You're traitors. Plain and simple. Everyone knows it. This is one of the biggest stories in American history. In a hundred years this is what the history books will cover. A demagogue strongman attacking our American institutions and how we as a country reacted to that. It remains to be seen whether we pass the test or fail miserably.
I couldn't agree more. You are spot on. As a reward, I bought you some apple sauce. You should go ahead and eat it now, while it's fresh.