What year was that bong picture from buttholecole? 2005?
Anth and i took it back to Walmart in Hamburg for a freebie,lolNot the same tailgate that you drunkenly threw your beer bottle through the tailgate TV.
Beating then #1, and eventual National Champion LSU in 2007, post game everyone pounding moonshine, Bernie and Big Anth drunkenly running through the the traffic jam of stopped vehicles on the road in front of the tailgate, dry humping the cars with people inside of them.* I'm 5 years older than UKO was in that pic. Feel pretty good about myself, tbh.
* Some random bests from the Purple Lot.......
- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
- Willy bringing Blackhaus to the Vandy game (low 30s, high winds, rain, and totally miserable)
- the infamous Halloween Game (Bernie wearing a poo covered toilet seat over his head, BBdK as Meatwad, me in the gorilla suit, etc)
- also have a vivid memory in the aftermath of the 2007 4OT loss to UT, with '73 ranting and raving about how terrible and low Andre Woodson is. He couldn't wait for the next season when we would bring in Curtis Pulley to run "The Spread."
Texas State in 2006. It happened about 10 minutes before or after an absolute monsoon where me Will and PlayBall took cover in the back of Huber's SUV.- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
When my parents retired 5-6 years ago, they bought a ranch in Sedona and live there 9 months out of the year. Hit me up and I can give you tons of recs.-headed to Tucson and Sedona in march... as always recs appreciated.
What happens at the lake stays at the lake.
I think you have to begin the post with "Jared's Monkey" so everyone knows its sensitive informationIf you want to post something on here and have it be *discreet* use the big “B” button in the reply box when you post. The “B” stands for “butt out, this is a private message!”
Trust me, I’m an All-American poster.
What’s your email? Don’t wanna put it in here if I’m being honest.
* I'm 5 years older than UKO was in that pic. Feel pretty good about myself, tbh.
* Some random bests from the Purple Lot.......
- the huge brawl that broke out, and I believe 80 Proof ultimately settled
- Willy bringing Blackhaus to the Vandy game (low 30s, high winds, rain, and totally miserable)
- the infamous Halloween Game (Bernie wearing a poo covered toilet seat over his head, BBdK as Meatwad, me in the gorilla suit, etc)
- also have a vivid memory in the aftermath of the 2007 4OT loss to UT, with '73 ranting and raving about how terrible and slow Andre Woodson is. He couldn't wait for the next season when we would bring in Curtis Pulley to run "The Spread."
Was in Chevy chase liquors one time with my then gf (this would have been football season 2014) and BBDK walked in and she was adamant about getting the hell outta there without him seeing her. Hahahah!
I was like, “damn, this internet guy has already ruined this poor girl.”
We broke up a couple months later bc she was f*cking some other dude. Guess it could have been him.
Either way, thank you. I dodged a bullet big time with her.
That seems like the most fun part, Strokin_BANDIT.Can we outsource the pirates?
Coached twenty years and it was some of the most fun I had. Basketball parents weren’t bad. Did have a kid once rooting for the other team because I wouldn’t play him. The following year they requested to be on our team again. Lol, false.Behind every 9 year old who goes 1-18 in an elementary school basketball game is a dad who’s a raging asshole who doesn’t know ball.
Yes, I’ve coached youth sports why do you ask?