D-League

[UK82]

What a crappy first half full of mistakes. Unimpressive. Team looking ahead to the Gators.

Come on, Cats!

They better not overlook South Carolina next week before the Gators.

 

[warrior-cat]

What a crappy first half full of mistakes. Unimpressive. Team looking ahead to the Gators.

Come on, Cats!

That was my thought as well.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Darn it come on Cats!!

 

[warrior-cat]

We are just shooting ourselves in the foot. Discipline is bad.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

We are starting the second half crappy

 

[Girthang]

Stoops is gonna stroke out

Beautiful delayed soft blitz that did nothing except leave the first down for the wide open receiver. Followed by a twelve yard run... maybe we SHOULD put in the 2nd team.

Maybe THEY want to play football

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Mocs are driving down the field.

 

[warrior-cat]

Too busy trying to take the ball away instead of hitting for tackle.

 

[Girthang]

The only ones stopping the Mocs are the Mocs

 

[BBUK]

OK, good deal. I might stop by for breakfast. Then I might come by for lunch. Prolly have supper there too. Thank you so much Bert! I'm a fan!

I ought to bring you a gift for your unwavering hospitality. LOL

I can't have a bourbon collection like you because I drink it as soon as it gets to my lair.

Ya drink too much....

 

[Girthang]

We are the new "Not Ready For Prime Time Players"

 

[warrior-cat]

The only ones stopping the Mocs are the Mocs

Other than that, they are mocking us.

 

[BBUK]

Probably liquid nitrogen dewar. May have have that done with some skin tags and other such.

Yeah, would be nice to know when people are doing such procedures and tests... lol. Speaking of tests you didn't know were being done...

My buddy told me a story about when he was in college. True story (but I may be recalling it wrong) from what I remember and the article from the school newspaper. Weird story, too.

He was living off of his pizza delivery job while going to undergrad and waiting on financial aid. All he could eat was pizza, since he got a free lg pizza every time he worked. Ate so much he got a yeast infection. Went into the school health dept to get a refill on meds his personal doctor gave him previously, since the school nurse wanted to make him get an STD test (if you don't know how fun that is, maybe google it) before she'd fill it the first time.

This nurse ratchet type once again makes him see her before she'll fill the prescription. He goes into the exam room and she tells him the test (which he wouldn't let her perform) came back positive for an STD! He went off on her and left with his prescription.

On the way out he runs into a friend who's not feeling well and there to get an antibiotic because she thinks she has strep. She calls him later and tells him this long story... Nurse Ratchet it turns out mixed up her test with someone else's and screwed up her life for a while. She went in for a step test result and was told she was pregnant (and a whore among other things). After calling her boyfriend, friends, and family she gets a call as well. The girl who went in for the pregnancy test called to tell her they must have switched the tests. She's the one who's pregnant.

He tells her what happened to him with the phantom test. She decides to sue the university and the health services "head" nurse. Asks if she can use his story and if he will testify against her which he agrees to.

Then he sees this article come out later... Turns out she had been forcing people to get STD tests for years for no reason, calling almost all of them whores and sluts during their exams and results appointments, and they were all coming back positive regardless of circumstance (in his case without a test being done). Psycho Nurse got canned before it ever went to a trial and the story was in the school paper.

.... got to get back to work. That was too long

Ya type too much...

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Well come on offense.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

14-13 COME ON CATS. YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT BUT YOU ARE IN A BALL GAME

 

[BBUK]

I eat too much...

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Our punter is getting a work out.

 

[warrior-cat]

They are mixing it up and it looks as if our defense is confused as to what is coming. Plus, our guys are bigger (D line) and theirs being smaller is out maneuvering our guys.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Mocs are driving again.

 

[UK82]

Guys this is pathetic.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Robinson is not a punt returner.

 

[UK82]

Does anybody ever use a fair catch on punts anymore?

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Dang it Cats. 😡😡😡

 

[UK82]

Levis is not having a good day to say the least.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

I will take a one point victory and call it a day. This is pathetic football

 

[warrior-cat]

I am getting this creeping feeling here. Unless we show some intensity, we will lose this game. The Mocs are fired up and are moving with a purpose all over the field. We looked confused on both sides of the ball.

 

[warrior-cat]

I will take a one point victory and call it a day. This is pathetic football

We will not win this one with 14 points. These guys are moving the ball and will at least score again whether is be 3 or 7. We have to answer ourselves.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

And just like that they run over 30 yards. We are on the ropes and the Mocs are not afraid. .

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

16-14😡😡

 

[Sawnee Cat]

And the Mocs take the lead.

 

[UK82]

OK offense, let's shake off the dust and put together a drive.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

1st down😁

 

[warrior-cat]

When we do catch a kickoff we generally catch it at the goal line instead of letting it go in and we have not yet today got passed 22 yard line.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

A break. Take advantage!!!

 

[warrior-cat]

Dangerous pass.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Touchdown!!!!!

 

[warrior-cat]

Smoke is slow today. He is a speed runner and should get the ball sooner.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Back in the lead. Now play ball

 

[Girthang]

Turned it off a while back. What's the score?

 

[warrior-cat]