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Good morning! I was at WTC in the previous March. Me and a guy from work in PA decided to bounce over to NYC and ride to the top of WTC. We got there and they wanted $15 for me to ride an elevator to the top. Wish I would have paid the fee looking back.
The morning of the attack I was playing golf at a country club in Valdosta GA. We had just made our way to the 10th tee when I saw a blue suv speeding across the golf course. We just stood and watched and wondered what this nut was up to. It was a female and she slid to a stop right next to the tee box and started shouting that we were under attack and they had blown up the WTC, the Pentagon, and the White House!
Then she sped off. We thought she was just a regular nut and continued on with the back nine. We noticed after a hole or two that we were the only two people on the course. Everyone was in the clubhouse when we got there and the first thing I saw coming through the door was the first WTC building fall. I looked at dude and said "nothing will ever be the same".
If I were in charge there would be 2 buildings there right now that look just like all the pictures. The thing to do was rebuild and tell those animals that they can't shake us. What did we do?
Our government told us this happened because the terrorists hated our freedom. What was our governments response? The "Patriot Act" which immediately curtailed a huge swath of our freedom!
The morning of the attack I was playing golf at a country club in Valdosta GA. We had just made our way to the 10th tee when I saw a blue suv speeding across the golf course. We just stood and watched and wondered what this nut was up to. It was a female and she slid to a stop right next to the tee box and started shouting that we were under attack and they had blown up the WTC, the Pentagon, and the White House!
Then she sped off. We thought she was just a regular nut and continued on with the back nine. We noticed after a hole or two that we were the only two people on the course. Everyone was in the clubhouse when we got there and the first thing I saw coming through the door was the first WTC building fall. I looked at dude and said "nothing will ever be the same".
If I were in charge there would be 2 buildings there right now that look just like all the pictures. The thing to do was rebuild and tell those animals that they can't shake us. What did we do?
Our government told us this happened because the terrorists hated our freedom. What was our governments response? The "Patriot Act" which immediately curtailed a huge swath of our freedom!
I wear briefs when I go out and people usually point. Have not quite figured out why.
Black face could get you in trouble these days.Many, many thanks. You and JohnBlue did a heckuva lot. Believe or not, that's the first I've spoken on the phone with Donfather in five years. Thanks, @bertfan31 . Years ago, I'd fly or drive in, and grab the MARTA for a visit.
Here we are back during November, 2016 in late-night Catlanta.
Get behind it? Dirty old man. Heh, heh, heh.
On Saturday September 8, 2001, I was in New York with my wife and daughter. It was a beautiful clear day and we were passing by the Empire State Building. I asked my daughter if she had ever been to the top of the building and she said no. My wife had been several times so she said if we wanted to go up to do so but she would rather shop. So I took my daughter up. One of the better views from up there was the Statute of Liberty in the harbor and at that time the Twin Towers in Lower Manhattan. You could get all of them in a photo.
As we looked in that direction I told my daughter to take a picture. She said dad I only have a couple of shots left on my camera and I don't want to waste them. I said TAKE THE PICTURE and I offered to buy her some film once we get back down. She did and three days later it was gone for eternity. Never to return. You just never know.
When I go out people turn their heads away and say, "Hey old man, why don't you at least put on some briefs!"
Try putting the banana in the front instead of the back. Trust me on this.
I tried that and the first woman I ran across called me a liar.
Great movie. Love the amp that goes up to 11.
Many, many thanks. You and JohnBlue did a heckuva lot. Believe or not, that's the first I've spoken on the phone with Donfather in five years. Thanks, @bertfan31 . Years ago, I'd fly or drive in, and grab the MARTA for a visit.
Here we are back during November, 2016 in late-night Catlanta.
No way you guys would be out past 7PM five years later.
Ever have a situation like Tom had with Mamie?
'AGEING Hollywood bombshell Mamie Van Doren says she slept with Tom Jones - and then deflated the singing superstar's reputation as a man of parts.
The voluptuous 1960s sexpot revealed that his privates were unusual - only a size "four".
Mamie believes he stuffed his pants to make himself look like a man of parts.
"I was working at the Latin Quarter in New York when Tom called and asked if I'd like to go out. It was the perfect combination, the sexy blonde who was too hot for TV and the sexy Welshman who was too. I said yes.
"I began to think about that bulge. It spoke volumes to me, as I'm sure it did to his other female fans, of the treasures that must lie beneath
"Tom took that bulge into the bathroom to get undressed, but when he came out it was gone.
Tom was not sporting a slugger, alas, but a rather unimpressive swatter.
"I didn't whip out a tape measure, but it must have been four or so. I made the best of it that I could.'
This is exactly the reason I only keep a metric tape measure in my bedroom.
Hmmm. 104.6 mm, eh? Not bad.
Another good one with some of the same guys is Best In Show. Just as hilarious.
Ohio State going down at home to Oregon. Didn’t see that coming.
Watching last weeks game with the sound off and listening to the pregame on 630 WLAP. I'm ready for this game!
A few things:
- We were due to leave on a vacation to France the next day. Obviously didn't happen & finally went two years later. Hotels in France were very accommodating in letting us cancel reservations at last minute.
- We made the point to visit NYC in November to support them. WTC site was still smoking when we got within a few blocks - all you could do. Also could see the smoke from sightseeing boat around Manhattan. The day we were coming back was the day the next plane went down by accident from JFK and crashed into Queens. We supposedly had flight out of Newark & knew that would be delayed for hours. So we got a rental car & made connections home from Allentown of all places.
I've seen Best In Show at least a dozen times. A Mighty Wind is another movie with the same cast but it was just mediocre IMO.
I agree. If I hadn't been familiar with the cast and their previous work I may have liked it more. I felt let down. Have you seen Waiting For Guffman or For Your Consideration?
I have the Waiting For Guffman DVD but haven't watched it yet. Haven't heard of For Your Consideration.
Any normal man should never own/keep a tape measure. Just opening up yourself to disclosures. Or so I’ve heard.
That's classic! Never heard that story.
Speaking of large uh... members. John Dillinger's is one of the most famous but it's also a myth. His manhood is not preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in the Smithsonian and there's also no proof that he was abnormally large. Ahh the things we learn about in this thread. Important stuff to pass down to future generations.
My doctor nephew goes elk hunting every year in Idaho with a med school buddy of his. Always goes the first week of September or thereabouts. In 2001 it took him a couple of days to get home due to the cancelled flights, etc after 9-11. He got a good size elk...and as I recall it took him a month or more to get the meat. Didn't take that long for the butcher to process it out there...but all the delays, regulations, etc to fly it in.
Remember an article I read years ago about Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, and John Ireland back in the day in Hollywood. Guess they were well known for being...cough, cough...well endowed.
Another nugget I can take with me to my grave. Milton Berle? Would not of guessed that one.
Same entourage in both.
Look guys, Milton Berle et al do not deserve your admiration, but rather your sympathy. It's actually a curse. Oh well, chalk it up as another first world problem I have to deal with.
I want to see Don, Rooster, and Ben on here during this game!
Wan'Dale! Gonna be fun with him here.
CROD! Thanks, Wan'Dale!
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