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Has the smell infiltrated the house yet?
Might want to rent an ozone machine tomorrow.
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Has the smell infiltrated the house yet?
Might want to rent an ozone machine tomorrow.
Peroxide, baking soda, dawn soap.Google for exact recipe measurements.
Your doggy will be fresh in minutes and not stink up your house.
I’ve been through this 3 times. Skunks are fn idiots. Or maybe my dog is. I always think she will learn, but she has not.
Your doggy will be fresh in minutes and not stink up your house.
I’ve been through this 3 times. Skunks are fn idiots. Or maybe my dog is. I always think she will learn, but she has not.
Thanks for the recs. And yes, the entire house smells like a skunk’s asshole now. He actually had the skunk juice still dripping off his snout and made it into the mud room before I realized what was going on.
Mashburned, that potion you described does in fact work wonders. Doggy smells halfway decent now. But the ambient air in my home is totally fu**ed. Tomorrow I will either rent an ozone machine or get high on crank and just burn the house down. Haven’t decided which direction to go.
Mashburned, that potion you described does in fact work wonders. Doggy smells halfway decent now. But the ambient air in my home is totally fu**ed. Tomorrow I will either rent an ozone machine or get high on crank and just burn the house down. Haven’t decided which direction to go.
I vote high on crank and burn the house down.
Record it. Youtube. Embed. Profit. If you get 100k views youtube will pay you.
Record it. Youtube. Embed. Profit. If you get 100k views youtube will pay you.
will be getting a call from Gordon Hayward any minute now. Sheesh.
Dogs = awesome
Owning a dog = awful
Owning a dog = awful
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Valentines Day fast approaching boys. You guys typically buy gifts or get dinner reservations? We pretty much never exchange gifts for anything, always together gifts or honey I bought golf clubs thank you for my birthday gift, but I have always stocked her up on a couple items for the year on Valentine’s Day.
After a deep soak together we feed eachother chocolate strawberries and sip champagne in a candle lit hotel suite and then have hot, passionate sex for hours every Valentines Day.
I typically take her out for wings and Miller Lites at BW3's, and then treat her to a night of anal sex. It is always appreciated.
BBdK used to just break up with his girlfriend in college right before Valentines Day, then get back together right after. Same with Christmas. Saved a few bucks and hassle.
Wisdom beyond his years.
Wisdom beyond his years.
B/c Valentine's Day was *also* her Birthday, which made for an awful super double whammy. College BBdK didn't have time for that nonsense.
My current girl doesn't give AF about holidays/birthdays, so we get along great on that front. Sometimes we go out to dinner if it falls on a reasonable day, sometimes we don't.
My current girl doesn't give AF about holidays/birthdays, so we get along great on that front. Sometimes we go out to dinner if it falls on a reasonable day, sometimes we don't.
That's what happens when two people are desperately interested in each other.
-trips=the "big" gifts for mr and mrs rudd now. She is very selective about jewelry...and also isnt deeply educated about haberdashery and quality american made footwear, so irs a win-win.
Currently in same situation and she hates it so we do nothing on Valentine’s Day because we both know it’s dumb anyway. Celebrate later on, heading to Vegas the beginning of March.
Sends flowers to her at work, because there is nothing that hens like more than rubbing it in their co-workers faces.
Taking my girl to the UK vs Bama game that weekend. Maybe get a hotel room in Lex. Enjoy a night of long, blissful, incredibly satisfying sleep without being woken up by the kids or cats.
Mmmmmmm.
I can't wait.
Mmmmmmm.
I can't wait.
What do you do if she loses her strap on?
I mean, hot tubs FTW.
5000 gallons vs tiny little tub with SAE blowing his own bubbles.
Fonzanoon.
Two, maybe three Spinal Tap references there, rudd. I'm on to you now. Great minds, and stuff.
Just got a fluorescent green and black pair of Zubaz for a father/daughter 80's dance this weekend. Nobody rocks the 80's like Wildcat Willy. Nobody. (except Bonzo, if he wanted to)
Just got? There is no doubt you already owned them. You ooze Zubaz guy.
There’s no room for lies on the internet, Willy. For shame. For. Shame.
Valentines Day? Nothing. Not. A. Thing. It's glorious.
That tends to happen when you've been together since the middle of Bill Clinton's first term.
That tends to happen when you've been together since the middle of Bill Clinton's first term.
Guarantee new Chad is doing something pretty slick, expensive, and romantic.
Probably a weekend in Nantucket and a Level 2 Sommelier class or something.
Pretentious asshole.
#newchad
Pretentious asshole.
#newchad
Not trying to go all bobcat after my CNN cuckolding story and this one but anyway...
So when the missile alert in Hawaii went off YouPorn ran the analytics and it immediately dropped 77% below normal usage, seems normal except WTF were the other 23% doing?
Just see a missile is coming for you and say screw it I'm not being interrupted right now, the kids get home in 35 minutes.
So when the missile alert in Hawaii went off YouPorn ran the analytics and it immediately dropped 77% below normal usage, seems normal except WTF were the other 23% doing?
Just see a missile is coming for you and say screw it I'm not being interrupted right now, the kids get home in 35 minutes.
Valentine's Day falls within skunk mating season.
Quite the statistical oddity that the 4 or 5 women in the country who give no shits about Valentines Day are married to someone in the same message board. Including my wife, who doesn’t care until she does. (i.e. Scoring points in argument).
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