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[UK82]

Another good one with some of the same guys is Best In Show. Just as hilarious.

I've seen Best In Show at least a dozen times. A Mighty Wind is another movie with the same cast but it was just mediocre IMO.

 

[bertfan31]

I've seen Best In Show at least a dozen times. A Mighty Wind is another movie with the same cast but it was just mediocre IMO.

I agree. If I hadn't been familiar with the cast and their previous work I may have liked it more. I felt let down. Have you seen Waiting For Guffman or For Your Consideration?

 

[UK82]

I agree. If I hadn't been familiar with the cast and their previous work I may have liked it more. I felt let down. Have you seen Waiting For Guffman or For Your Consideration?

I have the Waiting For Guffman DVD but haven't watched it yet. Haven't heard of For Your Consideration.

 

[Backer cutter]

Ever have a situation like Tom had with Mamie?


'AGEING Hollywood bombshell Mamie Van Doren says she slept with Tom Jones - and then deflated the singing superstar's reputation as a man of parts.

The voluptuous 1960s sexpot revealed that his privates were unusual - only a size "four".

Mamie believes he stuffed his pants to make himself look like a man of parts.
"I was working at the Latin Quarter in New York when Tom called and asked if I'd like to go out. It was the perfect combination, the sexy blonde who was too hot for TV and the sexy Welshman who was too. I said yes.

"I began to think about that bulge. It spoke volumes to me, as I'm sure it did to his other female fans, of the treasures that must lie beneath

"Tom took that bulge into the bathroom to get undressed, but when he came out it was gone.

Tom was not sporting a slugger, alas, but a rather unimpressive swatter.

"I didn't whip out a tape measure, but it must have been four or so. I made the best of it that I could.'

Any normal man should never own/keep a tape measure. Just opening up yourself to disclosures. Or so I’ve heard.

 

[UK82]

Ever have a situation like Tom had with Mamie?


'AGEING Hollywood bombshell Mamie Van Doren says she slept with Tom Jones - and then deflated the singing superstar's reputation as a man of parts.

The voluptuous 1960s sexpot revealed that his privates were unusual - only a size "four".

Mamie believes he stuffed his pants to make himself look like a man of parts.
"I was working at the Latin Quarter in New York when Tom called and asked if I'd like to go out. It was the perfect combination, the sexy blonde who was too hot for TV and the sexy Welshman who was too. I said yes.

"I began to think about that bulge. It spoke volumes to me, as I'm sure it did to his other female fans, of the treasures that must lie beneath

"Tom took that bulge into the bathroom to get undressed, but when he came out it was gone.

Tom was not sporting a slugger, alas, but a rather unimpressive swatter.

"I didn't whip out a tape measure, but it must have been four or so. I made the best of it that I could.'

That's classic! Never heard that story.

Speaking of large uh... members. John Dillinger's is one of the most famous but it's also a myth. His manhood is not preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in the Smithsonian and there's also no proof that he was abnormally large. Ahh the things we learn about in this thread. Important stuff to pass down to future generations.

 

[OHIO COLONEL]

9-11 was a tough day

My doctor nephew goes elk hunting every year in Idaho with a med school buddy of his. Always goes the first week of September or thereabouts. In 2001 it took him a couple of days to get home due to the cancelled flights, etc after 9-11. He got a good size elk...and as I recall it took him a month or more to get the meat. Didn't take that long for the butcher to process it out there...but all the delays, regulations, etc to fly it in.

 

[OHIO COLONEL]

That's classic! Never heard that story.

Speaking of large uh... members. John Dillinger's is one of the most famous but it's also a myth. His manhood is not preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in the Smithsonian and there's also no proof that he was abnormally large. Ahh the things we learn about in this thread. Important stuff to pass down to future generations.

Remember an article I read years ago about Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, and John Ireland back in the day in Hollywood. Guess they were well known for being...cough, cough...well endowed.

 

[UK82]

Remember an article I read years ago about Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, and John Ireland back in the day in Hollywood. Guess they were well known for being...cough, cough...well endowed.

Another nugget I can take with me to my grave. Milton Berle? Would not of guessed that one.

 

[bertfan31]

I have the Waiting For Guffman DVD but haven't watched it yet. Haven't heard of For Your Consideration.

Same entourage in both.

Look guys, Milton Berle et al do not deserve your admiration, but rather your sympathy. It's actually a curse. Oh well, chalk it up as another first world problem I have to deal with.

 

[bertfan31]

I want to see Don, Rooster, and Ben on here during this game!

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Here we go

 

[bertfan31]

Wan'Dale! Gonna be fun with him here.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

ROBINSON

 

[bertfan31]

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY!!!

 

[Sawnee Cat]

OK Rooster do your thing

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Nice start Cats!

 

[_Rooster]

 

[AustinTXCat]

CROD! Thanks, Wan'Dale!

Go Cats!

 

[AustinTXCat]

I want to see Don, Rooster, and Ben on here during this game!

Me too.

 

[bertfan31]

Wide receiver with a 65 yard run and running back for the TD pass. Sounds good to me.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Lets go defense.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

3 and 8

 

[Sawnee Cat]

How about that run by Levis.

 

[bertfan31]

Should have been a flag for dude picking up Robinson and slamming him down after the whistle.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Touchdown!!

 

[bertfan31]

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY!!!

 

[_Rooster]

 

[AustinTXCat]

Touchdown CROD!

Go Cats!

 

[Sawnee Cat]

I LOVE IT

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Come on Defense!

 

[UK82]

I want to see Don, Rooster, and Ben on here during this game!I

Ol eville too. Enjoyable game so far. Dam n pass interference as I type.

 

[bertfan31]

touchdown mizzou

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Way to go Defense!

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Good stop defense, now let's get the momentum back.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Wow!!!!

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Touchdown!!!

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Nice answer Cats. 21-7

 

[_Rooster]

21 - 7

 

[UK_fan_41102]

Touchdown UK! It's nice seeing the Cats run a modern offense.

 

[AustinTXCat]

TD Levis! Thanks again, Wan'Dale!

Go Cats!