My 1st trip to Ruby's I was the same way. Every since then, it's been top notch. I think the seat got me the first time because I wasn't expecting it.
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Ruby’s is at its best when you choose something you want to eat on the menu, order it, have it delivered to your table and then eat it.
No sex unfortunately, wife got completely hammered and upset on drive home about who knows what, possibly something I did months ago that she remembered in a drunken stupor, and night went downhill after that. Woke up at 6 AM to a crying teething baby after waking up 2 hours earlier in meat sweats because our bedroom fan broke.
You know, one of those solid married nights where'd you'd give a leg to be PTI for a week.
You know, one of those solid married nights where'd you'd give a leg to be PTI for a week.
I haven’t said crap about politics in here and I’m the resident public educator. But allow me to say this:
Matt Bevin is a radical. Therefore, I’m not all that shocked that radical thoughts, actions, and words are spewing forth from Frankfort.
I know we made fun of his hair color, but it sure would have been nice to have Jamie Comer in there than Massachusetts Matt. A republican was going to win that election. For just 84 more votes, it could have been a family friend of mine and someone with a little common sense. Oh well.
Matt Bevin is a radical. Therefore, I’m not all that shocked that radical thoughts, actions, and words are spewing forth from Frankfort.
I know we made fun of his hair color, but it sure would have been nice to have Jamie Comer in there than Massachusetts Matt. A republican was going to win that election. For just 84 more votes, it could have been a family friend of mine and someone with a little common sense. Oh well.
The get the wife drunk at a nice dinner sounds good...in theory. Reality is Ron's situation or she falls asleep in the car before getting home.
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Top shelf drunk wife sex is fantastic but the cagey veteran, Ron, knows that that window closes quickly with that extry glass or two. Tears/misplaced anger or a simple pass-out are your spoils. Enjoy. Or in last night’s case, don’t enjoy.
You writing this down, Chad?
You writing this down, Chad?
The 5 minute optimal drunk wife window probably disappears during dessert.
-“Who you calling spook, Peckerwood?” Peckerwood is a pretty good.
-Art Bell of Coast 2 Coast has died...or has he?
-Art Bell of Coast 2 Coast has died...or has he?
Supposing you do make it home with an optimally drunk wife, she’ll invariably wake the kid(s). Drunk hotel sex is really the best and it’s not even close.
You all are blowing by an important element: Where the wife, in her drunkenness, details all the filthy things she is going to do with, to, and on (if you’re into that) you when you get home.
I thought the real veteran move was for the husband to have about 3 bourbons, a huge steak dinner, ????, and then have a sober wife drive him home where she will later spurn the advances of her adventurous husband.
The “do you know what you tried to do last night” conversation is always a bit awkward.
***Not a personal story, mind you. Just what I’ve heard from friends and what I’ve seen in rom-coms.
The “do you know what you tried to do last night” conversation is always a bit awkward.
***Not a personal story, mind you. Just what I’ve heard from friends and what I’ve seen in rom-coms.
Yeah, always the times like that where your way drunker and less suave than you're envisioning. Of course she's much less drunk and less impressed.
Like I said, thin line.
Like I said, thin line.
The problem is when the wife quits. Need to keep a wine cooler or something in the car to keep her happy.
Also, have the appetizer on the table before she takes her first sip. Empty stomach drinking wife is like a funnel cloud. It may pass but there's some wind damage. Or, a F5 drops on you and your hiding in the basement until it passes and your stuck cleaning up the wreckage.
Also, have the appetizer on the table before she takes her first sip. Empty stomach drinking wife is like a funnel cloud. It may pass but there's some wind damage. Or, a F5 drops on you and your hiding in the basement until it passes and your stuck cleaning up the wreckage.
Sounds pretty self explanatory tbh imo
Ummm...yes. That was me. 
Rupp Hyatt after seeing Travis Tritt and Charlie Daniels.
Rupp Hyatt after seeing Travis Tritt and Charlie Daniels.
Boat sex.
Nothing like enjoying the splendor of a beautiful sunny day and frolicking on the water.
Just very natural.
Basketball, then English.
Just like coachtimmiller, imo.
Now that Pitino has been exiled I’m really glad that Wayne Turner is no longer part of that program. I get it’s a business I hated seeing one of my all time favorites sitting on UL’s sideline.
As for my wife, hopefully just me.
Mitch hates to be out after dark a full day before the Sabbath?
For some reason they wanted it over at 8:30p. Not sure if it was Stoops or Mitch.
Great time, though. Put up or shut up year. NFL talent at multiple positions and lots of experience.
It’s really nice of UK to think of the fans that live outside of Fayette County.
I’m a Stoops guy, but I’d really like to have some firm expectations for this year so I don’t have to reconcile in my head as much bullshit as I have the last few seasons.
Conrad
Snell
Baker
Allen
Baity
Bowden
Edwards
Jackson
Paschal
Ware
West
Westry
Young
Should all sniff or play in the NFL.
Snell
Baker
Allen
Baity
Bowden
Edwards
Jackson
Paschal
Ware
West
Westry
Young
Should all sniff or play in the NFL.
The schedule is much tougher this year. So much hinges on QB play.
Right and you still have a "down" UF, UT, MSU and UL.
Tougher than last year but nothing like we've seen in the past when UF, UGA, UT, UL and WEST opponents are all top 20. UGA is the only top 20 team on our schedule.
Tougher than last year but nothing like we've seen in the past when UF, UGA, UT, UL and WEST opponents are all top 20. UGA is the only top 20 team on our schedule.
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I dunno about passing out, but she and I have both had calf cramps when doing more acrobatic things. There’s nothing quite like scrambling out of the back seat of a BMW at a national park because mid-bone your calf went apeshit from legs the day before.
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