The Legend of Liam Coen

[The-Hack]

Please listen to the Legend of L. Coen,
A Coach known for X’s and O’s,
We never knew if he was comin’ or goin’
He only stays a year, then he blows.

In the pre-season he had quite a scare
And was hospitalized for brief duration.
Testing proved he needed no care;
he stroked out on his own expectations!

So I wish the guy the best O’ Luck,
In yet another position so new.
But frankly, I don’t much give a f@ck
For that Yankee who twice wore our Blue!

 

[UKfirst]

Glad the drama is over as well. Would prefer to find our next OC in the college ranks. Lasts 2/3 seasons has shown that they’ve not been very adaptable to the college personnel available.

 

[JPFisher]

There once was a man named Coen,
Who was famed for his offenses a-rowin...

That's all I have. I gotta go interview with the New York Times and the Chicago Tribune now.

 

[jeffky]

Coen leaving sounds like a Stoops problem to me I hope I am wrong

 

[sambowieshin]

Now ya Liam,
Now ya don't.
Says you'll see em,
But you won't.
Swears he's not goin,
We'll see lots of throwin,
But up in the sky....
Thinkin up his next lie....
A jet with a turd named Coen.

 

[bluecoon1]

Hey there Coen
Where you goin?
Anywhere the wind is blowin’
To da Bears, to da Bucs
This man gives no ****s
Lost all respect, I’ll give him no pass
He can suck a turd out of my ass

 

[hmt5000]

I don't blame him from going but I hope he never steps foot in this state again and better hope it works out in the pros because he's got a rep now in college ball.

 

[JPFisher]

Coen leaving sounds like a Stoops problem to me I hope I am wrong

But he came back to coach for Stoops....

 

[Caveman Catfan]

Liam Coen was the best we ever saw
When he had Levis, Wan’Dale, CRod and the Wall
He went away to again be a Ram
But returned for the 1.8 million dollar scam

When his offense relied mainly on Leary
To the past there was little resemblance
Coen panicked because things got scary
And had to be removed by way of ambulance.

Now he is gone, returned to the NFL
Leaving Mark Stoops in OC Yo-Yo hell
Off to the the Bucs, never again BBN
It’s time to move back in with Eddie Gran

 

[Crankdatmustard]

Folks act like Coen was Jeff Lebby. He was a very average OC.

 

[secrules3]

F it. Give me someone from the Hal Mumme/Mike Leach coaching tree.

The Air Raid years were so much fun although we lost a lot of games.

Probably because I had season tickets row 1 45 yrd line behind the opposing team and got to talk mad trash to so many future NFL Legends and people like Mike Bobo.

 

[megablue]

F it. Give me someone from the Hal Mumme/Mike Leach coaching tree.

The Air Raid years were so much fun although we lost a lot of games.

Probably because I had season tickets row 1 45 yrd line behind the opposing team and got to talk mad trash to so many future NFL Legends and people like Mike Bobo.

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[BigBlueFanGA]

I'm not great at poems but let me try.





Liam Coen is a lying piece of shit.

 

[The-Hack]

I'm not great at poems but let me try.





Liam Coen is a lying piece of shit.

You are a silver-tongued devil!

 

[CapnBlubs]

I don't have any poetry but one anagram of his name is Lie Man Co. Part of a broader conspiracy? Stoops should be on the lookout for others from this company!

 

[kywildcatsfannumber1]

So long turkey!!

 

[Tf2217]

Like I've said if Coen had enough balls to be like.... I am a NFL guy. It didn't really work out with the Rams, but ultimately that's where I want to be, I would have a lot more respect for the guy. Instead he's a BS pumper that will tell you exactly what he thinks people want to hear.

 

[Soupbean]

There once was a coach named Coen,
Who was known for his comin and goin,
When things started to unravel,
He said, "bye got to travel",
But thanks for the short term Loens!!!

 

[Coach Marrow]

People will make references to Coen for a long time. And I guess I’m here for it.

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword]

Heres a little story bout a man name Liam
If you didn't look quick, youre never gonna see him
Then one day, he was workin' on some plays
and up outta nowhere come a job in LA
Well the first thing you know, he's a NFL OC
Kin folk said, Liam's gotta leave,
Said californy is the place he oughta be
So he loaded up the truck and he moved to Beverly...
Hills that is, movie stars, swimmin pools.

Yall know the rest...

 

[satcheluk]

My apologies to any Shakespeare scholars or Macbeth fans in particular.

Double, double toil and trouble
Coen's left, the cauldron bubbles

Stoops is left to stir the pot
A coaching spot without a name
Another one year tenure
Left and only leaving shame

Is this a dagger which I see before me?
Now it's planted firmly in my back.
"Twasn't me," as Coen flees
The OC doth protest too much, methinks!

 

[know1]

His legend is that he's been using UK like an unemployment insurance program while he's between other jobs that he really wants.

 

[katwest]

Not ever hiring him back is a no brainer for Kentucky, he couldn't replicate the year before last, so he got Rabbit in his blood and run.

 

[The-Hack]

Double, double toil and trouble
Coen's left, the cauldron bubbles

When he was hired:

“By the Tingling in my thumbs,
Something for 12 months this way comes.”

 

[ZenCatFan73]

Sigh:

Liam Coen says leaving Kentucky for Tampa Bay was a “no-brainer”
https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-...ving-kentucky-for-tampa-bay-was-a-no-brainer/

 

[RunninRichie]

Sigh:

Liam Coen says leaving Kentucky for Tampa Bay was a “no-brainer”
https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-...ving-kentucky-for-tampa-bay-was-a-no-brainer/

**** him.

 

[ZenCatFan73]

**** him.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[satcheluk]

When he was hired:

“By the Tingling in my thumbs,
Something for 12 months this way comes.”

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Well done!

(I'm running out of ideas with this, so forgive the stretch!)

All the world's a stage and we are merely players. Coen's now had two exits, this one man knows how to part.