GYERO ARCHIVE

[wcc31]

Bonz just needs to ride this out. By all accounts he's doing really well with his job, has a nice Bach pad, gets to travel to cool areas for work.. Marcus stay single & enjoy all of her perks.

It's a perfect era to be an older bachelor. With online dating and social media, you don't have to bird-dog at bars to meet women. Not that I think this is the best idea, but one of my few single buddies up here, who's 35 now, is now dating a dope 22-year-old who just graduated from Miami last month. It's silly- the possibilities are endless and women care a lot less about a guy's age than one would think. And it's not just 20-something babes. There is plenty of talent in the 30-40 year old range, too.

 

[B Rax]

I got married at 16, have 9 kids and have never once attendeed a single marriage or baby shower. Some of you guys are just loser pussies, imo

 

[CoolCat45]

 

[B.B.d.K.]

It's early, but the Fox Coverage feels much more like a normal Major thus far, which is a good thing.

 

[assistbyhawkins]

10 guys under par so far with the leader at -4 on the HARDEST GOLF COURSE EVER!!!!

 

[anthonys735]

It's early, but the Fox Coverage feels much more like a normal Major thus far, which is a good thing.

If Buck would just get off the coverage it would be fine. I can't stand that jagoff.

 

[anthonys735]

10 guys under par so far with the leader at -4 on the HARDEST GOLF COURSE EVER!!!!

They've all been saying all week that if it's soft it's get-able. Been raining the last 24 hours.

 

[assistbyhawkins]

They've all been saying all week that if it's soft it's get-able. Been raining the last 24 hours.

Supposed to get 2.5 more inches overnight, which is why I told Wodie to take unders this morning before anyone teed off and then he takes the credit for it. Typical.

 

[BernieSadori]

Cooking lesson/date is actually pretty wodie, need to do that again.

I'm more out of the pornstar game than I've ever been...don't know any of the new/hot starlets. Rarely make it past the first HD 'Nubile Films' that catches my eye these days, that's some solid production right there.

Lisa and I have done the cooking lesson date a couple of times. They usually have wine they pair with dinner and is a fun, different type of date night.
Another cool experience was at the Brown where the chef cooks dinner for you (and others) in the kitchen. He/She will explain the origins of the food, how they came to be a chef, how the food will be served....all that stuff. Great time.

I was looking at eating at a place called Strip Club in San Diego. It's a steak joint where you cook your own meat. It's 21+ so that's out.

 

[Wodie Sloot]

-I'm glad to have Bellydancer back on the GYERO's. You've been missed, bubs.

-Wedding shower are fine for couples, assuming it's in the evening and a party. That could possibly even be said for baby showers as long as it doesn't interfere with a home game or something. Now the question is birthday parties. I'm pretty sure G's is going to be low key with family and a couple of friends.

-Ol WCC, I'm glad to see the love bug has hit ya. Let me know if you need ring advice. I'm not just saying this to nag you. I have a good contact for you.

-I'll be glad to see the BBdK's tomorrow. It's been a while.

 

[BernieSadori]

Locklear's daughter is but unfortunately for her she got daddy's face. Mom will always be better looking.

A fire hot chick with a dudes face.

Got it.

 

[anthonys735]

Supposed to get 2.5 more inches overnight, which is why I told Wodie to take unders this morning before anyone teed off and then he takes the credit for it. Typical.

I dunno. 80 players out and on 9 under right now. She's still playing pretty tough.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Supposed to get 2.5 more inches overnight, which is why I told Wodie to take unders this morning before anyone teed off and then he takes the credit for it. Typical.

Lol. Yep, me watching 50 hours of US Open Coverage this week so far had nothing to do with it -- they've only talked about it all week long.

The only gambol advice you are good for is losing horses -- you're definitely my guy for that.

 

[krazykats]

Cavs -2 tonight right? Seems like a no brainer.

 

[paintrain_cat]

http://www.si.com/vault/2013/04/01/106303842/the-best-player-you-never-saw

Cool story I've never heard about before, just read it yesterday.

 

[UK_Dallas]

The afternoon tee time guys aren't going to be very ha

A fire hot chick with a dudes face.

Got it.

It's not a bad face. Just not as good looking as mom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...shoot-parades-enviable-bikini-bod-Malibu.html

 

[B.B.d.K.]

19 of the last 20 PGA events have been delayed by weather.

