Oh, you didn't make that clear. Sorry for the confusion.
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Oh, you didn't make that clear. Sorry for the confusion.
The best thing to do is to eat a couple of beef enchiladas beforehand, get in the room with the docs, cut a booming fart that turns the paint on the walls and challenge the docs to do better. You'll gain their respect immediately.
I have the template that you hold up to the names. It repeats blame the commies.
A belated good luck. Hope it went well.
Good morning from ATX, Big-D. Currently 58°F and clear.
Hope y'all have a good one.
Hope y'all have a good one.
Morning DL donkeys from south central KY. Clear. Cool. 43 degrees. 50% chance of rain today.
I picked up another yard, so 5 to mow. Plan to mow 2 tomorrow and 3 Friday. Gotta keep Saturday open for cleaning vehicles and golfing.
Have a good and safe day all.
I picked up another yard, so 5 to mow. Plan to mow 2 tomorrow and 3 Friday. Gotta keep Saturday open for cleaning vehicles and golfing.
Have a good and safe day all.
@Kaizer Sosay
Wahhhhh. I'm in Europe. Playing basketball... Wahhhh!!! And they gave me warm club soda... Booohoooo!!! Wahh.
I'd chug warm piss like Bear Gryls to be in Europe right now.
Pussy.
Hahahahahaha
Good morning everyone. Been awhile since I've been on here. Hope you all have been doing good.
Good evening from the Maldives fellow D-leaguers. Honeymoon about to be over. Back to reality now.
Morning D. Salutations from the shanty.
More coffee......................
More coffee......................
Teacher Appreciation week, beyoncés.
Yesterday
7:00: breakfast on my own
8:15: breakfast cart for teacher appreciation. Yeah, I'll have some more.
12:00: Moes brought in for lunch. Gorge myself. Chicken, beef, and beef again on chips.
7:15: New BBQ spot. Wife and I order two meats and 2 sides to split. She doesn't like either meat, so I eat a full order of brisket and half ribs.
Long story short, I gots the meat burps and am about to go murder a toilet bowl.
Appreciate that.
Yesterday
7:00: breakfast on my own
8:15: breakfast cart for teacher appreciation. Yeah, I'll have some more.
12:00: Moes brought in for lunch. Gorge myself. Chicken, beef, and beef again on chips.
7:15: New BBQ spot. Wife and I order two meats and 2 sides to split. She doesn't like either meat, so I eat a full order of brisket and half ribs.
Long story short, I gots the meat burps and am about to go murder a toilet bowl.
Appreciate that.
Also, warm carbonated water? I'll just die, thanks.
Where in the archipelago are you staying? Scuba diving? Maldives is one of my bucket list destinations.
Have a great time!
*passes Funk an e-donut*
You are appreciated.
You are appreciated.
White noise is your friend, my friend. Get a cheap fan , make sure the air flow is pointed away from her and watch her sleep. Radio station static used to work too but there isn't much analog anymore.
Lovely bike ride in this AM.
Hope y'all have a groovy day.
Hope y'all have a groovy day.
- Morning, guys and HB.
- 58°F in Johns Creek. Cool and beautiful. Sunny. VFR. Windy.
- Blood Sugar = 69.
- 2nd mug of Keurig Dark Magic going.
- Mack Jones going.
- Wish I was in a brand new Piper Warrior en route to somewhere,
- Suing that prostitute Powell is a real dumb play.
- Oatmeal & strawberries.
- Why aren't dash cams required standard equipment for all automobiles?
- Over.
It's the little flaws like that that mean the difference between a lucrative career in the NBA making millions, and a career as a PT making ... millions?
In Russia, dash cams are highly recommended when driving if you ever plan on filing an insurance claim.
Watch the video and it's easy to understand why.
I really hate to watch society circling the drain. What an absolute mess.
I'm thinking i may not vote in this next election.
Lord f***** Egg in the houuuuuuuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you will brother, I have faith. Oh, and Dickbutt is gonna be your write-in veep
hahahaha Dickbutt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mav: "Your honor, this stupid, poor is causing me all kinds of problems in my office"
Me: "I agree Mr. Mav. I award Mr. Mav a sum settlement of $3million dollars on account of the plaintiff being a stupid poor".
Jokes needed in the climate change thread. Come one and come all.
^ this douche is still posting here? Jesus.
![[eyeroll]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/rolleye/rolleye0011.r191677.gif "Eye roll [eyeroll]")
Can't wait!
I'm thinking about moving to Dingle.
We need an official name to write in for Willy just so it would raise enough suspicion to get some media attention.
That sure is post worthy. WOOOOO!
I would think you were lek, who is currently banned, but you've spelled "WOOOOO" correctly so I know it's not him.
Hey good news guys - Imodium can get you high. It has trace amounts of opioids and if you take 10x the amount (per Fox News) you get a high that opioid addicts crave. They reportedly really like it. It's only killed 2 people, too.
Think Fox has a business interest here?
Think Fox has a business interest here?
