Can't believe it..just did my family tree on ancestry.com
Turns out, I have an ancestor who was owned by a black man during the Barbary slave trade days some 400ish Years ago...
..I just quit my job and bought a few 8 balls to start slanging.. going to start screaming black oppression tomorrow while I learn the art of the drive-by.
Anyone want to trade me some pants that are a few sizes bigger than a 36w so I can hang them below my ass...I got a bunch of business attire I no longer need.
Did they start piss testing for monthly checks yet? If not, I'm golden.
.. it turns out, us white devils only owned slaves to survive due to the horrible oppression yall put us thru during those days 400 years ago. So even today, the oppression you claim is actually your own fault due to the oppression you put my people thru before America was even founded.
All you other white Devils, go check out your ancestry.. you might have a claim of oppression!! Actually, you don't even need to, just because it happened at all means we all suffer every day. White lives matter. Where my reparations?