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- Thread starter Wildcat Droppings
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Wife haf to rescue me. I am crazy effed up. She is on the way. I am currently under a bridge. No shit.
BE CAREFUL AND SAFE!
Now, time to get down to serious bidness...................
with coffee.
with coffee.
And I'd guess that you're in no mood for Gary Larson cartoons.
Back home drying out. Old lady rescued me. Crashed my bike in the rain. Damn, what an adventure.
Old boy helped me up after the crash. I am okay. Still drunk as hell. Geez, gotta slow down.
Life is good. Need a beer.
Life is good. Need a beer.
Cut the hell out of my leg when I crashed the bike. Damn! Getting old.
... in a van down by the river.
Getting ready to roll through a couple of these
Clear case of BUI.
Yup, got lucky with Austin APD. Gawd, my ass got effed up.
That's what I was thinking. I'm not a cop, but my wife works in a law office. I used to watch Matlock as well.
Banged my noggin too. I am getting too old for this kinda stuff. Hey, Chief, you know how it goes with us old Middlesboro boys.
If you had not landed on your head you could have really gotten hurt.
I have a vision of you trying to slalom that bike down the Kangshun Face of Everest.......only a 10,000' drop
Called my daughter in Middlesboro shortly ago. New name of the baby is Reagan, or something similar.
Meanwhile, old grandpa still out raising hell.
Meanwhile, old grandpa still out raising hell.
Told my wife to look out a window while she was up and see if it was raining. She opened the front door and turned the porch light on, the she says "you better get your raccoon ass off the front porch". ![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
Then she said one of the cats took off chasing the coon. I want a federal grant to help out with our animal sanctuary.
Then she said one of the cats took off chasing the coon. I want a federal grant to help out with our animal sanctuary.
Told my wife to look out a window while she was up and see if it was raining. She opened the front door and turned the porch light on, the she says "you better get your raccoon ass off the front porch".
evening D
or, should be good mornin
just got home - ATC inspired me a bit tonight; went out with the girls, and well......
anyway, home safe, feeling sleepy
speaking of ATC - life was really good to our friend today
hope all are well
or, should be good mornin
just got home - ATC inspired me a bit tonight; went out with the girls, and well......
anyway, home safe, feeling sleepy
speaking of ATC - life was really good to our friend today
hope all are well
I've been up for about a half hour now. I don't know why.
Morning D. Greetings from the shanty.
More coffee.....................
More coffee.....................
Mornin D
headed to church here shortly, then home to change clothes. Have the granddaughter's 2nd birthday party today.
Any ideas for dinner tonight?
headed to church here shortly, then home to change clothes. Have the granddaughter's 2nd birthday party today.
Any ideas for dinner tonight?
What was the old name of the baby?
He's lucky that coon didn't bite the ship out of him.
They should have locker rooms at church so you don't have to go home to change out of your Sundays best when you have something to do afterward.
Well, heck, my left knee dislocated yesterday. The thing now is swollen and stiff. Just too doggone drunk to realize it at the time. I believe that happened when I fell off a hill while trying to walk my bike up it in the rain. Man, I'm lucky I wasn't killed yesterday.
ooooh I like it; will mention that to Deke today
![[eyeroll]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/rolleye/rolleye0011.r191677.gif "Eye roll [eyeroll]")
such a funny guy
Oh, before I forget, Happy National Spumoni Day.
Austin, you need a drinking coach, seriously. You need to calm down. You can't get drunk like that unless you are at home.
I think Austin drinks just fine. He seemed to do a good job of it yesterday. No coach needed, but if you insist, I volunteer.
