely told, “you’re out of your element, this guy’s word is solid.”

Wonder if this Dr remembers our conversation?
 
Nice day for the good Dr Tony Fauci to get torched on the Hill…

Amazing dichotomy from the left and right aisels.
There's not enough pain in a million lifetimes to satisfy what that little evil charlatan caused. Funded making the virus, made ridiculous dictorial rules to prevent it that contradict his own previous recommendations, closed business, closed schools, fired people for refusing unproven that are now shown to be harmful vaccines, and profited heavily off those same vaccines he mandated. He'll go the way of Paterno once the heat really cranks up, which is unfortunate. He deserves way worse.
 
My kids have asked for a UK themed birthday party this year so I need to find UK balloons, plates, napkins, decorations etc. I'm sure there are places that carry them but does anyone have a place in Lexington they'll definitely have them in the middle of Summer, before tailgate season, so I'm not driving all over the city?

My wife has already rejected my idea of just using my 20+ plastic cups from football games in the cabinets.
 
My kids have asked for a UK themed birthday party this year so I need to find UK balloons, plates, napkins, decorations etc. I'm sure there are places that carry them but does anyone have a place in Lexington they'll definitely have them in the middle of Summer, before tailgate season, so I'm not driving all over the city?

My wife has already rejected my idea of just using my 20+ plastic cups from football games in the cabinets.
My basement. Wodie Sloot is a packrat. We also have a massive inflatable Wildcat you can borrow.
 
Let's say we have some cheapass, China-made decorative contraption, like a fake wicker basket sitting next to the spare bathroom toilet. Then the gal comes hope from a Target shopping trip with an even more totes adorbs/cuter China-made decorative fake wicker basket in a different color.

What does she do with the old one? Well, she stores it in the attic, of course. Never know when that may come in handy years down the road, and we'd hate the waste $9.99 $3.99 on clearance.


What in the hell is wrong with you ridiculous women? Throw the GD thing away.
 
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