 

[drxman1]

I mean, no she's not AS pretty as her mom...but good grief.

 

[wcc31]

http://www.si.com/vault/2013/04/01/106303842/the-best-player-you-never-saw

Cool story I've never heard about before, just read it yesterday.

Great piece. Thanks for the link.

 

[catlanta33]

Yeah, what a tragedy.

 

[CoolCat45]

Chief is gonna take a hard pass on that.

 

[anthonys735]

http://www.si.com/vault/2013/04/01/106303842/the-best-player-you-never-saw

Cool story I've never heard about before, just read it yesterday.

Nice share. Great read.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Typical GYERO.

 

[UKRob 73]

Bonz just needs to ride this out. By all accounts he's doing really well with his job, has a nice Bach pad, gets to travel to cool areas for work.. Marcus stay single & enjoy all of her perks.

He told me the other day that he is doing so well, that he doesn't stick needles in his ass anymore, he has someone he pays to do it for him. Said he has over 200 pairs of Zumba workout pants now also. Pretty much living his dream.

 

[UKRob 73]

Video of dwillis getting arrested. Looks like a case of overbearing cops messing with a kid trying to sleep to me.


http://kentucky.247sports.com/Bolt/...16_111736_Kentucky Wildcats&utm_content=Image

 

[Crankdatmustard]

We know too well the old cliché, “a win-win situation.”

We’re going to tweak that a bit and tag Nucleus’s big announcement today as a “sort of win-mostly lose” situation for Louisville.

At the big ribbon-cutting ceremony this morning, University of Louisville officials announced the high-end senior-living company Atria will be the main tenant for the new $20 million Nucleus building at Market and Floyd streets.

http://insiderlouisville.com/business/big-nucleus-mystery-tenant-atria-four-blocks-away/

 

[catlanta33]

Did a product training for a Senior Living facility last week. I'm walking to the first unit and pass the Wii Room. Apparently, and this is just awesome, but there are regional and national Wii competitions within the SL circuit. This particular facility has the reigning regional Wii bowling champ. It looks like a frat house minus the bongs and boozes. They talk shit, they're laughing hysterical and they're competitive as all get out.

The other awesome part of this job, other than my product being well-received and a proverbial home run to our security-minded clients such as these fine folks, is how f'ing happy most of these folks are.

Morning sir, how are you?

I'm great, I woke up today.

That said, Atria, from my visits to a couple of their properties is where you send your parents/grandparents if you hate them. Brookdale, OTOH, is a world-class 5 star resort.

 

[Mossip]

Morning sir, how are you?

I'm great, I woke up today.

That's awesome. I'm also a big fan of this one:

If I was any better, I'd be you.




And here are the ones I hate, commonly heard from the office's resident complainer:

Just another day in paradise...

Just living the dream...

 

[Century Cat]

The Daily Mail always cracks me up at its poetic, flowery descriptions of a chick on a photo shoot. Almost sounds like Richie is writing the captions.

ample . . . sizzled . . . frolicked . . . pranced . . . cheeky . . . eye-popping . . . bombshell . . . pert . . . busty . . . enviable physique . . . slithered . . . smouldered . . . svelte . . .

The Brits, man.

 

[catlanta33]

That's awesome. I'm also a big fan of this one:

If I was any better, I'd be you.

What really put things in perspective, because the man looked like he was ready to go play 18 was me asking him if he was going out to play. Nope, he's got 3 doctor appts, a plethora of ailments but as happy as mofo can be under those circumstances.

 

[buckethead1978]

This is another great SI read. Right up Strokin_Jagoffs alley

Higher Education: Perry Reese Story

 

[wcc31]

Have always appreciated the old "How's life in the fast lane?" greeting.

 

[CoolCat45]

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Ouch, Bryson. From -3 and now looking at back 2 back doubles...or worse.

 

[wcc31]

Ouch, Bryson. From -3 and now looking at back 2 back doubles...or worse.

Not this first name shit. smh

 

[anthonys735]

Yes, wodie. Please use DeChambeau from now on.

 

[catlanta33]

684 par 5 playing into the wind over 700 yards.

 

[Crankdatmustard]

Barber recommendations in River City?

 

[anthonys735]

684 par 5 playing into the wind over 700 yards.

4 shots for me if I keep it in the fairway.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Into the wind . I'd give the average golfer(90+) very little chance to get on the green in 4 in those conditions.