N.O.B.

[funKYcat75]

I’m on the side of “not good” with the brisket. Tastes like if Subway had a brisket sandwich. Used to be better.

It was fairly uncrowded. Definitely better than last time.

People who park at the gas pumps and then go in shopping <<<< Hitler.

 

[funKYcat75]

Also.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Went to the pigeon forge Buc-Ee’s today. The buccisest bucees around.

Congrats buddy.

The ugliest collection of people I’ve ever seen in my life were at that Bucee’s when I visited. It was so strange.

Left my local Bucee’s with 3 pints of Blue Bell last night. Tried the new Gooey Butter Cake flavor. A real winner. Decent amount of milf ass there.

There might be two things worth buying at Bucee’s. Gas and Blue Bell. And ice. Three things.

If I had the power, I would force Cal to retire and spend his last days on Earth working as the Bucee’s mascot in Pigeon Forge. That’s my dream, and my dreams matter, damnit.

 

[funKYcat75]

The ugliest collection of people I’ve ever seen in my life were at that Bucee’s when I visited. It was so strange.

That was the exact thought I had. Just gobs and gobs of trolls without a bridge.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

That was the exact thought I had. Just gobs and gobs of trolls without a bridge.

Would you apply this to all Buc-ee’s? Or would you say other Buc-ee’s have better clientele?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

PeopleofBucees.com

Make it so

 

[UKGrad93]

@Kooky Kats how close are you to Somerset, NJ? I’m out here for work.

 

[Kooky Kats]

58 mi

 

[AustinTXCat]

@Kooky Kats how close are you to Somerset, NJ? I’m out here for work.

58 mi

TSA threatened to arrest me at Newark Airport on March 16. I raised holy hell. Nearly missed flight to Germany. I'll make best effort to avoid that shithole in the future.

 

[UKGrad93]

58 mi

If I had more time I’d try to meetup. Work tomorrow and fly out Thursday. I can’t believe how green and lush it is here though. Lots of trees and flowers blooming.

 

[UKGrad93]

TSA threatened to arrest me at Newark Airport on March 16. I raised holy hell. Nearly missed flight to Germany. I'll make best effort to avoid that shithole in the future.

WTF. Why did they want to arrest you? Seems like a story.

 

[AustinTXCat]

WTF. Why did they want to arrest you? Seems like a story.

It is a story, but they don't take too kindly when one calls them "worthless overpaid bureaucrats with unclear double-standards".

 

[Kooky Kats]

If I had more time I’d try to meetup. Work tomorrow and fly out Thursday. I can’t believe how green and lush it is here though. Lots of trees and flowers blooming.

Garden State, baby.

God’s Country.

It’s a pain in the ass for me to get to Somerset. We have an office there and everyone thinks it’s NJ and right there… I’d rather sit on a bus and go to the disgusting City than drive to Somerset.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Garden State, baby.

God’s Country.

It’s a pain in the ass for me to get to Somerset. We have an office there and everyone thinks it’s NJ and right there… I’d rather sit on a bus and go to the disgusting City than drive to Somerset.

I’d like to meet 93 no doubt. Need more lead time to coordinate

 

[UKGrad93]

Garden State, baby.

God’s Country.

It’s a pain in the ass for me to get to Somerset. We have an office there and everyone thinks it’s NJ and right there… I’d rather sit on a bus and go to the disgusting City than drive to Somerset.

Honestly haven’t seen much of Somerset. My co-worker drove us from the airport. Seemed like a pita. Like we didn’t travel on any single road for more than a mile or so, then take and exit.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Garden State, baby.

God’s Country.

It’s a pain in the ass for me to get to Somerset. We have an office there and everyone thinks it’s NJ and right there… I’d rather sit on a bus and go to the disgusting City than drive to Somerset.

You brought us Snookie

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

You brought us Snookie

There's worse things.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

^^^ still hasn’t crossed a Buccees threshold. Waiting for just the right time I guess…whatever/whenever/however that manifests itself.

Seems like this has been discussed before but is Buc-ees a pellet ice joint? Pellet ice is crucial.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Would you say pellet ice is more important than immaculate bathrooms?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Would you say pellet ice is more important than immaculate bathrooms?

No doubt a clean bathroom takes precedence over ice preference. This universally obvious fact aside…one must not overlook the importance of pellet ice. Pellet ice is crucial.

Also…I don’t view the above mentioned items as mutually exclusive. In my experience on the road, where you find pellet ice you almost always find clean bathrooms as well…maybe not always “immaculate” but adequately clean at the very least. I’ve never seen a stanky, unclean bathroom type joint that also provides pellet ice. It’s an odd roadside gas station alliance for sure…but facts are facts…pellet ice shall lead the way to a clean bathroom. It’s settled science as far as I’m concerned.

