Which is worse, a cold toilet seat or a warm toilet seat?

[Col. Angus]

Cold goes without saying, shock to your system for 5-10 seconds or so. But a warm toilet means you literally just sat down after someone else got up. Just a little unsettling. This assumes you’re not a rich with a seat warmer and an average poor ass like most.

I type this now sitting on a cold toilet seat that still hasn’t warmed up.

 

[berniecarbo]

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How about no toilet seat?

 

[Steven1221]

The worst is a toilet seat without a bidet.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Worst of all are urinals that are higher than knee level. I’m sick and tired of having to pee while on my tiptoes to avoid having my richard touch the urinal cake.

 

[IdaCat]

Install heat and air in your outhouse.

 

[trueblujr2]

Worst of all are urinals that are higher than knee level. I’m sick and tired of having to pee while on my tiptoes to avoid having my richard touch the urinal cake.

How to say your short without saying your short...LOL (just messin)
How about the ones that go all the way to the floor. I don't like pissing all over my shoes.

 

[Spica Orbit]

I can live with either cold or hot, it's "no toilet seat" that's a bitch.

 

[funKYcat75]

If it's not visibly smeared with crap/blood/hair (and dry, of course) I've got no issue with a warm seat.

 

[funKYcat75]

Also, where are you people going where there's no toilet seat?

 

[entropy13]

Also, where are you people going where there's no toilet seat?

My two guesses: Jeff Ruby's or prison.

 

[JonathanW]

Worst thing is a wet toilet seat!

 

[UKBrassowTipIN]

Who sits on public toilets? My bigger worry is dropping nukes and getting the water splash

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Who sits on public toilets? My bigger worry is dropping nukes and getting the water splash

Some people enjoy a very high fiber diet and sometimes when ya gotta go ya gotta go.

 

[BigBlueDave]

Following the wife after her normal pee here at the house, not Montezuma's revenge, fine.


After any of you effers out in the world, no.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

The colder the better. I find it refreshing.

I also have a pet peeve where I never touch a toilet seat with my hands, which means yes, I don't lift the setup, ever. Not at my house, not at your mother's house.

But I've actually gotten in the habit of taking a wad toilet paper and wiping the seat after every single pee, whether there's splash or no splash (my hands never touch the plastic). To me, thats cleaner than touching the underside of a toilet seat.

 

[DSmith21]

I also have a pet peeve where I never touch a toilet seat with my hands, which means yes, I don't lift the setup, ever. Not at my house, not at your mother's house.

But I've actually gotten in the habit of taking a wad toilet paper and wiping the seat after every single pee, whether there's splash or no splash (my hands never touch the plastic). To me, thats cleaner than touching the underside of a toilet seat.

Use your foot to lift the seat. Your shoe has already been in contact with the bathroom floor which is "dirty" with particulate matter. A slow closing lid also helps make contact minimal when lowering the seat/lid.

In answer to the OP, cold/wet is the worst. Like when the seat has been pissed on during a cold day at Commonwealth Stadium.

 

[BlueThruAndThru]

 

[BBBLazing]

It depends. I grew up with an outhouse and it sucked going outside in the winter. But, when I got married my wife bought those "cushy" toilet seats and we didn't have air conditioning. So, in the summer your ass would sweat and you would damn near stick to it. That was worse than the cold outhouse. I have to agree with whoever mentioned the bidet. I had them installed on my toilet seats a few years back, and it really is a game changer. Cost less than $100 a piece. As far as touching the toilet seat, I always raise the seat to pee, but then close the seat and the lid before flushing. I've read that particles fly as high as the ceiling every time you flush a toilet.