GYERO ARCHIVE

[Catman100]

- In the GYERO Olympics decathlon I will compete in the following:
Lag Putting
Lag chipping
Free Throws
3 pointers
Ping Pong
Fortnite
Missing a green from 100 yards.

- Trying to think Danger, danger, danger tonight but also think we cruising.
- Tennis players (Mostly women players) who grunt after every swing should be banned.
- The strategic medical time-out should also be banned. AMIRITE Rudd?

 

[Bonzo Cat]

- A pedestrian Tide held this USC team under 50 points two weeks ago. Don't see them keeping pace with us, assuming we don't take a sh*t at midcourt. Cats with a decisive road 'W' with the poster formerly know as @SAECATFAN in attendance.

- Props to Anth for organizing one hell of a lake weekend. Sign of the times, at this age, more prep goes into the meals than the contraband. Feasted like kings and drank some top-notch brown water. Geese's array of 4 Roses single barrels, of which I can't keep track of the recipes, seemed to be the consensus winners. Too many good pours to recount.

- That 2.5 minute highlight reel Z put out there would have been bonkers watching alone at home, but in a room with 7 others, it was sheer pandemonium. The video @B.B.d.K. got should be sent to UK's social media team and overdubbed with Leach's call and some house music. Perfect encapsulation of the event.

- Does anyone want to coach the gridiron cats? Seems we'd have been better off with piglet hitting the road and starting fresh. Sure, we don't get all these portalers but you have to wonder how good any will pan out in the future with a revolving door a play caller.

- CJ Stroud tossing six figures + back to OSU. An arms race that's only going to accelerate and one that we'll struggle to keep pace. Be nice to have staff consistency to possibly minimize the impending disparity.

 

[Hank Camacho]

@SAECATFAN

Who?

 

[jayroon]

Isn’t Coen’s promise to Stoops of multiple years null and void after Stoops accepted the A&M job and was seemingly taking it with or without him?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Isn’t any coach’s promise to stay put null and void because we live in the real world and not some fantasy?

 

[AIChatGPT]

Not a good whistle. Cocks are playing rough. Young cats are going to have to show some toughness.

Need to speed this game up

 

[warrior_SW]

I f’ng hate road games

 

[PTI (pti)]

I mean our head coach just said on the pregame that one of his best players is physically great and ready to play but just said nah I’m good so yeah like is this real world or fantasy? Not sure.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

I miss the road games where you could just tell in the first 5 min that “we came to town to kick your ass and this game is over.”

 

[IB4UK]

I mean our head coach just said on the pregame that one of his best players is physically great and ready to play but just said nah I’m good so yeah like is this real world or fantasy? Not sure.

Never thought he would be a poosay

 

[krazykats]

This is the test we need. Bigs are blocking shots which should help us ALOT.

With the fan support SC gets its weird they aren’t more of a contender regularly.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

They have fan support 1 game a year.

Capacity of 18,000 and they're averaging 11,000 a game

 

[AIChatGPT]

Is this color guy calling in on Zoom?

 

[krazykats]

They have fan support 1 game a year.

Capacity of 18,000 and they're averaging 11,000 a game

Fair enough, it’s the 1 game I watch

 

[HymanKaplan]

Nod to Hank, I had no idea Cris Collinsworth was doing college basketball as a side gig.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Nod to Hank, I had no idea Cris Collinsworth was doing college basketball as a side gig.

Maybe he got another one of his bumass children a job they don’t deserve.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

You can set your clock to some raggedy-ass bum shooting like Steph Curry against us. It’s infuriating.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Like clockwork

 

[gattongrad09]

We just have to keep attacking until they are forced to call fouls.

 

[Irish Beck]

We gonna break 30 by halftime?

 

[HymanKaplan]

Watcing us play defense reminds me of when I coached tee-ball, and when a grounder made it to the outfield, the entire team*, ran towards the ball, vacating every base and defensive position. Just an entire team chasing a ball with no regard to what they'd do with it once someone picked it up.

*(except for the couple of outfielders that were playing in the dirt. )

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

How was Adrien Beltre only a 4-time All-Star?

 

[Phil McKracken]

Rape “no” whistle

 

[AIChatGPT]

We gonna break 30 by halftime?

No.

This is kind of expected. SEC refs letting a team’s “reputation” dictate their whistle. But, these kids have to figure out how to push past it because this is what an NCAA game is going to look like.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Nice strong take Edwards

 

[HymanKaplan]

I think somebody dosed our Gatorade with blotter acid.

As for South Carolina's "defense", it would seem that the key is to be able to body foul with inpugnity.

 

[MattsCats]

How is Edwards this bad a anything under a foot?

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Worst half of the year

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

We’re lucky to be down only 5. This is awful.

 

[bradyjames]

Edwards finally gave the rest of the team AIDS.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

F that half.

 

[AIChatGPT]

that was as predictable as the sun rising tomorrow

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Good news is Edwards got like 11 minutes to shoot 0/1 to get shit right.

Bad news is everyone else is playing awful also (Outside Rob)

 

[legalbeagle123]

Nice half. 25 points.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Imagine how crushing this is going to be, when we come back in the second half and crush them.

 

[ukalumni00]

One on one offense and the usual shi!!y defense and rebounding and here we go again fighting for their life on the road.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Quit letting interior teams dictate the pace. Push, push, push.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Dilly & Bradshaw played great. Ugo/Z, fine.

Everyone else was pure shit. We can’t get a non stressed look in the half court. Bizarre

 

[Kooky Kats]

Reed looks shook