What's the best lick you've ever hit?

[funKYcat75]

He looks pretty bad ass.

 

[ThroughBlue]

You summed it up perfectly here

You're so full of shit that we now call 'toilets' simply, 'The OP'.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Please keep this thread this is awesome

 

[jamo0001]

btt

 

[Wall2Boogie]

This one time in band camp I stole a guys drums and traded them for crystal meth, best lick I ever hit

 

[argubs2]

@funKYcat75 , have you received any apologetic PMs asking you to take down the pic yet?

 

[funKYcat75]

None yet. He's probably on the phone with his dealer/bookie.

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

Damn...I looked good even in the 6th grade. Amaze myself everyday. See...I have been on this forum for over a decade now. BTT.

 

[KingOfBBN]

How did Funky get this guy's pic? Holy roller..I had no idea that Funky was

Don't eff with Funky.

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

I thought you were busy in Florida at the time?

Ever heard of I-75? Or Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport (CVG)?

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

Probably from one of my previous 29 handles...

 

[Willy4UK]

He looks pretty bad ass.

So that's him? Looks like he could overdose on a cigarette butt.

Wonder if the broad is 18 yet

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

Geez...I never said I beat up Chuck Norris. But I do know mathematics, business, sports wagering, and illegal drugs.

 

[argubs2]

Girl in the picture - her first name starts with an M, doesn't it guru?

Pretty sure I know her.

 

[Willy4UK]

Girl in the picture - her first name starts with an M, doesn't it guru?

Pretty sure I know her.

She 18 yet? That way we can talk about her tits legally.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

When keeping it real goes wrong.

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

I'm keepin' it "100"...

That picture brought back memories...The good ol' days of Shagari, Josh Carrier, Brandon Stockton, etc.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Somebody please tell me that is the ops picture

 

[argubs2]

I'll take that as a yes then.

 

[argubs2]

She 18 yet? That way we can talk about her tits legally.

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

I just told you it was...And yes, she turned 25 in January. That was 2002-2003, 12 years ago...thanks for the memories!

 

[KingOfBBN]

She 18 yet? That way we can talk about her tits legally.

Willy, when are you going to upload an effing pic, man? Getting sick of this default Willy. You're better than that. Make me laugh.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Cornbread Mafia, Guru?

I read ya'.

 

[Willy4UK]

Willy, when are you going to upload an effing pic, man? Getting sick of this default Willy. You're better than that. Make me laugh.

I don't know how to post a new one. Got a few to choose from. BTK Killer, Ted Bundy, Charlie Manson. But I also have some adorable Lesbians. Just need to figure out how to post it. Decisions Heisman, decisions.

 

[funKYcat75]

So you're from Ohio?

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

Yep, John Boehner is MY House Majority Leader. I would never claim Fayette County, KY: Home of Gay Mayor

 

[maverick1]

I just told you it was...And yes, she turned 25 in January. That was 2002-2003, 12 years ago...thanks for the memories!

And thank YOU for the mammaries

 

[Wall2Boogie]

How many times have you been to the clink op?

 

[funKYcat75]

So who is this?

 

[Mashburned]

Is that a gucci kimono or no

 

[DSmith21]

Think of the lick possibilities if you hit that.

 

[Lord_Crow]

Was young and dumb hitting a married woman so hard her wedding pictures hanging on the wall behind the head board were slapping against it, almost like they were applauding my efforts. I was looking right at one of the pictures of them cutting the cake when I unloaded.

 

[maverick1]

More pics of the OP's friend's titties please. TIA.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Was young and dumb hitting a married woman so hard her wedding pictures hanging on the wall behind the head board were slapping against it, almost like they were applauding my efforts. I was looking right at one of the pictures of them cutting the cake when I unloaded.

Props on the story, but I could never knowingly take it that far. I could never nail another dudes wife, to be anyways I would never want that karma coming back on me. To be honest some of my sexual encounters worry me in the sense that I didn't know their whole background and if they were married that would make me sick. How you managed to get off after staring at a wedding picture takes deep concentration I'm sure lol.

 

[Lord_Crow]

At 18 years old and in the military I would have unloaded on a leaf passing by.

 

[maverick1]

Was young and dumb hitting a married woman so hard her wedding pictures hanging on the wall behind the head board were slapping against it, almost like they were applauding my efforts. I was looking right at one of the pictures of them cutting the cake when I unloaded.

That's some big-league cuckolding right there.

 

[Willy4UK]

Is that a gucci kimono or no

That's Gucci, Mane

 

[KingOfBBN]

I actually believe some of this story now after Funky's posts.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Is that a tarp thumbed tacked to cover a fire place in the back ground of the pic where he is trying to look like a broke ass "The Godfather" ? Where did he go ????

 

[BigBlueGuru1990]

You know she would rip my balls off if she knew her picture was online, especially in this setting. And for those wondering, she is still beautiful. That's 6th grade...imagine her development until now.