OT: Your best euphemism for taking a butt-whippin', sports or otherwise

[Simple_Man]

Smoked their ass,owned them tonight....

 

[Bayhunter]

We got cow-killed!!!

 

[ZenCatFan73]

These are great!

 

[Simple_Man]

Raked over the coals....!

 

[Simple_Man]

That was a frickin beatdown ....!

 

[LowCountryCat]

Shove a glop-skinner's glove so far down your throat you can sit on it.

 

[aikenite4uk]

They beat the crap out of us, and then beat us for crapping.

 

[Taiza]

I usually say wrecked or destroyed.

Kentucky got wrecked by Louisville.

 

[buckkiller]

Go get a piece of hot ass then start a new week!!

 

[Goo19]

Drilled

 

[anon_013cn8yrfncx2]

Embarrassed

 

[Dallas-Wild]

UL buttered our ass and called us biscuits

 

[FtCampbellCat]

We got Stooped......damn near Jokered

 

[Cawood86]

They gave them a "seal beating" or a "shellacking". Also, they beat the daylights out of them.

 

[Bank Cat]

"They bent us over."

"We dump trucked them."

 

[LordEgg]

Suboptimal result.

 

[LordEgg]

Beat like...
Red headed step child
Rented mule
Red headed mule
Rented stepchild

 

[wildcatdonf]

We got the tar beat out of us

That one is dependable.

 

[Williesfan]

I'll start: UL donkey-tromped UK, UGA drilled UK, Northwestern might put the beat-down on UK. That dude beat the brakes off that guy who said something about his momma.

Your turn....

Worked like a red-headed step child.

 

[rick64]

B!tch slapped

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Had our stool impacted

 

[pickled cat]

I'll start: UL donkey-tromped UK, UGA drilled UK, Northwestern might put the beat-down on UK. That dude beat the brakes off that guy who said something about his momma.

Your turn....

They just went through our asses like Shit through a tin horn!!

 

[bluecoon1]

We got our fudge packed

 

[Grumpfish58]

We just got jap-slapped

 

[LowCountryCat]

 

[Oldtrainer]

Manhandled. Beat the snot out of-em.

 

[truebluewildcat]

"Pickle up my butt they really rammed it in there for the score...wouldn't be denied...back to you Ted..."

 

[eppsfan]

stomped a mud hole in them

and then walked it dry

 

[Bayhunter]

Chicken choked.

 

[Fecesforbrains]

And you can’t forget .... Beat the stem winding dog shit out of them

 

[Wildcats1st]

MSU gave us an old fashioned butt rapin

 

[Jon(-24)]

Some of my favorites already here, and some of my grandma's too .

Taken to the mattress
Dirtroaded
Duffed
"... And made X like it."