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That's one big puss tommy...I just had to do it..
Look for it to be above normal till October.
This happened to me this morning at the bagel shop.
I was waiting on my order and a lady asked "Are you a police officer?" I said "No I'm not ......... I'm a bail bondsman." She said "I don't know what that is."I get people out of jail." She said "Oh, the gun." I said "No, I don't get them out with a gun."
She then asked "Is that your gun?" I was a little taken aback by the question and pointed to the cashier. "No, it belongs to him." I said.
She then said "Well, it was pointing at me, and I don't know anything about guns."
I then asked her "Why do you live in Johns Creek?" She said "I just moved here." I asked "Are you a liberal?" She said "I have been thinking about learning how to shoot." I said "That would be a good thing for you to do."
Was that weird enough for you?
I was waiting on my order and a lady asked "Are you a police officer?" I said "No I'm not ......... I'm a bail bondsman." She said "I don't know what that is."I get people out of jail." She said "Oh, the gun." I said "No, I don't get them out with a gun."
She then asked "Is that your gun?" I was a little taken aback by the question and pointed to the cashier. "No, it belongs to him." I said.
She then said "Well, it was pointing at me, and I don't know anything about guns."
I then asked her "Why do you live in Johns Creek?" She said "I just moved here." I asked "Are you a liberal?" She said "I have been thinking about learning how to shoot." I said "That would be a good thing for you to do."
Was that weird enough for you?
Probably should have winged her just to be sure.
Guess a number between 1 and 100 Don.
Nope, I put the number most often picked in another thread earlier before i asked the question. Many people will choose the number I picked.
The band name "Blue Oyster Cult" is an anagram for a certain drink. What is the name of the drink?
it's a Maine Coon - so pretty
HUGE cat though
oh no doubt -
it's a beautiful cat, but they (according to articles I've read) tend to be a little more feral than your average house cat
Ok, guess I'll have one too.
That is the goal of coon hunting. My uncles had that figured in long before they got the coon dogs!
![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
2. Maine Coon
The Maine Coon is the largest domestic cat breed that does not have a recent ancestral relationship to wild cats in the way that the Savannah cat does. They are personable and friendly without being overly demanding, and can weigh from 10-15lb for females and 15-25lb for males. They are also very long and tall!
Ours is a small one evidently.
The Maine Coon is the largest domestic cat breed that does not have a recent ancestral relationship to wild cats in the way that the Savannah cat does. They are personable and friendly without being overly demanding, and can weigh from 10-15lb for females and 15-25lb for males. They are also very long and tall!
Ours is a small one evidently.
A picture of Don after two cups of Dark Magic.
Plus he shaved just before he drank the Dark Magic. He is off to bail bond heaven.
Here is one that will bomb even faster:
Who was President Zachary Taylor's son in law.
Hint:
His son in law is held in very low esteem now a day thanks to the bastards now in charge of political correct thinking.
Hint: here is the answer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Knox_Taylor
More trivia: President Taylor is my third cousin.
we had a cat years ago that we realized - after the fact - must have been a large part Maine Coon. Before he died, Taz-cat weighed 23 lbs, and he wasn't fat.
well CRAP.
One of my favorites, too - this one really upsets me
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/gene-wilder-dead-dies-willie-wonka-young-frankenstein-1201846745/
One of my favorites, too - this one really upsets me
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/gene-wilder-dead-dies-willie-wonka-young-frankenstein-1201846745/
Hell yes. candy ass weak coffee drinkers up theirs!
Gordon Lightfoot.
Great writer and singer.
Edit: I read the posts in sequence. Sorry but I was very late in the discussion. I have ever damned song that Gordon ever did. I lov ethe man.
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Technician outside installing Direct TV dish, will be cutting Comcast cable ASAP once it's live. (But will have to keep Comcast internet as it's about 10,000 faster.) Looking forward to lower cell phone bills for the kids, better TV programming and telling Comcast to kiss my ass. Worst customer service and racket I've ever had to tolerate.
As I poured my coffee out of the press, I noticed the clock on the stove said 4:20. I think I might make it a habit to have a cup each day at that time. Just seems like a time that something should happen each day. Like the Brits with their afternoon tea.
No, but that was an excellent answer Burt, well within the given parameters.
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I hear 4:20 is pretty good
This morning I had Kenyan AA coffee. This afternoon it is Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.
Jefferson Davis. I learned that last week when there was a thread about who should be on KY's Mt. Rushmore. I looked up Davis to confirm that he was born in KY and read a lot of the wiki page about him.
you get the next question
My wife and I both like the African coffees. She bought this one and I'll probably be in trouble for opening it. If I look a little harder she probably has another bag of another kind open that I should have looked for.
SMH...wish I could come across something like this..
"There’s a reason why Ethiopian Yirgacheffe consistently ranks among the best coffee in the world, and certainly the among the best in Ethiopia itself.
Origin of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe Coffee
Yirgacheffe (also spelled Yirgachefe, Yergacheffe, or Yerga Chefe) is a micro-region within the much larger region of Sidama (or Sidomo) in southern Ethiopia. It is widely considered the birthplace of coffee."
I didn't know this.
Origin of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe Coffee
Yirgacheffe (also spelled Yirgachefe, Yergacheffe, or Yerga Chefe) is a micro-region within the much larger region of Sidama (or Sidomo) in southern Ethiopia. It is widely considered the birthplace of coffee."
I didn't know this.
I have no idea. I love their songs, but I can't answer the question.
you know, I've never gotten to try thoseMy wife and I both like the African coffees. She bought this one and I'll probably be in trouble for opening it. If I look a little harder she probably has another bag of another kind open that I should have looked for.
do you all order them, like Don's Dark magic?
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