* I realize the math doesn't quite add up on the % of alcohol by volume or whatever, but I can pretty much drink...
47 Miller Lites
or
5-6 crafties
.....and it's basically the same thing, headache-wise. Jesus.
* Welp, my theory/curiosity is about to be tested. Between Humphries and Briscoe, I think those two are very capable of having 15+ year, lucrative overseas careers. My guess is that Humphries takes full advantage of the opportunity and does very well, whereas Briscoe "keeps it real," floundering aimlessly in the D-League and wasting his chance to make real money in Europe.
* Jew & Fat said yesterday that the NBA D-League, in conjunction with a partnership with Gatorade, will now be known as the "G-League." The f***?
I hadn't seen that ridiculed yet. Not sure why the ridiculousness isn't getting more pub.
* Wildkat Wrestling tomorrow night at Shamrock's on Airline Highway, if anyone is interested. It's the "X-Rated" version, so it should be a hoot.
* So, if we were to send one GYERO'er over to North Korea, and have them return in a coma, who would be our most qualified candidate? Gotta be UKO, right?