Taylor Swift elbow guy?
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I saw these a long time ago and they always come to mind for me when I hear about her. I wonder what these these d-bags say and think now.
"I fingered Taylor Swift."
Sure you did, Ethan. She's an A list mega star and you work at Whole Foods.
"I fingered Taylor Swift."
Sure you did, Ethan. She's an A list mega star and you work at Whole Foods.
Taylor is attractive but she has had a lot of plastic surgery. She had no boobs and a funky nose. Swift also took a page from Carrie Underwood and really worked out her legs which are now very shapely. All were improvements to the original version of herself.
You know when a woman with all the stylists, make up artists, etc can only achieve "OK" status, she must be pretty weak normally.
She is one girl who has it together mentally, if not physically. Very hard worker and knows what she's doing.
Those are the kind of women you cheat on too.
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Let's clear something up. If 'elbows' are mentioned about a young lass on this particular message board, then the poster is, what we call, "joking".
I'd let her take it, but wouldn't necessarily give it to her,
Again, cute little girl, in her adult makeup professionals applied for hours. She still wouldn't be among the first million chicks I would fantasize about plowing. Just not sexy or sultry. at. all.
To each their own, if this antiseptic flat artists concept work gets your rocks off good for you.
I would donate to her cause, but I wouldn't claim it on my taxes.
If there was a Grammy for "Best Hidden Trouser Hog" she and her team of professionals would most certainly win.
^^100% agree. Very awkward and gangly looking. Not ugly just not all that gorgeous as some people think. To each his own. And her voice/music - Please, God, Kill Me Now.
Lol I figure my meat would give her some much needed calories. I'm sure it would be like being with a virgin. Of course there would be no chili dog with that one lol
I'm not even reading this shit, because I already know the counterpoints. She's boyish, too skinny, etc. Guess what? She's no longer 13.
If you wouldn't crush Tay Tay, then you're homosexual and/or a liar.
I love you taylor.
If you wouldn't crush Tay Tay, then you're homosexual and/or a liar.
I love you taylor.
I would crush her with a GD tire iron right in the throat box so I didn't have to hear that manufactured shit she calls music on every radio and TV in America.
Just a little about myself...
I love the Allman Brothers. They're the best band in history.
The only new music I like are The Black Keys, and I don't really "get" rap.
I like history, but especially WWII history and George Patton.
People from San Francisco are different than me, and I don't think I like them.
I like my beer cold, my shirts too long, and my hat bills perfectly curved.
I love Saddle Ridge, Luke Bryan, and Jesus H. Christ
And oh yeah, Taylor Swift isn't a complete 10/10 and liking her music might make people think I'm weak or something, so I wouldn't admit to wanting to have sex with her either.
I love the Allman Brothers. They're the best band in history.
The only new music I like are The Black Keys, and I don't really "get" rap.
I like history, but especially WWII history and George Patton.
People from San Francisco are different than me, and I don't think I like them.
I like my beer cold, my shirts too long, and my hat bills perfectly curved.
I love Saddle Ridge, Luke Bryan, and Jesus H. Christ
And oh yeah, Taylor Swift isn't a complete 10/10 and liking her music might make people think I'm weak or something, so I wouldn't admit to wanting to have sex with her either.
There's way more manufactured shit music that deserves to be at the top of the list to receive pure wrath. Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Niki Manaj whateves, Kanye West...pure shit but gets played non-stop.
I'm in a hotel room. Still master of my domain although Taylor does hold her own on that one.
Lol at the guy who grouped Kanye West in with Nicki Minaj and the cot damned Florida-Georgia Line. Good god some of you all are so completely out of touch.
