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* I'm 5 years older than UKO was in that pic. Feel pretty good about myself, tbh.

* Some random bests from the Purple Lot.......

- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
- Willy bringing Blackhaus to the Vandy game (low 30s, high winds, rain, and totally miserable)
- the infamous Halloween Game (Bernie wearing a poo covered toilet seat over his head, BBdK as Meatwad, me in the gorilla suit, etc)
- also have a vivid memory in the aftermath of the 2007 4OT loss to UT, with '73 ranting and raving about how terrible and slow Andre Woodson is. He couldn't wait for the next season when we would bring in Curtis Pulley to run "The Spread."
 
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* I'm 5 years older than UKO was in that pic. Feel pretty good about myself, tbh.

* Some random bests from the Purple Lot.......

- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
- Willy bringing Blackhaus to the Vandy game (low 30s, high winds, rain, and totally miserable)
- the infamous Halloween Game (Bernie wearing a poo covered toilet seat over his head, BBdK as Meatwad, me in the gorilla suit, etc)
- also have a vivid memory in the aftermath of the 2007 4OT loss to UT, with '73 ranting and raving about how terrible and low Andre Woodson is. He couldn't wait for the next season when we would bring in Curtis Pulley to run "The Spread."
Beating then #1, and eventual National Champion LSU in 2007, post game everyone pounding moonshine, Bernie and Big Anth drunkenly running through the the traffic jam of stopped vehicles on the road in front of the tailgate, dry humping the cars with people inside of them.

And how can anyone forget the day ANTH invited us over the the business to "paint" the tailgate van with spray paint cans? I'm still picking latex paint out of my nose from that day.
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-tennis match at 5 Saturday (another dub, of course)... finish up and see 50+ texts from wildcat friends. I knew something very good or bad was happening.

^roll up to the lounge to see score/ z immediately steals an inbound pass 3ish mins left in first half. Caught the 2nd half w/ mrs rudd cuddled up with my beagle in front of the fire. Beautiful.

-i know the last 5 minutes sucked/ d is suspect... but this team is a ln absolute *joy* to watch. Not gonna borrow trouble...just gonna enjoy the ride.

-clam chowder (white), spinach salad and crusty bread makes a helluva winter Sunday dinner.

^my Dutch oven is 20+ years old... I've grown attached.

-watching the sopranos for the first time (1 episode left in season 3)... I know but I was busy, or whatever. So good.

-headed to Tucson and Sedona in march... as always recs appreciated.

-not an nfl guy... but i do enjoy the playoffs. Go Lions... **** the chiefs.

-go cats.
 
- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
Texas State in 2006. It happened about 10 minutes before or after an absolute monsoon where me Will and PlayBall took cover in the back of Huber's SUV.

80 also strangled an LSU fan in the Cat Walk the next year because he thought they were mocking Moncell.

Always nice to have an enforcer around.
 
I have a very hazy memory of ending up at some random chick's house in college, and someone came into the tv room and complained about a car blocking their car in the driveway. 80 Proof went outside and literally picked it up and moved it by himself.

Absolute crazy redneck/r-word strength.


He doesn't get pissed off too often, but I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of his temper when he does.
 
We were pre-drinking before heading to Platinum for ametuer night. I can't remember who it was, but some girl we knew was dancing. We came out to leave and a car was blocking us in the driveway. It was a small hatchback that was rear wheel drive, so I picked it up by the rear bumper and rolled it out of the way.
 
Was in Chevy chase liquors one time with my then gf (this would have been football season 2014) and BBDK walked in and she was adamant about getting the hell outta there without him seeing her. Hahahah!

I was like, “damn, this internet guy has already ruined this poor girl.”

We broke up a couple months later bc she was f*cking some other dude. Guess it could have been him.

Either way, thank you. I dodged a bullet big time with her.
 
If you want to post something on here and have it be *discreet* use the big “B” button in the reply box when you post. The “B” stands for “butt out, this is a private message!”

Trust me, I’m an All-American poster.
I think you have to begin the post with "Jared's Monkey" so everyone knows its sensitive information
 
* I'm 5 years older than UKO was in that pic. Feel pretty good about myself, tbh.

* Some random bests from the Purple Lot.......

- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
- Willy bringing Blackhaus to the Vandy game (low 30s, high winds, rain, and totally miserable)
- the infamous Halloween Game (Bernie wearing a poo covered toilet seat over his head, BBdK as Meatwad, me in the gorilla suit, etc)
- also have a vivid memory in the aftermath of the 2007 4OT loss to UT, with '73 ranting and raving about how terrible and slow Andre Woodson is. He couldn't wait for the next season when we would bring in Curtis Pulley to run "The Spread."

- Don’t forget the Missouri game in 2015; we didn’t know it at the time but it would be was the last time a Founding Father of the GYERO by the name of WildcatChad attended an Extrav.
 
Been seeing a lot of stuff lately on pirates, the somali's mostly. Looks like nice work if you can get it... from the current narrative- they are absolutely crushing it. The Red Sea conflict has really given these guys some juice. They also seem to have the full support from their countrymen- as any repercussions if they get back home are nonexistent. Obviously they risk dying in a number of ways- but the stats are showing these guys have a pretty decent batting average.

I dont know if the GYERO business is still looking for an investment since nothing ever came from the mini-golf venture, or the purchase of the Silverdome- but it looks like low overhead, and a good bit of tax free income if successful. Doubt the employees care much about benefits and whatnot.
 
Was in Chevy chase liquors one time with my then gf (this would have been football season 2014) and BBDK walked in and she was adamant about getting the hell outta there without him seeing her. Hahahah!

I was like, “damn, this internet guy has already ruined this poor girl.”

We broke up a couple months later bc she was f*cking some other dude. Guess it could have been him.

Either way, thank you. I dodged a bullet big time with her.

Let me guess, as she scurried out of there, she was muttering, “he said he’s not about the drama, but he’s ALL about the drama.”
 
Kids that get 24 steals/game in Upward Europe are a dime a dozen.

For real tho, if steals were legal in my kid's 1st grade basketball league, 24 steals would definitely be achievable for one of the good kids. Imagine 3rd grade isn't too different. Whole stat line is believable, IMO.
 
Behind every 9 year old who goes 1-18 in an elementary school basketball game is a dad who’s a raging asshole who doesn’t know ball.


Yes, I’ve coached youth sports why do you ask?
Coached twenty years and it was some of the most fun I had. Basketball parents weren’t bad. Did have a kid once rooting for the other team because I wouldn’t play him. The following year they requested to be on our team again. Lol, false.

Baseball parents are the worst. Dad sitting behind home plate at the fence. With his visor on and screaming at a 6 year old t-ball player. People who judge their value through their child’s success/failure is pathetic to watch in real time.
 
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