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What's the best lick you've ever hit?

Mar 21, 2015
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Trust me, I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on various things and substances. Legal or illegal licks...you know, business deals, bets, licks, etc.

Legal: $26,000 parlay from 5Dimes during college football season (2012).

Illegal: 3 pounds of powder cocaine in Hamilton County, Ohio using fake $100 bills.
 
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"Last weekend, I mainlined a mixture of meth and heroin while simultaneously snorting two mega-rails of yayo off of a hooker's tits while on the phone with my bookie putting $50k down on the Mayweather decision win and the "Pacquiao has a shoulder injury" prop bet....100% the time of my life but it's just what I do"

- BigBlueGayru1990
 
The best lick I ever hit was a 380 foot -- measured with a steel measuring tape and verified by a mil spec laser ranger-finder -- on-the-fly (i.e. NO roll) absolute bomb with an original Double-Wall DeMarini and a new Dudley Red Thunder ball c.1996. TMFS you bunch of slap hittin' cocksuckers you.
 
The best lick I ever hit was a 380 foot -- measured with a steel measuring tape and verified by a mil spec laser ranger-finder -- on-the-fly (i.e. NO roll) absolute bomb with an original Double-Wall DeMarini and a new Dudley Red Thunder ball c.1996. TMFS you bunch of slap hittin' cocksuckers you.

Impressive bro.....but do you even lift?
 
A Samoan chick in Savannah,GA in 2013. Of course, her thighs had my torso clamped in a vise-grip so I didn't have much choice! After licking the alphabet, I kinda wish I knew I Mandarin Chinese so I could really reduce her to Jell-O.
 
Vegas early Sept, 1989. Honeymoon. Rolled the dice 17 times in a row. Took $1800 and was happy. Guy working the table told me I could have won a couple hundred thousand if I had known what I was doing.
 
I once stole a tootsie roll pop that took 127 licks to get to the center. I'll never forget, it was 1987 I was 6 years old. I hit that lick harder than the op on the glass pipe. Nowadays, you are lucky if you get one that lasts 48 licks.
 
If you want to find the op just look for the guy with a custom made black leather jacket with the word badass engraved on the back. I think he peaked in high school, with his badass lifestyle.
 
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Let's say for the next few minutes that your story about being a drug addict and all around awful person were true. We'll humor you. What remains is that while you may have kicked the bad habits, you're just as terrible of a person and have shown no growth in your life at all. So congratulations on still being a horrible human, I guess.
 
The op has committed message board suicide by telling us how much of a bad ass he is. Somewhere axl rose is kicking himself for not bringing him into guns and roses. We have all done things were not proud of, but going onto a message board and boasting about it won't gain you notoriety. Justin bieber wants to be your friend on Facebook
 
Legal:

First time going to a casino I won $530. Second time I won $250. Third time $1000. This is all while I was a poor college student.

This was actually the worst thing that could happen to me, as it made me think I was good instead of lucky, and I've given it all back and then some ever since.

Illegal:

We once stole a keg of Michelob from a party at UK. Stolen beer from a rival fraternity is the best tasting beer.
 
Vegas early Sept, 1989. Honeymoon. Rolled the dice 17 times in a row. Took $1800 and was happy. Guy working the table told me I could have won a couple hundred thousand if I had known what I was doing.

This I believe. Beting in Vegas is a whole lot different than at the country club.

Similar experience in same town.
 
So you buy blow with fake money, and nobody ever looked you up ( I mean you did beat them fair and square) ? And you lived to tell about it, and made huge parlay bet and won. The only way this story gets any better was if your bookie was the same guy you "LICKED" for the blow with monopoly money. I truly believe you licked for some blow, I honestly do. I just hope you had on knee pads and did not swallow. So how many "Kilos" was 3 pounds and how much street value did it have then ??
 
So this secret of fake money coke buying has haunted you for years, but you feel as though many years later, telling your "STORY" to complete strangers on a message board will help you over come your bad choices in life ??? Even IF and that is one of the biggest IF'S I have ever typed, is true, you where bragging about being a degenerate loser liar. I call it DLL syndrome, and with you using the term "lick", I am pretty sure you are still suffering from DLL syndrome.
 
I didn't come out ahead, trust me. The cost of the 450 fake bills (2013, he's in jail for counterfeiting) plus sharing with everyone in sight, it went by fast. Do you even know how many pounds are in a kilo? Cooked some up for smoking, free-based a little, but it mostly went up mine and about 15-20 others' noses.
 
It was a quick, smooth transaction. They weren't Monopoly bills, they were high quality $100 bills that smelled like money, etc. We knew who we were dealing with. Like stealing candy from a baby.
 
I forgot another illegal. Against Louisville in 2011-2012, I sold my tickets on StubHub as printable tickets. One unlucky brother outside of Rupp thought he was getting a deal when I sold him the tickets out of the season ticket booklet for $120.
 
I forgot another illegal. Against Louisville in 2011-2012, I sold my tickets on StubHub as printable tickets. One unlucky brother outside of Rupp thought he was getting a deal when I sold him the tickets out of the season ticket booklet for $120.
I thought you were busy in Florida at the time?

I did heroin from 2009-2014. I worked at two trap houses in Lee County, Florida. One as the camera-looker, and the other as the doorman. My homie is now locked-up with $195,000 in bail/bonds down there. But I mostly did crack-cocaine in Florida, I was introduced in Lexington a long time ago, however. Heroin was my drug of choice. Keith Richards was my idol. I can't say that all were bad times, I had a lot of great times. Heroin was our good-luck charm during our national title game run last year. But like they say, all good things come to an end. Time to grow up...

Florida crack > Cincinnati/Kentucky crack
Florida heroin < Cincinnati/Kentucky heroin
 
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