Of course, if you've got pretty good mustard on it, you could also be looking at manslaughter.
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- Decent win today.
- Hope Wandale gets the receiving record next week...helps with much needed WR transfers recruiting wise.
- Chick I was hooking up with in NC over the summer flew in on Wednesday...went okay, except tonight. Ready for her to bounce. Christ. Ended up having to leave her at my place and go out.
- Great for Brooks that he scored 22...15+ of those need to go to Grady though.
- Toppin is our only true decent backup to Oscar. Need to get him healthy. Collins can't rebound and everyone else thinks they're a 2.
- F***, this chick needs to leave. 9am at Reagan National. Shew.
- Hope Wandale gets the receiving record next week...helps with much needed WR transfers recruiting wise.
- Chick I was hooking up with in NC over the summer flew in on Wednesday...went okay, except tonight. Ready for her to bounce. Christ. Ended up having to leave her at my place and go out.
- Great for Brooks that he scored 22...15+ of those need to go to Grady though.
- Toppin is our only true decent backup to Oscar. Need to get him healthy. Collins can't rebound and everyone else thinks they're a 2.
- F***, this chick needs to leave. 9am at Reagan National. Shew.
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Time to drop the line “you don’t have to go home but ya got to go”
That only took about 5 minutes to type out. Good luck either way
It’s not April 2020 bro I don’t think that’s scaring anyone off these days.
Like most things in life, the key is in the execution. But I'm pretty sure that braining a bar goon upside his head, as hard as you can with a cue ball will, in most cases, bring the fight to an end.
If it doesn't stun/knock him the f*ck out, well. you've made your situation exponentially worse. It's going to go very badly for you.
Remember these two things: If you can find your teeth and get them into cold water pretty quickly, you stand a good chance of saving them, and bleeding from the ear doesn't NECESSARILY mean you've got major head trauma.
Might as well tell her you've got:
the croup
lumbago
the rheumatis...
bad humours....
the croup
lumbago
the rheumatis...
bad humours....
Putting it in a bar towel seems excessive. Like, why isn't he breathing anymore? Why does his head look like a crescent moon now?
I feel like, and I’m no law ball, if you hit someone in the head with a cue ball you may go to jail for felony assault but what do I know?
I take the tactic(although I don’t go out at night anymore) of just leaving if someone wants to actually fight. Could I whip their ass, probably, but just not worth it at 39, I’m not trying to impress anyone.
I take the tactic(although I don’t go out at night anymore) of just leaving if someone wants to actually fight. Could I whip their ass, probably, but just not worth it at 39, I’m not trying to impress anyone.
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I too, think that cracking someone's head open with an improvised weapon is likely to get you some pretty serious prison time. How much is largely dependent on whether he dies, or comes out of the coma. Either way, I wouldn't make any plans for awhile.
Pretty sure taking an ass whoopin is better than a manslaughter charge.
I have both given, and received ass-whoopin's in my earlier years. And yes, they both would definitely be better than going to prison for manslaughter.
Anyone else want to weigh in on winning a fight vs. manslaughter? We should get to the bottom of a post that was clearly made in fun.
Anyone else want to weigh in on winning a fight vs. manslaughter? We should get to the bottom of a post that was clearly made in fun.
Let's brainstorm it.
Bashing a man's head in with a cue ball:
PROS CONS
Somebody want to start?
Bashing a man's head in with a cue ball:
PROS CONS
Somebody want to start?
Just to refresh: under PROS we have not getting your ass kicked and in the CONS column is manslaughter.
A lot of people got religion this week, or the hangovers are substantial.
1st Saturday in town in the last 6 weeks.
Still got f'd up after I ran into some neighborhood buds at Gustavo's. Shew.
Still got f'd up after I ran into some neighborhood buds at Gustavo's. Shew.
A PRO would be you've got a great story to tell and one that will actually be handed down for a few generations so the story of braining someone with a pool ball becomes a family heirloom of sorts.
Pro: nobody will mess with you after that…
Con: …until you get to prison and they mess wit yo ass
Con: …until you get to prison and they mess wit yo ass
True. A bar of soap to the skull of some lifer in Gen Pop is probably going to make for a less than enjoyable shower experience.
I've been in one fight where I've knocked a guy out cold. The two things that immediately went through my head when he dropped like a sack of potatoes on the asphalt were: damn my hand hurts, and I hope he's not dead.
Boss move: place 8 ball in victim’s hand before cops arrive…
Bar goon's lower medial incisor and cuspid, corner pocket, off the rail.
Got to chat with Lynn Bowden for a bit yesterday. Very polite and low key guy. I told him how 2019 was my favorite season of all time and that he will always be a UK hero. I’m sure he was thinking who the hell is this drunk ass cracker, but he was very gracious.
Also had my picture taken with Scratch.
Also had my picture taken with Scratch.
Pretty pumped that he can swing a golf club. That’s a HUGE step in the right direction towards playing on the PGA Tour.
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