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[UKGrad93]

Forgot to mention that a car came through the front of my wife's clinic last week. Smashed the front glass window, through the lobby and through the wall of her boss' office. Pushed his desk back and pinned him against the wall.

This incident was all captured on video and the woman's insurance company is stonewalling about paying the claim. Something about having to check the black box in the car to see if there was a problem with the car. The problem with the car was the 70 yr old woman driving it that had bad knees or whatever on her way to physical therapy next door.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

This incident was all captured on video and the woman's insurance company is stonewalling about paying the claim. Something about having to check the black box in the car to see if there was a problem with the car. The problem with the car was the 70 yr old woman driving it that had bad knees or whatever on her way to physical therapy next door.

In society now there is no accountability. Always someone else's fault.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Your fantasy football players’ stereotypes reminder

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

How do guys deal with the wife having to mention every facet of her day?
A) Sit and nod
B) Sit and show no emotion
C) Grab some “listening juice” out of the fridge and engage

D) “A” above with a twist…aka: The Chris Rock method. Nod your head & act like you are listening while occasionally saying the following:

“I told you that bitch was crazy”

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

What’s up with the “GAFfy” Boone Contracting billboards with the dude sitting cross legged wearing blue jeans and tennis shoes with no socks? They’re popping up everywhere.

Maybe they can share Ad space with Clark’s Go Get Pumped and Shop.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Are we a basketball school again?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Are we a basketball school again?

Basketball will be rough. Best we can look forward to is baseball or roller derby

 

[thabigbluenation]

Definitely not a football school.

We produce Olympians now

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

"gotta get back to work, gotta coach better" bu bu bu bullshit Stoops.

 

[gobigbluebell]

The problem is now we gotta trust Mitch to do the right thing and fire him. Which I would guess will take 3 years.

Just rip the band aid off and hire Sumrall now.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Why don't we just sign him to a life time contract. For goodness sakes we almost lost him to A&M.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Why don't we just sign him to a life time contract. For goodness sakes we almost lost him to A&M.

I probably said that. Thank God my BJW ass ain’t AD.

However, I would have fired Cal by 2018.

My BJW ass does have 1 FF Championship - just as many as Cal. I look forward to today’s start of the season, and my quest for a 2nd championship.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Cooper Kupp sure picked a heckuva time to go off on my Drunks.

 

[funKYcat75]

Cooper Kupp sure picked a heckuva time to go off on my Drunks.

Every play he made seemed like it could have easily gone the other way. Fortune smiled on us (Cooper and me).

 

[AustinTXCat]

Congrats, Funky. Good old Drunk football remains consistent ... losers .

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

But did funky cheat? It seems there's rumors swirling about it.

 

[funKYcat75]

Rearrange the letters in ‘cheat’
It spells ‘teach’.
As in, I’m taking all y’all to school.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Rearrange the letters in ‘cheat’
It spells ‘teach’.
As in, I’m taking all y’all to school.

Oh wow funky getting full of himself......

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Are we a basketball school again?

First & foremost…we are a Rifle Team school. Everything else is an afterthought.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mean Machine is 1-0 and atop the West Division…where they belong…where they shall remain.

I told you mofos…it’s the year of the Kaizer!!!

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

All of Lexington has wrecked. No one is going home.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

All of Lexington has wrecked. No one is going home.

I'm home but I don't live in Lexington.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I'm home but I don't live in Lexington.

Then that’s the solution

 

[funKYcat75]

For those keeping score. The following accidents took place within a few hours of each other.

A minor wreck at Citation and Leestown Rd

A wreck at Yarnallton and Leestown Road

A most likely fatal wreck on New Circle which closed the on ramp at, you guessed it, Leestown Rd.

Oh, don’t forget the construction of a double diamond interchange on … drumroll please … Leestown Rd.

What should have been a four minute jaunt down to the middle school was at least 25.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

When I lived in Masterson station several years ago it would take me an half hour just to get the the Kroger on Leestown during rush hour.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

When I lived in Masterson station several years ago it would take me an half hour just to get the the Kroger on Leestown during rush hour.

Leestown is crap. It should get pumped and go

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I used to always exit I-64 at Midway & take Hwy 421 (Leestown) on the way to games at Rupp. That’s back when the tree farm was still in operation. Back then I used to bitch about it being all 2 lane & wishing that it was a 4 lane hwy.

#Be careful what you wish 4

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Whoever drops shit on the interstate and it pops my tire, have fun sucking the devils dong for an eternity

 

[jedwar]

Mean Machine is 1-0 and atop the West Division…where they belong…where they shall remain.

I told you mofos…it’s the year of the Kaizer!!!

Kain Tuck had a good week. It won't last.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I used to always exit I-64 at Midway & take Hwy 421 (Leestown) on the way to games at Rupp. That’s back when the tree farm was still in operation. Back then I used to bitch about it being all 2 lane & wishing that it was a 4 lane hwy.

#Be careful what you wish 4

I still go that route.

Whoever drops shit on the interstate and it pops my tire, have fun sucking the devils dong for an eternity

That's aggressive.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I still go that route.



That's aggressive.

A hundred years then?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

A hundred years then?

Yeah I'm good with that.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Yeah I'm good with that.

What would they do for all eternity after that?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

What would they do for all eternity after that?

Good question....maybe just be your servant?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Good question....maybe just be your servant?

They should have to change a tire on the interstate for the remainder.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

They should have to change a tire on the interstate for the remainder.

I think that is acceptable and justified.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[funKYcat75]

I was feeling good about being 2-0 also, but it appears anyone can do it.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Learn the subtle art of a 1-point victory, sucking the marrow of life from your opponent’s dead bones.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Lexington traffic has gone absolutely bat shit crazy