Middle aged woman have been my jam since I had one give me a BJ at a Florence, KY laundromat at 19. And yes she was a skeezer. But with lips of an angel.
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Middle aged woman have been my jam since I had one give me a BJ at a Florence, KY laundromat at 19. And yes she was a skeezer. But with lips of an angel.
Sold a Kobe autograph for $48,000 this morning that I paid $400 for two years ago. If I could do either again this afternoon I would choose Rhonda.
I know freezing rain occurs when there’s warm air above the ground that turns it into rain then the rain freezes when it hits the ground, which is below freezing, but how do you get freezing rain when it hasn’t been above freezing in 4 or 5 day?
So you’d give 47K for a bj from a skeezer middle age woman?
Doesn’t sound GYERO at all.
WHAT ARE BJs IM MARRIED LOLZ
But seriously, folks.
But seriously, folks.
Duh, I would just sell the card tomorrow. I didn’t say I would give her the Kobe. All it took for her was a roll of quarters.
Brady, is this the pitch to get you featured on that reality TV show?
Some models are showing 22 inches of snow by the end of the week here in WKy. I think 16 is the most I can remember.
Isn't that a Beach Boys hit?
Suck me Rhonda
Suck suck me Rhonda
Suck me Rhonda yeah
In the laundromat
*Is there anything worse than when you and your wife have an agreement to not buy each other gifts for V-day and she has the to audacity to break said agreement?
*A win is a win is a win is a win. Good on the 'Ole Cats.
*No plans on getting the vaccine at this point. Not that I believe it's a hoax, but I really don't feel like putting in the effort to leapfrog people like my MIL. If I do get the shot, I'd gladly take the J&J one. A single shot? Yup.
*I've lost 17 pounds in the last 3 1/2 weeks doing the fad Keto diet, which is kind of bullshit. What's allowed me to lose weight is counting my calories and keep them under 1700. What Keto does for me is I'm not hungry nearly as often. The protein and fats keep me satisfied much longer than a "normal" carb included balanced diet. Don't worry, I'll keep everyone posted.
*Finally getting to the Y. The amount of talent rolling though that place is on another level. It motivates me to show up and just walk the track if nothing else.
*BJ's is a restaurant to me. Or a Boston. Not much more.
*Imagine what a Patrick Swayze signed Roadhouse card would fetch.
*Brisket turned out awesome yesterday. I put it on the smoker at 11 PM Saturday and took it off around 5 PM. One of my best, actually. Again, I'll keep you posted.
*A win is a win is a win is a win. Good on the 'Ole Cats.
*No plans on getting the vaccine at this point. Not that I believe it's a hoax, but I really don't feel like putting in the effort to leapfrog people like my MIL. If I do get the shot, I'd gladly take the J&J one. A single shot? Yup.
*I've lost 17 pounds in the last 3 1/2 weeks doing the fad Keto diet, which is kind of bullshit. What's allowed me to lose weight is counting my calories and keep them under 1700. What Keto does for me is I'm not hungry nearly as often. The protein and fats keep me satisfied much longer than a "normal" carb included balanced diet. Don't worry, I'll keep everyone posted.
*Finally getting to the Y. The amount of talent rolling though that place is on another level. It motivates me to show up and just walk the track if nothing else.
*BJ's is a restaurant to me. Or a Boston. Not much more.
*Imagine what a Patrick Swayze signed Roadhouse card would fetch.
*Brisket turned out awesome yesterday. I put it on the smoker at 11 PM Saturday and took it off around 5 PM. One of my best, actually. Again, I'll keep you posted.
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Imagine what that roll of quarters might be worth today...
Wiped out in the driveway this morning. That was fun. Damn ice, nothing like snow up your clothes to start the day.
Wiped out in the driveway this morning. That was fun. Damn ice, nothing like snow up your clothes to start the day.
Just be ready for the skinny-shaming and hearing not skinny people question your diet choices.
Water, mostly.
I've stalled the last few days which is why i'm hitting the gym.
Also, the night I weighed myself, I had just consumed Mexican food and two 32 oz beers. The "real" weight loss is more like 13 or so.
- In one of the snowiest weeks of the year, I of course have multiple work obligations where my clients do not have the ability to do Zoom/etc. from home. Like, no laptop, no home internet. I started out feeling sort of bad for them, like maybe 2020 was extra awful without that ability to connect...but I wonder if they don't have the right idea.
- Bernie, 17 lbs is ridic. Congrats. And let's hear more about this brisket.
- For accuracy, Randi Rico seems to be winning, but Chris Bailey is fun for maximum SNOWMAGEDDON BAY BEEEE reading.
- Pacman, never change: "The 37-year-old was arrested Monday morning, accused of beating another person until he was unconscious."
- Bernie, 17 lbs is ridic. Congrats. And let's hear more about this brisket.
- For accuracy, Randi Rico seems to be winning, but Chris Bailey is fun for maximum SNOWMAGEDDON BAY BEEEE reading.
- Pacman, never change: "The 37-year-old was arrested Monday morning, accused of beating another person until he was unconscious."
This is exactly how you're supposed to start your weight loss effort. Maximum start weight for maximum losses at the end.
If I remember correctly, we got 18" in Owensboro in that '93 storm... hell I lived in Chicago and never saw that much at once.
Its about to get rowdy around these parts.
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...and then everyone stood up and clapped. Also something about scratch taking off his wildcat head.
Just picked up my lass because she got hit by a sliding truck. As I was walking up she told the cop the guy said it wasn’t that bad then looks at the guy that hit her and said I’m sure you say that to your wife when she’s pegging you.![[roll]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/roll.r191677.gif "roll [roll]")
...and then everyone stood up and clapped. Also something about scratch taking off his wildcat head.
Scratch took off his wildcat head. Underneath was Rhonda the fellatin' laundress. They all went home for a 3some and some cocaine boogers.
This Rabbi Schlomo dude in Lexington is on the news as much as Bill Bryant. Please quit kicking his sign down every single week.
Yeah, that one got us 2 weeks off school. It was in that 16 to 18 range. I'm 42, I don't think I've ever seen 20 plus around here.
Happy for my kids, they are fired up!
The first 3 months after I built my house I didn't have internet service until Spectrum ran the line back to my property. It was awesome.......except for the few times you really needed to get online for something then it was absolutely miserable.
Mardi Gras '98 was the two-footer of snow that came out of nowhere and shut campus down for the week. Cats squeaked out a win in Baton Rouge and we managed to get a couple kegs to the Commons for a snow party.
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