N.O.B.

[Kaizer Sosay]

Is it me or does the Pirate’s sideburn impossibly descend over his cheekbone?

That logo was drawn by the same guy who drew Tippy in the TV Guide.

The sideburn is bad but the real tragedy is the omission of an eye patch.

All I know is that it’s going to be pretty damn difficult for me to stop laughing if the Pirates eff around and actually make it into the postseason. Kooky wouldn’t hear the end of it till mid-January or so.

But there will be an absolutely unbearable plethora of ridicule for kooky if the Pirates make the postseason AND the Yanks don’t. Can you imagine??? Hahahahaha!!! Just for a minute...forget that it’s the Pirates we are talking about...just close your eyes & picture the unrelenting onslaught of posts disparaging the Yankees from the Kaizer if that unlikely scenario comes to fruition.

<insert 100+ rolling/laughing emojis here>

 

[Kooky Kats]

Good thing we won’t have to worry about that🤣

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

C’mon, kooky. I listed “my” team weeks ago. Where’s our story?

 

[Kooky Kats]

I will do this in chronological order. Let it be known, I was born under a bad sign. I will offer up a one-sentence factoid every so often. They get more fun as they go… not always tragic.

1) at age 3 months, I almost died of anaphylaxis from Penicillin allergy after shot. Didn’t breathe for nearly 15 minutes.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Here ya go, Mash. World ain't fair sometimes.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Happy Easter!

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Happy Easter to you all!!

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

(((For full effect, please cue Van Hagar’s “Right Here Right Now” as this post’s theme music)))

There are still 299 games left in the MLB regular season for each team...but right here...right now...in this isolated moment in time...the Pirates & the Yanks have *identical records at 6-3.

*Proper pronunciation:

 

[Captain Forehead]

I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter Sunday.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Anyone got an opinion on pellet grills?

 

[Kooky Kats]

2) neighbors Britany Spaniel hunting dog had puppies. At age 8mos ol Kook was propped in the center of the furry litter for a photo opp. All was wholesome and good until doggie mamma came over the top and sunk her jaws over my head and proceeded to eat my face. Good times. Several scars are still there next to my left eye.

🐶

 

[UKGrad93]

Drinking IPAs on a Friday night. Listening to d guys play live music.

 

[UKGrad93]

This hotel bar used to be the shiz back in the ‘70s.

 

[UKGrad93]

I’ll bet a lot of these old people used to be swingers back in the day.

 

[UKGrad93]

FREEBIRD!!!!!

Mutherfocker

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

You looking for old swingers?

 

[UKGrad93]

You looking for old swingers?

They lookin for me.

 

[UKGrad93]

Irish tunes now. May have to switch to Guinness.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Sounds like 93 had a pretty good time. Hope his head doesn't hurt too much this morning.

 

[thabigbluenation]

This hotel bar used to be the shiz back in the ‘70s.

Hotel bars were the stuff in the day. I know funky remembers the continental. The springs and I know I'm missing one. My my own momma is a retired state worker. They used to have their blasts in lex at the cont. I went to one reception there and a biker blast we just crashed. It was crazy. They just took us in and let us have a time with them. All before they tore that place down.

 

[UKGrad93]

Hotel bars were the stuff in the day. I know funky remembers the continental. The springs and I know I'm missing one. My my own momma is a retired state worker. They used to have their blasts in lex at the cont. I went to one reception there and a biker blast we just crashed. It was crazy. They just took us in and let us have a time with them. All before they tore that place down.

We had ROTC military ball at the Continental back in 91-92.

 

[funKYcat75]

Campbell House
Catalina
Continental
Springs

The Four Horsemen of Lexington fine lodging.

Campbell Houee still stands and does ok. Catalina is technically still there, but it could be just billions of roaches weaving themselves together to form the shape of a motel.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Campbell House
Catalina
Continental
Springs

The Four Horsemen of Lexington fine lodging.

Campbell Houee still stands and does ok. Catalina is technically still there, but it could be just billions of roaches weaving themselves together to form the shape of a motel.

Campbell house was it.

 

[UKGrad93]

Where is everybody?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Campbell House
Catalina
Continental
Springs

The Four Horsemen of Lexington fine lodging.

Campbell Houee still stands and does ok. Catalina is technically still there, but it could be just billions of roaches weaving themselves together to form the shape of a motel.

Honorable mentions:

Sportsman Motel
Bluegrass Motel
Bryan Station Inn

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I'm right here.

 

[funKYcat75]

Honorable mentions:

Sportsman Motel
Bluegrass Motel
Bryan Station Inn

Dishonorable Mention

Day’s Motel on Versailles Road

 

[AustinTXCat]

Stay strong brother. I hope you have 12 to 18 more good years. There's a beer waiting on you in Leitchfield. And possibly some blue bell. 😉

Might be able to link up 28th or 29th around Leitchfield - Nolin Lake area. I'll send you a PM

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

The Kaizer is 3-4. I’m sure it was a fine establishment, but I never ventured into the Catalina...at least not that I remember.

Never heard of any of the also-rans.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Pirates 13-7
Yanks 12-7

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Pirates 13-7
Yanks 12-7

“Yo Momma!”

 

[funKYcat75]

Saw a truck yesterday that had the entire body, minus the lamps, covered in Line-X. Still can't think of a reason to do that.

I have decided to enter the transfer portal. Please respect my decision.

Hot weather sucks.

Yankees are doing well enough. Reds suck. As(s)tros are below .500. 2/3 of those things make me smile.

I have 23 days of work between now and August, in case anyone was wondering.

Stay cool, NOB.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Where you transferring to? The GYERO thread?

Finally upgraded my phone. Usually just buy cheap ones off of ebay that are a couple years old. Verizon sent an offer that resulted in a free one. This mean I'm an adult now?

Will we miss Collins and CJ? I get Collins decision. Tough deal.

The new pellet grill worked well the other night. Gonna smoke a ham sometime soon with it.

Carry on...

 

[funKYcat75]

Where you transferring to?

https://jamesmadison.forums.rivals.com/threads/we-got-somebody-a-lurkin-here.900/post-116552

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

https://jamesmadison.forums.rivals.com/threads/we-got-somebody-a-lurkin-here.900/post-116552

I posted on it

 

[funKYcat75]

Brilliant

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Brilliant

LPH love. It can’t be contained.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I posted on it

Currently it appears no one has offered you anything.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

@funKYcat75

With all of that spare time you have coming up in a month or so...you need to go on a reconnaissance mission & give us an update on the tiny pool house.