GYERO

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Chef Reactions is great because of his demeanor throughout, expect him to become Dave Attell at any moment but never does
Life has broken many people, that golf video is proof.
Some times regular lines are better than TSA but don't fly enough to get TSA and don't fly out at busy times. Also, I'm an "if you're not early, you're late" guy. Saves any aggravation.

 

[Joey Rupption]

I read “ebegging” as “eh-begging” every time and it threw the entire of the post into a plaintive (“you-like-uh-da-juice?”) Italian accent for me.

Just a fun way to catch up on GYERO, imo.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Just an FYI, private plane = no TSA.

Step up your collective games.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Scariest flights (non Wettcat) I’ve been on were definitely private. Not one to give a shit mostly but when you know, you know.

 

[PTI (pti)]

ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
ONCE AGAIN IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
SIR, I REPEAT, IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.
SIR, NO! IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN. DO NO SET ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS DIRECTLY ONTO THE BELT THEY MUST GO INTO A BIN.
NO, SIR. NOT IN A SMALL BIN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST GO INTO A NORMAL SIZED BIN NOT A SMALL BIN AND NOT DIRECTLY ONTO THE BELT.
YOU ALSO CANNOT CARRY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS THROUGH THE METAL DIRECTOR OR SCREENING DEVICE ON YOUR PERSON THEY MUST BE PLACED IN A BIN NOT A SMALL BIN BUT A REGULAR SIZED BIN.
SIR, I NEED YOU TO COME BACK UNTIL YOUR BIN HAS GONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCREENING. PLEASE DO NOT WALK OFF AND LEAVE YOUR BIN OR YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS UNATTENTED.
IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.
ONCE AGAIN PLEASE LISTEN UP EVERYBODY IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.


#repeat 438 million times

🤮

 

[CSC81]

Impressive.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

What about Game Boys?

 

[anthonys735]

If you've removed anything(belt, shoes, electronics) from yourself in a TSA line in the last decade. That's on you and you're slowing the line down.

 

[Hank Camacho]

I just avoid flying to the degree possible. It sucks and I hate it.

 

[80 Proof]

If you've removed anything(belt, shoes, electronics) from yourself in a TSA line in the last decade. That's on you and you're slowing the line down.

Not much choice when the TSA mouthbreathers say you have to.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

Not much choice when the TSA mouthbreathers say you have to.

Learn TSA Pre-Check.

 

[WayneDougan]

Should've been shifted back to airlines

Have you flown United out of Louisville? There is no effin way they’d be better than TSA. The incompetence is absolutely astounding and they make up for it by having a nasty attitude.

I actually don’t mind TSA. The Louisville TSA are good people. Some of them have been there for 15+ years. The technology has improved significantly over the years which catch morons bringing all kinds of crap through security. I’d argue their rules make it virtually impossible for a lone lunatic to potentially take down a plane.

 

[WayneDougan]

I just avoid flying to the degree possible. It sucks and I hate it.

Flying >>>> Driving more than 4 hours

 

[Hank Camacho]

Flying >>>> Driving more than 4 hours

The answer is 8 hours of driving is equivalent to just how much flying sucks. Flying is a truly shitty way to get around the country and we ought to improve it dramatically.

 

[catlanta33]

When you get through security and you are waiting for your stuff to roll down from the x-ray scanner, and there's 10 feet of space and you know your stuff isn't next because you can see it's not your stuff - GET OUT OF THE GD WAY SO THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOU STUFF YOUR FAT FEET INTO YOUR FAT SHOES, GRAB YOUR JEWELERY, LOOK AROUND FOR YOUR PARTNER, PUT YOUR JACKET ON AND MOVE SO THE REST OF THE STUFF CAN BE COLLECTED BY THE 5 PEOPLE STANDING BEHIND YOU PATIENTLY WAITING!

 

[80 Proof]

Learn TSA Pre-Check.

I have tsa pre-check. They will still pull you out of the line sometimes.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

I have tsa pre-check. They will still pull you out of the line sometimes.

What DHS watch list are you on? I've never been pulled out of line (and take about 30 flights per year).

 

[VernHatton52]

I love Mark Pope

 

[ukwizard]

Too bad the US is so big that we had to hitch ourselves to automobiles and planes because Europe and their trains is the pinnacle of long distance transit.

