Lucky bastard. That never happens to me.
Of course if it did happen, I would totally misread it and start hitting on the woman.
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Lucky bastard. That never happens to me.
Of course if it did happen, I would totally misread it and start hitting on the woman.
Was she hot? Did you take it out?
I think I know why I don't get my lunch paid for. I don't eat at places that have drive thrus. That may be my problem.
I used to read GYERO from time to time.
I'm just going to around saying "No, after YOU" to everyone and hope they buy me whatever I want.
"No, after YOU, kind lady."
"Ohhhhh thank you so much for buying this enema for me! I love manners!"
"No, after YOU, kind lady."
"Ohhhhh thank you so much for buying this enema for me! I love manners!"
Meh, she was ok. It was the act of kindness of letting her go in front, something SPEERS wouldnt know anything about. Also, I got a side salad and a tea, so it was like $2. Good for her, and made my day.
I have paid the drive thru 1 x for the person behind me, but every time I go into a place and there is a couple of soldiers I anonymously pay their bill, just something I think is the right thing to do if a person can afford it. The best just happened a few weeks ago, my wife went to eat and was waiting to be seated. An elderly lady was ahead of us but insisted we take the next seat so I bought her meal. She looked around trying to figure out who paid for it..
I read some article about how buying the person behind you's (#grammar) lunch/starbucks/drycleaning/whatever is pretty pointless unless the eventual one that stops the cycle comes along. That person sucks, (present company excluded) but the rest of them that were paying for someone else's really weren't doing anything all that great. It was on some hipster preacher's blog. I guess his point was that everyone who was in that line was already buying something and already had the money for it, so the faux-altruism thing was kind of pointless.
Yeah, I don't get it either. That's why I try to avoid fast food places, the skurbs and their faux altruism.
Acts of kindness gone wrong, imo:
THE MFER WHO STOPS TRAFFIC, DISOBEYS BASIC RULES JUST TO LET A PEDESTRIAN ILLEGALLY CROSS.
I see this every.damn.day. And the mf'er driving thinks they're doing you a big favor. Smh. It's worse if you're on a bike, patiently waiting for your turn to cross - you see there are rules for this stuff, and a pedestrian worth a shit knows when it is safe to cross - and the mf'er stops traffic to hurry your ass along and your frantically trying to get back on the pedals and scurry your ass across traffic even though you were perfectly content waiting for your time to cross. UGH. I'm gonna start just flipping thrr bird. F You. You know the rules. Get on with it. We all know how the roadways work. Let them work! It saves time and energy. TMFS.
THE MFER WHO STOPS TRAFFIC, DISOBEYS BASIC RULES JUST TO LET A PEDESTRIAN ILLEGALLY CROSS.
I see this every.damn.day. And the mf'er driving thinks they're doing you a big favor. Smh. It's worse if you're on a bike, patiently waiting for your turn to cross - you see there are rules for this stuff, and a pedestrian worth a shit knows when it is safe to cross - and the mf'er stops traffic to hurry your ass along and your frantically trying to get back on the pedals and scurry your ass across traffic even though you were perfectly content waiting for your time to cross. UGH. I'm gonna start just flipping thrr bird. F You. You know the rules. Get on with it. We all know how the roadways work. Let them work! It saves time and energy. TMFS.
I think people sometimes do faux-nice shit to make themselves feel better. Not me. F you. I feel great.
Sounds like the hipster preacher has it all figured out. Do you remember his name? I'd like to avoid him just in case he's behind me. FCC.
Thats awesome, and thank you for doing that for the vets. Always love hearing stories like that.
Probably, but that shit made my day. Big fan of random acts of kindness.
I'm sure it was Pastor Zack McKenzie or something. He had a full beard, man-bun, skinny jeans, drank PBR on the Sabbath, grew organic non-GMO host crackers and had posters of Joel Osteen in his office.
anybody got a man bun..or want one?
Do you like them that much, son?
My apologies, I dont know how I got any other impression.
I laughed pretty hard at that dude slapping them bitch ass children.
IM JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE...SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF!...YEAA
The basketball stuff is a good idea. I would make some changes.
1. There needs to be a full spread - apps, dips, sandwiches, meats, casseroles, pies, cakes, and cookies. That's first and foremost. Everything gets better after you roll out a full spread.
2. Basketball will be played leisurely. Or maybe 4-square. Cornhole. Ping pong. Whatever works best for those in attendance.
3. Breaks! Lots of em. Food breaks, smoke breaks, bathroom breaks, etc.
4. Safety! Spears, our resident health nut, will be there taking blood pressure readings and administering Narcan if someone OD's.
5. NO HEROIN ON THE COURTS. Don't need nobody dying on the courts. Take that shit to the bleachers.
6. Female titties welcomed.
7. Good tunes.
That's it.
IM JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE...SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF!...YEAA
The basketball stuff is a good idea. I would make some changes.
1. There needs to be a full spread - apps, dips, sandwiches, meats, casseroles, pies, cakes, and cookies. That's first and foremost. Everything gets better after you roll out a full spread.
2. Basketball will be played leisurely. Or maybe 4-square. Cornhole. Ping pong. Whatever works best for those in attendance.
3. Breaks! Lots of em. Food breaks, smoke breaks, bathroom breaks, etc.
4. Safety! Spears, our resident health nut, will be there taking blood pressure readings and administering Narcan if someone OD's.
5. NO HEROIN ON THE COURTS. Don't need nobody dying on the courts. Take that shit to the bleachers.
6. Female titties welcomed.
7. Good tunes.
That's it.
In Soviet Russia, Dead horse beats YOU!!
That's genuine nice shit. Food is always love, imo.
I would almost, but my lungs don't run good. I mean, they might. What I'm saying is I am not willing to exert that much effort.
I would rather have a d league doggy party, tbh.
I would rather have a d league doggy party, tbh.
Uhm, we've had a galaga tournament scheduled for 5 years.
I ain't gonna drive 550 miles to play pick up basketball. I will, however, drive 550 miles to hang out, drink beers, watch dogs & titties, and eat some grilled meat.
Come'on down to Flawida. We'll make that happen
And let me know a few months out when you're gonna be in Orlando and I'll try to join ya. For example, I may return around 4th of July weekend this year.
Austin- we're gonna uncle sammit this year! Joooooolye forth!!!!!
I'm down with beer, food and all that entails. BB days are over. Unless it's like Midwest HS girls where offense stays on one end and the D the other. And also where I can pretty much stay in a 3 foot radius. And where I can keep a chair on the court. And where I can eat chicken wings during the game.
We'll go to winghouse for the wings, screw the bball court.
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