An oil baron was arrested in Utah. He is a grad of BYU. He got busted for smuggling in $300 million of oil from the cartails in Mex. I think BYU may have taken a hit to their collective that was buying their players.
I say let the cartels have them.Man you are hosed every which way possible in that dudes scenario. Feds and the cartels on your ass? Hope that big ugly house he had was worth living the rest of his life in constant fear with the added bonus of being in prison.
I say let the cartels have them.
But we all know these people will never pay in proportion to their offense.
Old man Baron’s boyThat’s an odd name, never heard of him
the cartails in Mex.
Gotta be honest, I think I'd just sign up for club med fed prison the rest of my life. I'd have no interest in ever seeing one of those "cartail" members again if I were this dude.Man you are hosed every which way possible in that dudes scenario. Feds and the cartels on your ass? Hope that big ugly house he had was worth living the rest of his life in constant fear with the added bonus of being in prison.
Thank you for adding the much needed context!Here is the story: https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/us-ne...-with-cartels-to-smuggle-illegal-mexican-oil/
There is no apparent connection to this person (James Lael Jensen) and BYU.
There is another person named James Alvin Jensen who did graduate from BYU and was known as "Dinosaur Jim": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Jensen
Gotta be honest, I think I'd just sign up for club med fed prison the rest of my life. I'd have no interest in ever seeing one of those "cartail" members again if I were this dude.
I've been wondering where BYU was getting all their NIL money from. Maybe this is the answer.An oil baron was arrested in Utah. He is a grad of BYU. He got busted for smuggling in $300 million of oil from the cartails in Mex. I think BYU may have taken a hit to their collective that was buying their players.
So did the Teamsters. Will revealing this have us ending up like Jimmy Hoffa? The Great Basin and Four Corners areas have a lot of hiding spots.The Mormons loaned the mob the money to build Vegas
Maybe they made a mistake and it was actually valued in pesos?It is crazy to think how that much oil was being smuggled.
Very underrated SNL skit.