* With a trip to Keeneland quickly upcoming, I'm wondering whether it's best to visit a haberdasher or a clothier in order to get properly styled and fitted?
Probably go haberdasher.
* 5 days. That's how long it took for Cal to travel home, get back into the office, have a meeting with his boss, then just casually mention everything is great and we're all looking forward to next year.
There's absolutely no way in that short time period that any other option was seriously considered. I've always supported Mitch, and think he has done a damn fine job, but he's such a beta cuck.
* Man, Starbucks coffee is THE WORST. Just not even close. Why do they insist on burning it?
* Have we taken into account how much adding another white, sweet shooting, folk hero schoolboy legend next year is going to accelerate the pressure on our head coach? Although, he certainly handled the Reed Sheppard situation expertly, so I should give him the benefit of the doubt.
* Bastian Schweinsteiger (retired German footballer) -- has any athlete ever had a more badass name? You practically have to do the Hitler salute while saying it out loud.
* Did Puffy ever use lube while raping his fans? Just kind of feel like we deserve that much of a courtesy.
* Jordan Montgomery = 1 year, $25 million lol.
Who is having a worse year than Scott Boras?
* Turns out my colleague on Linkedin is not only a visionary, but ALSO a collaborator, connector, a change maker, AND a keynote speaker. It's really quite something.
* Coach Cal puts his pronouns in his Linkedin profile, I'm assuming?
(fyi: they aren't "preferred" pronouns, they're just "pronouns." adding "preferred" insinuates that one's gender is a preference or a selection, as opposed to something that's inherent to you)
* Opening Day tomorrow. Go Reds!