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- Thread starter Mashburned
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BIg honky came through. I went to bed thinking he wasn't going to though.
Better watch the “honky” lingo… DEEEEEEEEESNUTS may ban you for race talk. For real.
I'm not even a paying member of cat paws, so he might get me arrested for hate speech.
Is that the individual who gave Willie a lifetime ban? If so. I don't think I like them. #Free Willy.
Pouring one out for my homie.
Pouring one out for my homie.
I wonder if Willy still fancy's the buttock region.
With the commitment of a 5 star qb does that mean we are football school now?
I think those stars depreciate as soon as they leave the school, just like a new car driving off the lot.
So if we do the depreciation on this:
Been in school four years now. We lose a star for each year, depreciates to one star. If my math is correct.
So we essentially have signed a one-star qb.
I just want to say to everyone that it has been a great fantastical football season. Everyone fought hard and played fair. A true joy to be a part of.
That being said ...
I'M IN THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BEYONCES!!!!! IT MUST SUCK TO BE SO BAD AT FF THAT YOU LOST TO ME!!! FROM AN OH-AND-THREE START TO THE MOST VAUNTED FF PLAYOFFS IN THE NATION.
KENTUCKY'S FOOTBALL SCHOOL? I BEAT YOU
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN FOREHEAD? I BEAT YOU
STOOPID JOKERS? I BEAT YOU
FIGHTING EUNUCHS? I BEAT YOU
KAIN TUCK? I BEAT YOU
TESTY GULLS? I BEAT YOU
MEAN MACHINE? I BEAT YOU
THAT LEAVES TWO: TEXAS DRUNKS AND BLUE BELL! YOUR TIME IS COMING. TREAD LIGHTLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN PETER CETERA'S UNDERBITE RUNS WILD OVER YOU? DAYS ARE NUMBERED
That being said ...
I'M IN THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BEYONCES!!!!! IT MUST SUCK TO BE SO BAD AT FF THAT YOU LOST TO ME!!! FROM AN OH-AND-THREE START TO THE MOST VAUNTED FF PLAYOFFS IN THE NATION.
KENTUCKY'S FOOTBALL SCHOOL? I BEAT YOU
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN FOREHEAD? I BEAT YOU
STOOPID JOKERS? I BEAT YOU
FIGHTING EUNUCHS? I BEAT YOU
KAIN TUCK? I BEAT YOU
TESTY GULLS? I BEAT YOU
MEAN MACHINE? I BEAT YOU
THAT LEAVES TWO: TEXAS DRUNKS AND BLUE BELL! YOUR TIME IS COMING. TREAD LIGHTLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN PETER CETERA'S UNDERBITE RUNS WILD OVER YOU? DAYS ARE NUMBERED
And all this vitriol in the time of Advent.
May the devil find you and drink your blood.
May the devil find you and drink your blood.
Oh yeah? Well it's basketball season anyway. (You know since I'm not in the playoffs and whatnot.).
Plus, I'm about the academics. Sports is further down the list at The University of O.C.M.C.F.
So enjoy your little playoff while I'm doing important things like...
Studying the results of having a fatty liver from binge drinking due to having extra spare time not being in the playoffs.
Plus, I'm about the academics. Sports is further down the list at The University of O.C.M.C.F.
So enjoy your little playoff while I'm doing important things like...
Studying the results of having a fatty liver from binge drinking due to having extra spare time not being in the playoffs.
I’m the John Calipari of fantasy football. Can’t win shit when it counts, but I am the undisputed king of the regular season, and I demand a trophy for that, damnit.
ATC, I actually feel bad about possible falling ass-backwards into the playoff finals. I didn’t realize that I left Dicker in and probably wouldn’t have if I was paying attention to who they were playing. I assumed after last week’s ass stomping I wouldn’t stand a chance.
However you’ve still got four dudes tomorrow and I’ve got one skinny dude who has been letting me down most of the season.
However you’ve still got four dudes tomorrow and I’ve got one skinny dude who has been letting me down most of the season.
Merry Christmas, gents! Wishing y'all the best.
Merry Christmas everybody.
The last yr taught me you never know if your going to be around for the next one so never take this one for granted
The last yr taught me you never know if your going to be around for the next one so never take this one for granted
Thanks, bro.
My one regret is that I won’t have a chance to give Mash the beatdown he deserves.
Whatever. Postseason is only a few weeks. I dominated for 14 weeks. I was unstoppable.
But that’s all beside the point. Wins don’t even matter. It’s about DREAMS.
F fantasy football and f whatever dork came up with this crap. I’m really sick of this.
But that’s all beside the point. Wins don’t even matter. It’s about DREAMS.
F fantasy football and f whatever dork came up with this crap. I’m really sick of this.
Merry belated Christmas!!! Hope the fat man was good to you.
Are we not a football school now?
Are we not a football school now?
Oh we need to pony up right? I'm just curious does ponying up prevent our corner from playing 17 yards off their receiver?
So you're telling me you can be ugly and rich and someone will be willing to fornicate with you?