But oddly enough, it’s only settled science in that particular order. It doesn’t always ring true in the reverse…not all places that have clean bathrooms also have pellet ice.

Alas, the world is an imperfectly unbalanced conundrum of confounding mysteries for sure.

Now, to quote the infamous Mr. Wolf…

Pretty please…with sugar on top…answer the original effing question.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Their bathrooms were unreal. I've been in several ballparks and stadiums and arenas and I have never seen so many urinals in one setting in my 45 yrs. It seemed endless and clean. They were being constantly cleaned while we wondered.

Bucc-ees is no joke

 

[gobigbluebell]

True. Immaculate bathrooms. You can eat pellet ice out of their urinals.

The soda fountains are TRASH.

Cinnamon rolls are dope.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

When it was 8pm, and this appeared….shit got good

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

No doubt a clean bathroom takes precedence over ice preference. This universally obvious fact aside…one must not overlook the importance of pellet ice. Pellet ice is crucial.

Also…I don’t view the above mentioned items as mutually exclusive. In my experience on the road, where you find pellet ice you almost always find clean bathrooms as well…maybe not always “immaculate” but adequately clean at the very least. I’ve never seen a stanky, unclean bathroom type joint that also provides pellet ice. It’s an odd roadside gas station alliance for sure…but facts are facts…pellet ice shall lead the way to a clean bathroom. It’s settled science as far as I’m concerned.

But oddly enough, it’s only settled science in that particular order. It doesn’t always ring true in the reverse…not all places that have clean bathrooms also have pellet ice.

Alas, the world is an imperfectly unbalanced conundrum of confounding mysteries for sure.

Now, to quote the infamous Mr. Wolf…

Pretty please…with sugar on top…answer the original effing question.

Pellet ice=immaculate bathrooms but
Immaculate bathrooms does not equal bathrooms? Is this what you are standing by?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Pellet ice=immaculate bathrooms but
Immaculate bathrooms does not equal bathrooms? Is this what you are standing by?

Nope. But I am standing by what I actually said…

All roadside joints that serve up pellet ice (almost) always also have clean bathrooms but there are some places out there that have clean bathrooms but they don’t serve up pellet ice.

Hence my original question: Does Buccees have pellet ice?

 

[Kooky Kats]

I have a pellet ice machine. I suggest you all buy one too… if you don’t want to go to a redneck gas station or Sonic for a decent beverage.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Exhibit A: No doubt Kooky’s bathrooms are immaculate.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Cleaned by a pack of Brazilian ladies with no fingerprints.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Exhibit A: No doubt Kooky’s bathrooms are immaculate.

Do we have proof his bathrooms are spotless?

 

[AustinTXCat]

I have a pellet ice machine. I suggest you all buy one too… if you don’t want to go to a redneck gas station or Sonic for a decent beverage.

Looks awesome. Definitely on our wish-list.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Do we have proof his bathrooms are spotless?

The mofo has a pellet ice machine in his crib. Settled science. Trust the science.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

The mofo has a pellet ice machine in his crib. Settled science. Trust the science.

I will trust the science..........

 

[UKGrad93]

Do we have proof his bathrooms are spotless?

Yeah. There were some pictures posted after the remodel.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Yeah. There were some pictures posted after the remodel.

I hear by declare on April 7th 2024 Kooky has the finest bathrooms in all of the lower 48 including Buc-ee’s.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Congrats to funky on his NCAA tournament bracket win.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Congrats to funky on his NCAA tournament bracket win.

He's a photoshop/computer wiz...anyone confirm he did it fair and square?

 

[funKYcat75]

I had a pellet ice machine before they were cool. Kook, I assume you have the water reservoir? Knowing you, you probably ran a dedicated water line to it.

Got back from spring break yesterday. It’s cold at the beach. Still got sunburnt. Old skin is easier to burn apparently.

I take no joy in my brackets successes. Still in the running for 4th in my work bracket.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I had a pellet ice machine before they were cool. Kook, I assume you have the water reservoir? Knowing you, you probably ran a dedicated water line to it.

Got back from spring break yesterday. It’s cold at the beach. Still got sunburnt. Old skin is easier to burn apparently.

I take no joy in my brackets successes. Still in the running for 4th in my work bracket.

We went two weeks ago I didn't get cold really. I enjoyed it. Kook probably ran a dedicated water line directly from a glacier.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

There’s a house in Lexington T the corner of Reed Ln and Lafayette Pkwy that makes the Little Pool House look like child’s play. Google earth can hopefully show the details.

 

[AustinTXCat]

#baseball school.



Returning as a basketball power would be nice, though.