 

[AIChatGPT]

Louisville Manor - RIP.

I once waxed a much older lady, I was 22, she was probably 47-48 at the Louisville Manor. Met her on yahoo messenger and eventually arranged a meetup. I was fairly broke and didn’t really know much better.
A few years later I figured out that she was the mother of a guy that sometimes ran around in my friend circle. Lucky for me he never figured that out.

-Thoughts and prayers for the poor people that have to listen to Wayne give a speech. I’m sure they are hoping there is an exploding microphone.

-I thought Bernie was referring to the actual Stanley Cup. That would not be a deal breaker for me.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Wait there are people out there commenting in porn forums?!?!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum/index.html

 

[Irish Beck]

Wait there are people out there commenting in porn forums?!?!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum/index.html

I wanted to post this so damn bad but was worried it would tilt chadthony.

The dude used the same handle and email address for this for a decade and may end up dropping out now (he was down double digits anyways because he's bat shit insane).

Sounds like a freak off extra.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

If nothing else, all of us here who have spent an ungodly amount of time posting on a college sports message board can feel better about ourselves.

I mean think of the redass we get over a UK game and then imagine the redass on a porn site message board over… well, a literal red ass.

 

[WayneDougan]

What DHS watch list are you on? I've never been pulled out of line (and take about 30 flights per year).

I once had SSSS on my boarding pass for like 3 months. You know what happens when you get that? They shut down the entire line, remove all your stuff from your bags, and then feel you up.

Note: don't take a one-way flight to a terrorist hot bed.

 

[WayneDougan]

-Thoughts and prayers for the poor people that have to listen to Wayne give a speech. I’m sure they are hoping there is an exploding microphone.

I made that speech my bitch.

 

[legalbeagle123]

If you wanted one article with all of these words - tranny, Hitler, white bitch, slaves, peeping, Nude Africa, and MLK, Jr. - all in one place, you got it!

 

[Crystalglass]

Can EKY cool it with the murders for a minute?

 

[AIChatGPT]

If you wanted one article with all of these words - tranny, Hitler, white bitch, slaves, peeping, Nude Africa, and MLK, Jr. - all in one place, you got it!

Those are also Wayne’s autocomplete predictions on pornhub.

 

[UK_ENGR1]

Letcher County sheriff was the shooter that killed the family court judge in chambers today …who had that on their bingo card?

 

[Hank Camacho]

Letcher County sheriff was the shooter that killed the family court judge in chambers…who had that on their bingo card?

From The Mountain Eagle:

[Sheriff] Stines allegedly walked into the judge’s outer office, told court employees and others gathered there that he needed to speak with Mullins alone. The two then went into the inner office, closed the door and those outside heard shots. Stines walked out with his hands up and surrendered to police.

Uh. What?

 

[PGthirteen13]

Rumor is the Judge was P.Diddling with the Sheriffs underage daughter. Source, the internet.

If so, that makes sense that the sheriff walked out and surrendered

 

[Kooky Kats]

A good, old fashioned ass-kicking might’ve been a more measured strategy IMO

 

[Irish Beck]

50/50 is an incredible achievement I never thought possible. Congrats Ohtani.

 

[80 Proof]

What DHS watch list are you on? I've never been pulled out of line (and take about 30 flights per year).

'Caucasian male' I guess 🤷

 

[legalbeagle123]

That's probably a manslaughter at best in Letcher County, Kentucky.

 

[wcc31]

50/50 is an incredible achievement I never through possible. Congrats Ohtani.

Absolutely incredible to me that we have a modern day Babe Ruth and most sports fans, including myself, are like meh.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

We REALLY need to bring back Topix.

 

[legalbeagle123]

We REALLY need to bring back Topix.

Best forum of all time for outing the biggest ho's in your zip code.

 

[BernieSadori]

Flying >>>> Driving more than 4 hours

My line is 5 hours.

 

[PTI (pti)]

From The Mountain Eagle:

[Sheriff] Stines allegedly walked into the judge’s outer office, told court employees and others gathered there that he needed to speak with Mullins alone. The two then went into the inner office, closed the door and those outside heard shots. Stines walked out with his hands up and surrendered to police.

Uh. What?

TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN!

-jason