Arkansas joke thread

[FurdTerguson]

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?

Nice tooth.

 

[FurdTerguson]

What was Arkansas's original name?

Arankass

 

[BluPappi81]

My girlfriend whispered in my ear “Kiss me where it stinks”

So I drove her to Fayetteville.

 

[YardCat]

I meet a girl from Arkansas and we fell in love, when I told my parents we were getting married and that she was a virgin. My dad said the wedding is off, he then stated “if she isn’t good enough for her own family then she wasn’t good enough for our family”. Don’t know if that’s bad for them or us?

 

[RunninRichie]

Not sure we can make tooth jokes...

 

[catben]

 

[jameslee32]

 

[katwest]

This dude just got killed in a car wreck two days ago! Herbert Coward, one of the few Deliverance actors that were still living.

 

[rick64]

You know why Jesus wasn’t born in Arkansas?

Couldn’t find a virgin or three wise men. 😉😆

 

[UKAlum84]

If musselman takes his shirt off after a win...thats all I need to know.