Those powered Japanese seats are amazing. After the bidet, the heated air drying is like a tropical vacation.
The heated seat takes a little getting used to because it feels like someone else just used it.
The toilet seat revolution is coming - do your part
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The heated seat takes a little getting used to because it feels like someone else just used it.
With a bidet.. don't you still have to wipe the water off anyways? I used them in Amsterdam and a few boutique hotels in the US.. and every time I felt like my anus was wet and ended up wiping anyways.
Like if you smear hot fudge on the counter.. you can't just squirt some water on it and be like "all clean!". No, you still need a towel.
Like if you smear hot fudge on the counter.. you can't just squirt some water on it and be like "all clean!". No, you still need a towel.
I've joked about the toilet seat needed to be left up for years. You've got my vote.
The balance of power in the house has been mostly women for most of my life. They can say what they want, but they leave the seat more a mess than I ever have.
This isn't an isolated survey either. I worked at Wal-Mart in my youth for a few years. Part of my duties were to clean the bathrooms. The women's restroom was always disgusting. Bloody tampons scattered all about, feces on the walls, clogged sinks, multiple stopped up toilets. They would continue to use a clogged up toilet instead of waiting for a working one. There was a good mix of that most nights. Occasionally you'd have a clogged toilet in the men's room that would be about it.
You'd have the signs on the door, the cart blocking the door and you'd be in there cleaning and women would walk right in anyway. Most men would wait. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, traumatic events that changed the way we see women.
The balance of power in the house has been mostly women for most of my life. They can say what they want, but they leave the seat more a mess than I ever have.
This isn't an isolated survey either. I worked at Wal-Mart in my youth for a few years. Part of my duties were to clean the bathrooms. The women's restroom was always disgusting. Bloody tampons scattered all about, feces on the walls, clogged sinks, multiple stopped up toilets. They would continue to use a clogged up toilet instead of waiting for a working one. There was a good mix of that most nights. Occasionally you'd have a clogged toilet in the men's room that would be about it.
You'd have the signs on the door, the cart blocking the door and you'd be in there cleaning and women would walk right in anyway. Most men would wait. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, traumatic events that changed the way we see women.
Is that a modified tub toaster thing? Do you pour the water directly into the hair dryer? We need details!
I worked in a department store during hs and never seen anything as disgusting as the women's bathroom.
How about while we are at it we protest the size of the toilet seat?
Friggin in laws have three toilets all with small toilet seats. I was told it was so the female grandkids wouldn't fall in. Well that was like 8 years ago and all these little trics are in middle school. If they friggin fall in a friggin toilet I am sure they won't friggin drown before someone rescues them. In the meantime, every time I take a dump, I gotta make sure I don't lay a log on the back of the seat, and also gotta lay my package over the front. So, in other words, I have to stand up and aim my johnson backwards to piss while doing number 2. Also, they get the cheap ass single ply toilet paper that is great for a little girl, but ends up being like wet Kleenex tissue when a grown man needs to wipe his ass.
Friggin the entire world is against me. I am getting divorced.
Friggin in laws have three toilets all with small toilet seats. I was told it was so the female grandkids wouldn't fall in. Well that was like 8 years ago and all these little trics are in middle school. If they friggin fall in a friggin toilet I am sure they won't friggin drown before someone rescues them. In the meantime, every time I take a dump, I gotta make sure I don't lay a log on the back of the seat, and also gotta lay my package over the front. So, in other words, I have to stand up and aim my johnson backwards to piss while doing number 2. Also, they get the cheap ass single ply toilet paper that is great for a little girl, but ends up being like wet Kleenex tissue when a grown man needs to wipe his ass.
Friggin the entire world is against me. I am getting divorced.
Wash with the cup of water. Dry with the blow dryer. For the deluxe fancy version swap the cup for a squirt gun.
Oh, and pat dry as necessary. Never rub or you might get carried away.
