Me and three good buddies I slave with had had enough around 3:30 today and walked over to an agreeable outdoor watering hole a couple doors down. Drank ice cold draft beers in the sunshine and 70’s, made crude comments about all the young hussy tits that were out and about, watched the Redlegs finish the stupid Cubs. It was magical and a really great couple hours.
A couple hours later, we’re walking down the block to our office so that we can collect our things and go home, and we encounter a group of four young hussies walking the opposite direction. Their tits and asses were locked and loaded and you could just tell they were looking for a wild time.
With a decent buzz, as we’re turning off the sidewalk to walk into the front of our office, I dropped an impromptu, “hey babes, we have key cards to this place, and there’s a shit ton of booze in our roof top bar” (which sadly is true). Their response was, you’re shitting us, you’re just some middle aged dudes. And I was like, no, watch, and I opened the door, and then they looked at each other like, what the hell, and they walked in, to my surprise. So we took them to our bar.
We mixed up some cocktails for them, and we drank nice bourbon. They were all a few years out of school and working their way up the ladder. In other words, hungry for money, and powerful cock.
They asked us if we wanted to play flip cup, and I said sure, we have a board room right here. Let’s do it. So we set it up and we played a few rounds. Boys versus girls, was fun. The ringleader then decided to take it up a notch - she said “boobs for dicks.” I said, what? Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.
And then my good buddy grabs me by the shoulder, makes eye contact, and gives me the nod.
He was right, of course, and unfortunately.
I mean, 😂In other words, hungry for money, and powerful cock.
Me and three good buddies I slave with had had enough around 3:30 today and walked over to an agreeable outdoor watering hole a couple doors down. Drank ice cold draft beers in the sunshine and 70’s, made crude comments about all the young hussy tits that were out and about, watched the Redlegs finish the stupid Cubs. It was magical and a really great couple hours.
A couple hours later, we’re walking down the block to our office so that we can collect our things and go home, and we encounter a group of four young hussies walking the opposite direction. Their tits and asses were locked and loaded and you could just tell they were looking for a wild time.
With a decent buzz, as we’re turning off the sidewalk to walk into the front of our office, I dropped an impromptu, “hey babes, we have key cards to this place, and there’s a shit ton of booze in our roof top bar” (which sadly is true). Their response was, you’re shitting us, you’re just some middle aged dudes. And I was like, no, watch, and I opened the door, and then they looked at each other like, what the hell, and they walked in, to my surprise. So we took them to our bar.
We mixed up some cocktails for them, and we drank nice bourbon. They were all a few years out of school and working their way up the ladder. In other words, hungry for money, and powerful cock.
They asked us if we wanted to play flip cup, and I said sure, we have a board room right here. Let’s do it. So we set it up and we played a few rounds. Boys versus girls, was fun. The ringleader then decided to take it up a notch - she said “boobs for dicks.” I said, what? Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.
And then my good buddy grabs me by the shoulder, makes eye contact, and gives me the nod.
He was right, of course, and unfortunately.
If I had a dollar....
Tight like hallways
Always the best slump buster.Series win vs the Cubs.
They can eat a penis imho.
Series win vs the Cubs.
They can eat a penis imho.
Long story short, loser of the round plays the next round with either their boobs or dicks out, as the case may be. At this point, I was hard. And thinking thoughts I hadn’t thought in a long time.
2 more.3 more wins to get to Omaha.
There's not enough pain in a million lifetimes to satisfy what that little evil charlatan caused. Funded making the virus, made ridiculous dictorial rules to prevent it that contradict his own previous recommendations, closed business, closed schools, fired people for refusing unproven that are now shown to be harmful vaccines, and profited heavily off those same vaccines he mandated. He'll go the way of Paterno once the heat really cranks up, which is unfortunate. He deserves way worse.Nice day for the good Dr Tony Fauci to get torched on the Hill…
Amazing dichotomy from the left and right aisels.
My basement. Wodie Sloot is a packrat. We also have a massive inflatable Wildcat you can borrow.My kids have asked for a UK themed birthday party this year so I need to find UK balloons, plates, napkins, decorations etc. I'm sure there are places that carry them but does anyone have a place in Lexington they'll definitely have them in the middle of Summer, before tailgate season, so I'm not driving all over the city?
My wife has already rejected my idea of just using my 20+ plastic cups from football games in the cabinets.
FIFY.Jesus K. Christ. 🤦🏻♂️