Please listen to the Legend of L. Coen,
A Coach known for X’s and O’s,
We never knew if he was comin’ or goin’
He only stays a year, then he blows.
In the pre-season he had quite a scare
And was hospitalized for brief duration.
Testing proved he needed no care;
he stroked out on his own expectations!
So I wish the guy the best O’ Luck,
In yet another position so new.
But frankly, I don’t much give a f@ck
For that Yankee who twice wore our Blue!
A Coach known for X’s and O’s,
We never knew if he was comin’ or goin’
He only stays a year, then he blows.
In the pre-season he had quite a scare
And was hospitalized for brief duration.
Testing proved he needed no care;
he stroked out on his own expectations!
So I wish the guy the best O’ Luck,
In yet another position so new.
But frankly, I don’t much give a f@ck
For that Yankee who twice wore our Blue!
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